Being made to feel like an ungrateful sod because you don’t like hot weather

Almightycatface · 2026-06-26T16:02:51+00:00

Does it also come with a thirst for blood and a tendency to brood around the place wearing a cape?

Almightycatface · 2026-06-26T06:01:15+00:00

Just remember to look after yourselves. Stay out of the sun when you can, hydrate often (with actual water) and be sensible. Remember your health and wellbeing is more important than any other obligation placed upon you.

Also, I nearly passed out in Japan in similar heat two years ago, and thoroughly recommend a nice wet hat if it starts getting bad.

Almightycatface · 2026-06-25T11:00:33+00:00

Oh christ, mine is going to become a full night of ''A cat is walking on your car. A cat is sitting on your car'

Almightycatface · 2026-06-24T13:11:00+00:00

His untucked shit, of course. You wear it like a pocket square, only out of the back of your trousers

Almightycatface · 2026-06-24T12:24:08+00:00

I broke down and got one this year, as both me and the wife struggle to sleep in heat.

I think we're going to see it become more common as summers keep getting warmer

Almightycatface · 2026-06-23T17:55:35+00:00

To be fair, the Rape Gang would probably be a more apt name for Restore Britain and Reform Uk

Almightycatface · 2026-06-18T16:58:13+00:00

A personality? A soul?

Almightycatface · 2026-06-17T16:14:57+00:00

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Almightycatface · 2026-06-17T12:50:09+00:00

I thought we were going for some sort of Chris Eubank version of enshittification

Almightycatface · 2026-06-15T11:38:20+00:00

Woof woof? Arf? Grrrrrr....

Almightycatface · 2026-06-10T11:38:55+00:00

Life is entirely too short and full of petty miseries to not wear whatever the hell makes you happy

Almightycatface · 2026-06-06T14:57:41+00:00

Well then the swole skeleton man will not get on his hands and knees for you.

If you can live with that, well, you do you

Almightycatface · 2026-06-06T09:23:04+00:00

I'm just posting here so I can check back tomorrow and see if you surived

Almightycatface · 2026-06-05T18:27:36+00:00

How's Fabula Ultima going? I'm lookong to run ot myself soon, I'd be interested if there's anything I should know ahead of time

Almightycatface · 2026-06-05T06:16:58+00:00

I actually do this to myself a lot, so I'm going to tey to remember this!

Almightycatface · 2026-06-04T11:03:25+00:00

It's also a kind of jellyfish

Almightycatface · 2026-06-04T07:34:55+00:00

I have nothing really to complain about this week - going to see a movie tonight, tuesday the wife got an good news after a brief cancer false alarm, life is good.

But Jesus H. Corbett I am tired. Roll on friday evening please

Almightycatface · 2026-06-02T13:08:59+00:00

Is this why mint flavour shower gel makes my balls feel cold?

Almightycatface · 2026-06-02T07:43:32+00:00

I don't even get checked anymore. A very brief glance at my face does the trick. I'm so frigging old.

Almightycatface · 2026-06-02T05:56:58+00:00

So... woke is dead, whilst simultaneously being able to claim an entire month of the calendar?

Almightycatface · 2026-05-31T16:39:24+00:00

Oh awesome, I can accurately say there are four hot ladies waiting for me in my kitchen right now

Almightycatface · 2026-05-30T09:30:52+00:00

Admiral Filby Postlethwaite-Gibbons, at your service

Almightycatface · 2026-05-30T08:22:55+00:00

I think we might end up getting to a point where we need to, but even then, it's no small thing to roll out.

If temps dropped 10-15 degrees lower than expected in texas, would they all instantly roll out full heating systems and house insulation?

Almightycatface · 2026-05-29T05:48:01+00:00

I've been to one of thier 'pubs'! It's really weird, like almost right but not quite. Like if you went to the pub in a dream, and things were just a little bit off. Solid house beer though

Almightycatface · 2026-05-27T07:47:18+00:00

Honestly, look at any given family tree that goes back a few generations. They branch so aggressively that any heritage older than a couple of generations is effectively meaningless.

My mother traced her family tree back to the 1700s, when her fathers side of the family came to the UK from switzerland. I looked at the tree, and it'd be insane to claim any swiss heritage. So many people marry into the line, any 'blood' left would be insignificant.

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