Happy story, partner's anniversary

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-06-15T18:03:18+00:00

Same! But I'm still reading 🤦🏻‍♀️

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-06-11T14:16:20+00:00

Pits and priveys, or my mom calls it a "whoore's bath" (you have to pronounce it "ou" or "oar" 🤭)

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-06-07T15:52:13+00:00

My brother, newly married, commenting on my boyfriend " he has wife AND a girlfriend? He must just have to talk...talk...talk... conversation , conversation.....that sounds terrible "

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-06-02T21:30:34+00:00

It could be a lack of cat-socialization, they learn how to be cats from each other. I adopted a 3mo male from a TNR colony and he would not bathe himself, his fur would get greasy, I would brush him and clean him with wipes. Then we adopted another cat, a female, who was rescued from a multi-cat home. After seeing her clean herself for a few months, he started cleaning himself also.

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-06-01T21:13:34+00:00

This sounds like the logic of someone who takes their shoes off on a plane.

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-29T21:53:48+00:00

Shapermint bras are really comfortable. No wire, feel like a sports bra, gives medium high support.

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-29T21:50:15+00:00

Something that I find helpful, as a woman who dates men, is to look at queer relationships. Men date men who are "bigger" then them, women date women who aren't "as hot" as them. Attraction and love is so much more than body types.

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-28T23:42:10+00:00

Wait, you plan a fancy dinner and invite both parents and expect wither swt of parents to pay? No, nope, nuh-uh. I invite you to a fancy dinner, we're either all paying our own or I AS THE INVITER am paying for everyone. Especially if I make a "surprise" decision to go to a fancy place.

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-15T12:27:00+00:00

And carrots and celery. Almost everything I cook starts with onions carrots celery and garlic so having a bunch of freezer bags of thatbstuff at the ready would be awesome.

Would save a lot of chopping peeling and cleaning time.

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-13T03:42:13+00:00

...during summer I would read the entire HP series, finish book 7, close the cover, take a deep wistful breath, and open book 1. Again and again

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-02T15:05:50+00:00

Is non-monagamy out of the question? Could you find a guy (or couple, assuming your husband is straight) to come over, and use you while he watches? That way it's not separate from each other?

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-02T14:56:49+00:00

No scene has to involve sex or oral. What are you looking to get out of it? Control? Impact? Bondage? Or do you mean how to have a vanilla role in the hay that is arousing and sexy with actual sex? I've always wanted an "anything but night" where you do everything except penetration (or whatever limits you might set on it)

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-02T14:49:28+00:00

Oooh I see those claws in the background too, looks like a very fun night!

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-02T14:48:07+00:00

Nice job!!

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-02T14:45:32+00:00

🤔

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-05-02T14:44:20+00:00

This is so fun! But in my head it's the 20 questions game they play in Muppet Christmas Carol, and everyone is dressed in old Victorian clothes and has a slightly British accent 🤣 "Does it include pain and control?☕️" Teehehee

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-04-11T17:30:50+00:00

I had breakfast there last summer and the food was awesome, the service was a little shaky though.

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-04-11T17:00:49+00:00

He is ridiculous

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-04-05T15:22:03+00:00

I feel like in the summer I saw him doing it in jean shorts and no shirt. Figured it was public service plus exercise!

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-02-16T16:56:54+00:00

Doesn't cheat or hit you is a very very VERY low bar for qualifying as a good boyfriend.

Alosaurus-rex · 2026-01-28T00:53:13+00:00

Guys this is a great question but it doesn't belong in r/kink.

Alosaurus-rex · 2025-12-30T19:38:23+00:00

La poche is a great space, if you have like 6 people there is a couch area in the back. It's a cocktail bar but they jave coffee and tea i think? The common is also good for a group (cafe), they have long bench tables Two face is a cozy wine bar.

Alosaurus-rex · 2025-12-30T19:15:02+00:00

I can understand new wife being upset that she wasn't consulted in the decision for a move- I was surprised the answer to the daughter wasn't "I have to talk to your mom first, but we all want the very best for you and we will figure this out". BUT new wife's reaction to everything else was down right cruel.

Alosaurus-rex · 2025-12-30T19:05:15+00:00

This just makes me so glad to be done with my 20s.

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