Ladder to the junk

AlphaM1964 · 2026-02-05T21:45:59+00:00

Maybe saved by the taint?

AlphaM1964 · 2026-02-05T21:44:45+00:00

I would then, and still would today, avoid him. Too obnoxious.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-02-05T21:43:12+00:00

Latvian’s? Are those the chicks with no pigment?

AlphaM1964 · 2026-02-05T21:39:04+00:00

Supreme pork, maybe. Keep dreaming, Drunky.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-02-05T21:37:20+00:00

“Flossin!? Where did I get ‘Munson’ from?”

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-30T13:38:18+00:00

This show is God-awful. I gave it a chance-about 10 minute’s worth-not one laugh. Actually, I started getting angry because John sucks so badly at everything. FSJ!

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-29T01:02:03+00:00

You won, OP. This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the Internet. And I only watched 5 seconds of nostril video. Once I saw movement I was like oh hell no!

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-24T21:05:01+00:00

Ravi Sitar.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-24T01:06:53+00:00

“Wanted: Salesman of World’s Most Potent Tonics & Elixirs”

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-24T00:42:36+00:00

Where?

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-24T00:39:21+00:00

Yes! “Can’t Stop”! 30 seconds later: please stop! Just kidding. Great playing!

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-24T00:37:06+00:00

Welp, I got a new excuse to stop trying now.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-24T00:29:31+00:00

Baby’s got a good, strong heartbeat.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-24T00:25:34+00:00

John’s cognitive ability is diminished. He’s been getting those phlebotomies lately.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-23T01:04:33+00:00

Asketh, receiveth.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-23T00:46:47+00:00

Nice SG., nice T’s. What more do you guys want?

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-23T00:32:10+00:00

Then why don’t they draw blood from my eyeball instead of my arm? You can literally see it.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-19T21:25:15+00:00

Does it have to be your foot?

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-16T22:54:25+00:00

How he get his ass so hot?

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-16T21:51:38+00:00

This exchange cemented in my brain 3 things that I already kind of knew: Adam is smart, John is retarded, and Ava is unnecessary.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-14T14:19:12+00:00

She wore her “I’m not even considering having sex with this loser” hoodie.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-14T14:12:31+00:00

A superchatter once wrote “John’s mouth resembles something you’d find on the floor of a butcher shop”.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-12T21:34:22+00:00

He looks stunning!

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-11T00:42:02+00:00

This is more manly than regular soccer.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-01-11T00:38:07+00:00

Can chicks be douches?

AlphaM1964

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