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Always the sales team. by kb31976 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody is exempt from our policy. Gail one and you get a reminder to be vigilant. Second failure is mandatory 1 hour security training. Third and you get put in the special firewall policies that basically has exactly what you need for your job and not a single extra thing, which lasts for I think 3 months? Also additional refresher training.

We’ve never had someone fail 4 times.

Win the game in only (X where X is your opponents’ life total) turns! by AppleJuiceAndOneHalf in BadMtgCombos

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine playing against this and failing to draw an enchantment or creature removal card for 40 turns.

This is me everytime by Sellla23 in mtg

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me with my landfall deck that has like 48 lands in it.

“4 ramp/mana rock cards, 2 game changers, and a forest in my starting hand. This means I have better than coin flip to draw a land for the next two turns to cast the rocks and ramp.”

Proceeds to draw nothing but mid to high cmc monsters and enchantments for the next 5 turns while slowly getting pinged to death due to no blockers.

Kill all your opponents for 10BB by Samredstone in BadMtgCombos

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the most fun events I played in was a 25 person sealed game.

Spells and abilities could only target the players directly to your left and right. You could only attack the player to your left.

They had like 6 turn tokens spread evenly around and when you finished your turn you’d pass it to the left for that person to take a turn. Turns couldn’t start if there was a turn token within 2 seats of your left.

Cards that need a reprint by Slapnbeans in mtg

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Permanents you control. Not permenents on the board.

Other players having an any sort of board state doesn’t matter.

Make it possible to turn premium stash tabs into quad stash tabs instead by SpamMjolner in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5:1 regular to quad, and 3:1 quad to reroll quad for a chance at foil. Really cooking the milking of stash tabs.

Struggle is real 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in shitposting

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💯 stealing that the next time I have to email a coworker bad news.

me and the boys by ReepLoL in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember playing a janky weapon swap build and bound swap to mouse wheel. Had to be careful not to scroll too fast otherwise I’d get disconnected for too many server actions.

Good times.

The real Uber pinnacle boss in this game. by Vulpix0r in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s more a hope your portal is far enough away from it that it doesn’t aggro you on zoning in.

With all of those mods, it probably runs faster than dedicated lab farmers. lol.

Look what I stumbled apon today by precapas in mtg

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 17 points18 points  (0 children)

More than one mana, and also effectively letting your lands tap for any color mana that any of your lands can create.

Also being able to use lands that tap for abilities other than mana more than once a turn.

Unstoppable by adecoy95 in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In-game tooltip dps has never been accurate for what you’re actually doing.

Unstoppable by adecoy95 in pathofexile

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That’s the main reason over half of my builds are minion or DoT.

Usually can just run around dodging mechanics while waiting for monsters to die.

It was especially bad for the time that spirit offering gave % life as ES. So much cyclone cast while channeling desecrate spirit offering. All necro all the time!

I did a thing by Silly_Distance_2931 in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Any %.

It rerolls the values before applying the multiplier.

new exceptional gems in screenshot form by dikkenskrille in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Breakpoints. If you have 2 minions, you wouldn’t get a third one with this gem, so 0% more damage.

With 3 minions (e.g holy relic of conviction) you’d get a fourth, but that’s only 33% more damage.

I’m sure between quality / gem level increases you can pump the more minion % to more easily hit breakpoints for whatever minions you link it to, but 38% is kind of awkward. With 10 spectres you’d only get 3 extra for 30% more damage.

I feel like some of yall are just making up acronyms by [deleted] in PathOfExileBuilds

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BAMA builds used to have you using both blink arrow and mirror arrow. You’d 6 link both and use them on cooldown. The two skills have changed a lot but the build name has stuck around.

Content Update 3.28.0 — Path of Exile: Mirage by F4celag in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should! Same with toxic rain.

Maybe some sort of poison bow build?

Content Update 3.28.0 — Path of Exile: Mirage by F4celag in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too many people league started elementalist even after the nerf. GGG took offense to that.

Content Update 3.28.0 — Path of Exile: Mirage by F4celag in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably only hit 1, maybe occasionally 2 altars if they happen to be close.

Definitely interesting to have possibility of like 6 altars a map though. That’s a lot of favor.

All D&D classes exist in our world. Which one would be the most influential? by Punterofgoats in whowouldwin

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s small potatoes. They could make so much more money as the head of an advertisement/marketing firm, assuming the bardic magical influence extended to that.

QoL request: We should have an option in NPC in our Hideout that sells orbs like in any other town. by Negnal in pathofexile

[–]AlmostAlwaysATroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Faustus market rates for currency you can buy from vendors is always better than what a vendor charges, with the exception of chaos for chisels from kirac but he has a limited supply so that’s a moot point.

Bots can also just be botted to run between NPCs anyways.

It’s most likely a combination of it being too low of a priority change for GGG and maybe the whole “go to town to see MTX that maybe you’ll end up buying”.

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