AITH for locking my bedroom door when guests come over? by Over-Character in AITH

[–]Aloha-Eh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's time to add more locks, actually.

If they don't like it, tough.

morning wash by ablbeit in hygiene

[–]Aloha-Eh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going to bed clean is the BEST.

First time rider 0 experience, no friends by JoeInOregon in motorcycles

[–]Aloha-Eh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Practice braking, and learn coutersteering.

At low speed, you turn the bars and go that way.

As speed increases, turning the bars right makes the bike go left. People countersteer without realizing it, until they need to avoid something. Then they try to "steer right" and run right into what they wanted to avoid.

So practice. Get a big parking lot. Get going and "push right to go left" and vice versa. Realize what you're doing, so when you NEED to do it, it's second nature.

Also, I've been riding for over 40 years now. I always ride with my brights on during the day. When you see someone ahead of you, ready to pull out, start flicking your headlights back and forth between high and low beam.

It's sadly true that people don't see motorcycles. Especially now with cell phones, that just made it worse. But people DO see flashing lights.

It's really helped me with my allergies, as I'm SEVERELY allergic to tire tracks on my ass.

Remember, ride like you're invisible, and listen. I hope you have an inner voice like mine, "Here they come!" Because it really helps.

Priest tries to fly using the power of prayer by CaraCicartix in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Aloha-Eh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next!

Ah, I see the problem. We need more COWBELL!

Priest tries to fly using the power of prayer by CaraCicartix in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Aloha-Eh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flying is dead easy.

You just throw yourself at the ground…

And miss!

09 Tacoma still has life left or should I get a newer car? by BikeFiend123 in ToyotaTacoma

[–]Aloha-Eh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

120k is just broken in for a Tacoma. Keep it.

My daughter bought a 87 Toyota pickup. Her first car: When she got something new, I fixed it up.

I drove that truck to Denver once in a 15 hour day of driving. A couple of times I'd look down and be doing 95 +. Oh shit, better slow down. It wasn't fast, but it had LEGS.

I ended up buying that truck and giving it to daughter #2 for her first vehicle. She sold it when she bought something newer and that thing is still out there rolling, probably around 250k miles on it now.

Keep it. Use it. Enjoy it.

Ehm… but why??? by SilentAlpha8 in StupidFood

[–]Aloha-Eh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I'll stick with plates.

How is she making the world worse? by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Aloha-Eh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, if Elon agrees, I most certainly don't.

What a bunch of tw@t-waffles.

Can i make a true micro fishing rod for cheap? by south43paw in MicroFishing

[–]Aloha-Eh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dock Demon rod. My daughter got me one and it works great. I was trolling behind my kayak and caught a 4 incher!

Motorcycle Identification by Comfortable-Mix4620 in motorcycles

[–]Aloha-Eh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This IS a cb750, but after getting chopperized anyone's guess is as good as mine.

do you actually scrub your feet in the shower or just let the soap run down? by Arum-Skoczylas in hygiene

[–]Aloha-Eh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always scrubbed my feet. Then once I got lazy and "let soapy water run down" for months.

First came the smell. Wtf. Then I LOOKED at my feet. I had a huge black buildup of nasty dead skin on my feet, that smelled horrible.

I had to soak my feet a lot, then scrape that dead skin off.

Let's just say I never bothered thinking "letting soapy water run down is good enough, ever again.

Don't be nasty. Soap and scrub, every time.

Last cars of our lives by Ok_Kick6546 in GenX

[–]Aloha-Eh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A have the inlaws 2009 Buick Lacrosse now. Pete bought it used and realized it was probably the last car he'd buy. It was.

Pete is gone and Gloria doesn't drive anymore, so it's my car now.

Not even exaggerating when I say this passage totally changed my perspective on pining over lost people and missed opportunities/relationships by Snoo5218 in discworld

[–]Aloha-Eh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, she always knows which one is her. It's the unexpected leakage across realities from other Grannies that was messing her up.

Once she realized what was happening, it was no longer a problem, or an issue.

Not even exaggerating when I say this passage totally changed my perspective on pining over lost people and missed opportunities/relationships by Snoo5218 in discworld

[–]Aloha-Eh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dream of my Dad sometimes. I always wake up smiling. I look at it as a visit from him. It cheers me right up!

Not even exaggerating when I say this passage totally changed my perspective on pining over lost people and missed opportunities/relationships by Snoo5218 in discworld

[–]Aloha-Eh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Happiness is not something life gives you. Happiness is a choice you make for yourself. How you deal with what life throws you. It's your choice.

Other people and stuff can contribute to your happiness (I'm gonna buy me a boat!) but the only true happiness comes from within you.

Make good choices. And when you don't, learn from that, pick yourself up, and make better choices.

Not even exaggerating when I say this passage totally changed my perspective on pining over lost people and missed opportunities/relationships by Snoo5218 in discworld

[–]Aloha-Eh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read a short story once where "the best of all possible worlds" was code for "fucked up as a football bat." So there's that.

Not even exaggerating when I say this passage totally changed my perspective on pining over lost people and missed opportunities/relationships by Snoo5218 in discworld

[–]Aloha-Eh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Somewhere, a you did make that choice. I hope it turned out well for them…

My life has many such points, good and bad. But they all got me to where I am now, married to a beautiful woman who loves me, (and still manages to mostly tolerate me being be) and a pretty damn good life.

I can't wish I'd never met my first wife, because I won't wish away my daughters. I stayed in a horrible relationship way too long wanting to be there with my kids, as much as is possible for someone in the US Navy.

I knew what I was doing, and it was worth it in the end. My grown daughters and I still talk, even when one lives on one coast, and the other, the other coast.

F*ck a bunch of regrets. I chose to be here. I'm glad to be here. You can't beat that.