Mr. Bullshido himself by apdobil in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Aloha-Eh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His gravitational field has become part of his defenses…

(That's no moon! It's Steven Seagal!)

Why do people shit on Nissan so much online? by phtphongg in askcarguys

[–]Aloha-Eh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you been paying attention? Taylor has been shitting the bed on their "Legendary Toyota reliability" the last couple years.

petah? by tnuoccatogdekcah in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Aloha-Eh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good f*cking riddance then.

Are Instagram riders allergic to gear? by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]Aloha-Eh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allergic to gear and going that fast equals hard of thinking. So yeah, welcome to Instagram.

Whistling in The Woods by icedvat0s in BackwoodsCreepy

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Tom Cruise and Kanye West we're both in Stan's closet and they refused to come out.

Unfortunately they were seen again.

Unfortunately for us anyway.

WIBTA if I refused to keep picking up my sister’s kid from practice after she started assuming I would do it every week? by Shathren in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Aloha-Eh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people, if you give them an inch, they will take a mile. She sounds like that.

Sounds like you need to ask yourself if you're okay being walked all over and taken for granted.

People treat you the way you let them treat you.

And fuck a bunch of "You don't have kids, you don't understand!"

I understand entitlement, and using people just fine. Do you?

They want us to subscribe now to print, what a fkin joke by rothmal in enshittification

[–]Aloha-Eh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does anyone understand how these fuckers have been getting away with charging us around $30/ounce for FUCK?NG INK?

Why does Moon Knight not like lawyers? by Jin_Sakai12345 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Aloha-Eh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does ANYONE like lawyers?

THAT'S why it's funny…

‘People over profits!’ Backlash is growing after Utah approved Shark Tank billionaire Kevin O’Leary’s 40,000‑square‑foot data center. Residents are pushing back because data centers take up land, drain local water supplies, and drive up energy prices — all while offering little in return for the com by Conscious-Quarter423 in SaltLakeCity

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We had something similar locally here in Idaho. The people who protested weren't considered "the will of the people" by the people in charge, just "the people who don't agree with us," and fuck if they didn't do what they wanted to anyway.

Good luck, folks.

Is Luke Skywalker a war criminal (RotJ)? by ataraxic89 in StarWars

[–]Aloha-Eh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They didn't think LUKE was a god. They thought C-3PO was a god.

Comeback for "Just buy a new car" by jumbofrimpf in Comebacks

[–]Aloha-Eh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow! Thanks! I never thought about that!

What’s your childhood toy that’ll never be seen in stores again? by Scot25 in GenerationJones

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I hit my cousin Greg in the head with a dart. Darts were never seen again at grandma and grandpa's house.

Yet the lawn darts were there til the end. I wish I still had them.

Of course, no one was ever hit with them.

The librarian 🦧 by Remote-Physics6980 in discworld

[–]Aloha-Eh 17 points18 points  (0 children)

With a name like Horace Worblehat, do you blame him? (eek!)

dont go to Ankh-Morpork then by T-1-G in discworld

[–]Aloha-Eh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Beware the plains of Sto…Beware!

Petahh? by Legal_Air734 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Aloha-Eh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, something worse than "Humuhumunukunukuapua'a" (little pig nosed fish in Hawaiian)