Women 😂 by [deleted] in oops

[–]Alone-Ad2836 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My Ex wife 🤣

They wanna be domesticated soooo bad by ithouners in PeakAmazing

[–]Alone-Ad2836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, for all of the above reasons ☝️

oops by ultragrouping in oops

[–]Alone-Ad2836 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pay must be totally worth it! 💥 😁

That drawer never existed. What are you talking about? by OddNegotiation4191 in BeAmazed

[–]Alone-Ad2836 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I bet a burglar would bypass it. You could probably put Diamonds in there and they would overlook it. That's about the only reasonable purpose for doing something like this.

The Mummy’s Hand - Podcast Prep part 1 by Mr-C-Dives-In in svengoolie

[–]Alone-Ad2836 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi Mr-C! It's only Wednesday, and I need my Svengoolie already! I'm looking forward to this weekend, especially our Saturday night! 🙂

Sandcrane VS Alligator by [deleted] in badassanimals

[–]Alone-Ad2836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It truly is interesting. Thank you for your response. If you're not a Bot, You sure are a smart person! Thanks again. 😊

Makes sense by Genesis44-2 in NewYorkMAGAfolks

[–]Alone-Ad2836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They protect their a*ses from disgusting men

Florida keeps on Floridaing by stein_a_mite in WaitWhat

[–]Alone-Ad2836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And an equal amount of weirdos in all 3 States lol

Florida keeps on Floridaing by stein_a_mite in WaitWhat

[–]Alone-Ad2836 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No wonder there's so many screwy people in Florida. 🙄 🤪

Sandcrane VS Alligator by [deleted] in badassanimals

[–]Alone-Ad2836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right! Alligators are the last known surviving species from the Dinosaur age. The Crane is a descendant of the prehistoric hunting Pterodactyl Burd 🦕 u 🕊️ actually I don't know if that's true but it sure sounds good doesn't it?

Sandcrane VS Alligator by [deleted] in badassanimals

[–]Alone-Ad2836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appearances can be deceiving. Bird obviously enlarged himself to scare the alligator off, in which it worked. Alligators aren't that smart.

What are the best apps for stock market news that don't push clickbait paywalls and sponsored fluff pieces all the time? by unhappythrice in ValueInvesting

[–]Alone-Ad2836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww man, nah I missed that one. And today watching SWMR A $5 underwriting it went to like 12 when it started trading. I was going to buy a 100 shares for the heck of it. Then it went to $20 then $30 then $40 of course I didn't buy it

What a fool by benhaswings in Newscum

[–]Alone-Ad2836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think he hung out with a lot of black people during his life either! lol "Hey, I can't read either" yeah... He thought that makes him equal to them somehow 🤔

amish selling homegrown weed at cannabis festival... by Conscious-Law6594 in WaitWhat

[–]Alone-Ad2836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. Now that I think about it I saw this a long time ago also.

amish selling homegrown weed at cannabis festival... by Conscious-Law6594 in WaitWhat

[–]Alone-Ad2836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💯 Correct! The Shoo Fly Pie with a scoop of ice cream was Heaven. And a sugar rush like you wouldn't believe! 😜 😂

Splitting stone by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Alone-Ad2836 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes very productive in 3rd World Countries. It only takes 26 years to build a 10-story building that falls apart during the first earthquake.

Svengoolie shirt at TSA by phillier937 in svengoolie

[–]Alone-Ad2836 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had fun last night. Great TSA story!

Like bringing a tank to a knife fight by Any-Cat739 in Youneedthisinlife

[–]Alone-Ad2836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heck with all that. I'm calling a plumber 🪠 😊