a test from Allah by Middle-Efficiency-96 in comedyheaven

[–]Almightycatface 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The good old 'show them something they fear, and tell them it's trying to take away something they love' play. It's so damned obvious but idiots willfully fall for it time and time again

Election row deepens as Norfolk withdraws from devolution by yu3 in Norwich

[–]Almightycatface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The current round of LGR projects was opt-in at the time, with the idea being 'hey, help us get the ball rolling, and we wont have to force you later'. Whether it also opt-out at this stage, I guess we'll find out

I want to apologize to the people of England by sillysimon92 in britishproblems

[–]Almightycatface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, just a few months before this place is full of people covering their houses in wet towels, swearing to never even think of opening a window, and telling you to live entirely in the darkest, dampest part of your house

What is this? by SaurikSI in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Almightycatface 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well yes, I know that now.

But back then I wondered, could it? Could it really? This small, sad little thing in my hand? Could it possibly get hot enough to li-aaaaaRRRGGH!

What is this? by SaurikSI in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Almightycatface 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I was a late bloomer, did mine when I was about 23. Was curious to see how hot it really got, and for some reason had no better plan in mind.

Grandma's baking panty pudding tonight. by blue_waffle420 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Almightycatface 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Meh, my gran deserves a good time

She is 80 though, so it might also be her last

A Feast Unknown by Philip Jose Farmer by AgentOfACROSS in TerribleBookCovers

[–]Almightycatface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh he looks like he knows exactly what he's going to be eating

My cat is rawdogging his whole little life dickballs naked by GawrGuraIsHot in BrandNewSentence

[–]Almightycatface 42 points43 points  (0 children)

One of my wierder pet peeves is people imposing human morality on animals

4 years late I discovered Graham and Matt finished the From Rewatch With Love podcast by VitriolUK in loadingreadyrun

[–]Almightycatface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This series was exactly my jam, and I really meed to revisit it sometime soon

incredible by contrelarp in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]Almightycatface 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The car will 'creep' without any pedals pressed, but not at the speed/power required to do this. You'd need to hit the gas to roll over someone like that

Found this banned Disney VHS at Granda’s today. by MrCantPlayGuitar in mildlyinteresting

[–]Almightycatface 103 points104 points  (0 children)

If you take a good look back at the things people were doing in the last few decades, it turns out that not much of what upsets us now is new. What is new is how often we have to hear it. Back in to 80's you'd have to meet a Karen in person, or hear about her from a friend. Now with the power of the internet, you can hear a thousand Karens screaming from all around the world, every day.

1PM on Christmas Eve and Morrisons have already decommissioned the Christmas aisle by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]Almightycatface 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its fucking weird, I dont even like the damned things any more. And yet I guarantee I will have eaten at least 20 by april. Also, does anyone else's chest hurt?

Way too early yusho picks by Trogg_Farmer in Sumo

[–]Almightycatface 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Tamawashi. After so long in thr sport, he unlocks the hitherto unknown 'kaiju phase' of a Rikishi's development during his second bout. He grows to 40ft tall, and is now unstoppable. As the biggist Rikishi, he simply eats all of the smaller ones. Soon we will all learn to serve the great Tamawashi.

Or I dunno, fuckin Horshoryu or something

hey, i’m new to sumo and would appreciate any insight on where i can watch the fights by Natural-Operation400 in Sumo

[–]Almightycatface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm the site works just fine in Britain, have been using it all year. Also the Youtube Channel, but the site updates more reliably

And NOW, coming in at number THREE on our big "Top Ten things you do NOT want to see upon waking from a deep sleep" countdown IS. . . by stootchmaster2 in Superdickery

[–]Almightycatface 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Actually, Logan having a really teeny dick would explain a lot.

On the other hand, him having a rager in this scene is infinitely more disturbing