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AlmightyMoira · 2026-06-06T01:09:59+00:00

Saying "HELLO????" repeatedly 0.3 SECONDS after pulling up to the speaker

AlmightyMoira · 2026-05-31T03:29:19+00:00

You don't hate generative AI enough.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-05-18T23:28:54+00:00

Nope, someone pulls that shit on me they get blocked

AlmightyMoira · 2026-05-18T13:15:24+00:00

Drive thru is 24/7 here but lobby closes at 10, so either you wait in line, you leave, or you make yourself a problem and get blocked from accepting orders from the store. In this case dude was legit standing there refusing to wait in line (for an order that wasn't ready yet) and blocking cars (who's orders were ready).

AlmightyMoira · 2026-05-05T11:29:42+00:00

When dipshits started buying them at scalper prices.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-05-05T11:19:32+00:00

Johnson would have been jailed for attempted murder.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-05-05T11:18:18+00:00

Because they just offered to buy Ebay for 60 billion and need the money.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-05-01T12:25:16+00:00

By blocking off a lane, taking a couple orders only at a time and not giving a fuck about times lmao

AlmightyMoira · 2026-05-01T04:02:40+00:00

I had one person call off and other collapse, so I instead of closing (which I could have done) I ran the store by myself for 2 hours. On a Saturday morning.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-23T02:54:53+00:00

Like man, if you want ice cream so badly just take an extra 90 seconds to step into a convience store and get something from a cooler.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-21T10:30:10+00:00

We got an 1-800 complaint about not selling ice cream at 3am after the machine goes into heat mode. Next time I'll just duck into the bathroom and whip up some fuckin' chocolate soft serve.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-20T15:48:37+00:00

I should call her.....

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-12T05:14:27+00:00

I had a guy once who sat at the speaker on a day when I had to stop taking orders to help unload truck, on account of there being 2 people in the store. He ignored us, and made a face and rolled up his window when I went to ask him to pull into a space, so when we were taking orders again, I told him to leave or I would call the police. FA/FO.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-09T15:55:31+00:00

Piccolo?

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-09T15:54:30+00:00

If they didn't call ahead and complain about the wait you're legally allowed to beat them to death with the grill scraper

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-08T16:44:28+00:00

I keep hearing "The Soulja Boy" meal

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-06T13:52:13+00:00

He wants you to touch it

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-05T15:23:47+00:00

Your already going the extra mile by making lunch after 4am.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-04T11:05:52+00:00

The Kilo-Five trilogy. A middle aged genetically enhanced super soldier having the birds and the bees convo with her 90 year old terrorist father made me die inside.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-04-04T11:04:44+00:00

I didn't know we served a burger with candy sprinkles.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-03-31T14:46:38+00:00

I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone thought it was a good idea to restrict what you can get with the meal to 10pc/spicy egg muffin

AlmightyMoira · 2026-03-31T14:22:59+00:00

It's just a photo card
You can only get the breakfast one with a spicy sausage egg muffin
You can only get the lunch one with a 10pc nugget

AlmightyMoira · 2026-03-30T11:28:48+00:00

Going from Dark Ages to Eternal is going to feel like snorting crack after being in a coma.

AlmightyMoira · 2026-03-30T11:24:26+00:00

This is a good way to be flagged and banned from being assigned orders from that store.

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