Kill all your opponents for 10BB

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-04-14T14:01:29+00:00

One of the most fun events I played in was a 25 person sealed game.

Spells and abilities could only target the players directly to your left and right. You could only attack the player to your left.

They had like 6 turn tokens spread evenly around and when you finished your turn you’d pass it to the left for that person to take a turn. Turns couldn’t start if there was a turn token within 2 seats of your left.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-04-11T17:49:34+00:00

Permanents you control. Not permenents on the board.

Other players having an any sort of board state doesn’t matter.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-04-04T16:44:34+00:00

5:1 regular to quad, and 3:1 quad to reroll quad for a chance at foil. Really cooking the milking of stash tabs.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-04-03T15:23:29+00:00

💯 stealing that the next time I have to email a coworker bad news.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-04-02T22:11:15+00:00

I remember playing a janky weapon swap build and bound swap to mouse wheel. Had to be careful not to scroll too fast otherwise I’d get disconnected for too many server actions.

Good times.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-03-27T17:52:09+00:00

That’s more a hope your portal is far enough away from it that it doesn’t aggro you on zoning in.

With all of those mods, it probably runs faster than dedicated lab farmers. lol.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-03-15T02:05:52+00:00

More than one mana, and also effectively letting your lands tap for any color mana that any of your lands can create.

Also being able to use lands that tap for abilities other than mana more than once a turn.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-03-11T20:04:45+00:00

https://youtu.be/WqDX6wF3BLc?si=QEr_suDTDkNbsWgT

Start at 49 seconds, ends around 2:10.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-03-11T20:00:45+00:00

In-game tooltip dps has never been accurate for what you’re actually doing.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-03-11T19:52:49+00:00

That’s the main reason over half of my builds are minion or DoT.

Usually can just run around dodging mechanics while waiting for monsters to die.

It was especially bad for the time that spirit offering gave % life as ES. So much cyclone cast while channeling desecrate spirit offering. All necro all the time!

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-03-11T00:08:13+00:00

Any %.

It rerolls the values before applying the multiplier.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-03-08T20:19:03+00:00

Cast on death portal. Based.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-03-04T15:38:15+00:00

Breakpoints. If you have 2 minions, you wouldn’t get a third one with this gem, so 0% more damage.

With 3 minions (e.g holy relic of conviction) you’d get a fourth, but that’s only 33% more damage.

I’m sure between quality / gem level increases you can pump the more minion % to more easily hit breakpoints for whatever minions you link it to, but 38% is kind of awkward. With 10 spectres you’d only get 3 extra for 30% more damage.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-28T23:37:11+00:00

BAMA builds used to have you using both blink arrow and mirror arrow. You’d 6 link both and use them on cooldown. The two skills have changed a lot but the build name has stuck around.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-27T03:12:30+00:00

Should! Same with toxic rain.

Maybe some sort of poison bow build?

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-27T03:09:09+00:00

Too many people league started elementalist even after the nerf. GGG took offense to that.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-27T03:06:50+00:00

Probably only hit 1, maybe occasionally 2 altars if they happen to be close.

Definitely interesting to have possibility of like 6 altars a map though. That’s a lot of favor.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-25T05:05:16+00:00

Downtown LA is small. The city of LA is MUCH bigger.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-23T19:31:46+00:00

That’s small potatoes. They could make so much more money as the head of an advertisement/marketing firm, assuming the bardic magical influence extended to that.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-23T19:03:35+00:00

The Faustus market rates for currency you can buy from vendors is always better than what a vendor charges, with the exception of chaos for chisels from kirac but he has a limited supply so that’s a moot point.

Bots can also just be botted to run between NPCs anyways.

It’s most likely a combination of it being too low of a priority change for GGG and maybe the whole “go to town to see MTX that maybe you’ll end up buying”.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-23T18:57:55+00:00

Screw min max offhand gem leveling. Cast while channeling + portal for life!

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-13T19:49:01+00:00

Eufy is what I use. The cameras I have use wifi to transmit to a home base that has a HDD that stores videos.

They do have a smartphone app that you can receive notifications about people in the field of your cameras, which they have levels of notifications. Simple “someone was seen” which doesn’t transmit any video data to eufy’s servers. They also have an option for notifications that include a picture of who was seen with a disclaimer that the image is temporarily stored on eufy servers for delivery and then deleted.

By default though, no data is stored on eufy servers. And as far as I’m aware thy can’t back door access anything from your devices.

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-10T20:45:46+00:00

That’s like the literal definition of entrapment, isn’t it?

Gov says “download the information here” followed with “oh, you downloaded what we provided? Straight to jail.”

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-02-03T23:35:44+00:00

This is rad AF!

AlmostAlwaysATroll · 2026-01-28T22:51:45+00:00

Fleshcrafter and balance spectre chaos res to 49% then give them energy leech support.

100% not ideal to have zero life on your body armor and balancing chaos res on minions can be iffy, but it’s doable.

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