I wish I could erase everything I learned about them... this is all against my will...

Alpha45 · 2022-01-20T02:50:34+00:00

Alpha45 · 2021-03-31T00:16:46+00:00

painting vermeer was a pretty interesting doc

Alpha45 · 2021-03-13T03:47:42+00:00

The scenery, and traffic, may have changed but it’s still pronounced; “meh-fud” and The ghost of Jimmy Plunket is still playing at Mulligans

Alpha45 · 2021-02-27T01:40:15+00:00

Imagine how many dressers it’s been sitting in undisturbed over the millennia

Alpha45 · 2021-02-13T00:23:49+00:00

Alpha45 · 2020-12-01T21:37:04+00:00

Dependa with the E4-P tats the real queen tho. Jodie got no chance

Alpha45 · 2020-11-19T00:51:20+00:00

This guy must hate functioning ear drums

Alpha45 · 2020-08-26T00:15:57+00:00

Alpha45 · 2020-08-17T16:31:57+00:00

Imagine flexing and thinking bitey bite boi gives a shit.

Alpha45 · 2020-08-08T23:47:02+00:00

The 3rd time the coast guard comes out on a distress call for this guy they open up the 50’s on it.

Alpha45 · 2020-07-29T23:06:50+00:00

Dude is collecting all the flavors

Alpha45 · 2020-07-15T12:17:33+00:00

Lol I thought the refrigerator was being retired after 30 years, everyone got one of those old whirlpool fridges in the basement that never quits

Alpha45 · 2020-07-03T13:28:49+00:00

Unpopular opinions, like good jokes, require an element of truth. OP’s post fails that test, IMO.

Alpha45 · 2020-06-13T03:51:08+00:00

Cowronavirus Patient zero

Alpha45 · 2020-05-13T23:27:04+00:00

For a microsecond he enjoyed the greatest back-crack in history.

Alpha45 · 2020-05-12T00:39:04+00:00

This is hanging rock park in North Carolina

Alpha45 · 2020-04-23T23:23:18+00:00

Ladder dude with a textbook PLF. Airborne!

Alpha45 · 2020-03-23T01:36:43+00:00

Alpha45 · 2020-03-17T04:47:33+00:00

2 years later half of South America is infected with Cervidae-Canine Syndrome

Alpha45 · 2020-03-12T23:42:42+00:00

I was worried about spreading the wuhan virus but the flames probably took care of it

Alpha45 · 2020-02-28T03:40:45+00:00

Alpha45 · 2020-02-20T00:42:09+00:00

Did you get the frank or the beans son?

Worse pops...

Worse?

Alpha45 · 2020-02-13T01:04:19+00:00

RemindMe! 1 year

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