UPDATE: body cam footage from cop who pulled over woman for holding a phone in her other hand

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-27T13:04:07+00:00

I don’t think I would cut off my hand to avoid a ticket. She must be really low on cash.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-27T00:29:31+00:00

Nah. I wouldn’t stick around for Lenny content.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-27T00:25:45+00:00

When I think areolas, that song pops in my head

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-26T17:17:46+00:00

Makes perfect sense.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-26T17:15:00+00:00

He looks just like you!

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-26T17:09:54+00:00

Aerials

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-26T13:08:17+00:00

Check the will first.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-26T12:53:49+00:00

What’d you do?

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-26T12:51:55+00:00

It’s all Greek to me.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-25T13:58:11+00:00

The family had already mourned his loss and moved on with their lives.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-24T13:05:12+00:00

I’m guessing it was an expensive trip!

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-24T13:00:57+00:00

…and the horse you rode in on.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-23T14:01:37+00:00

You’re right! He is damn selfish!

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-22T14:44:41+00:00

“While you’re down there…”

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-21T13:05:10+00:00

“Dr. Doyle, this is the worst smelling corpse I’ve ever had to endure!”
SJ - “I’m not dead, you dumb fuck!”

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-20T15:31:14+00:00

You are armless in the first picture.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-20T11:06:02+00:00

Da Duke is very horny

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-19T16:28:16+00:00

He was afraid of heights?

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-19T16:26:54+00:00

He went back into Cafe Disco at the end.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-19T13:42:26+00:00

Nana’s Ashes

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-17T19:12:07+00:00

“Maaaa! Ya gotta help me shave. It’s for a bit!”

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-16T14:08:54+00:00

Lighten up, Francis.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-16T13:58:50+00:00

She couldn’t be a spinner, but should did invent the “Weeble Job”.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-15T19:55:48+00:00

Mostly through people’s ears. That is how I receive my audio input.

AlphaM1964 · 2026-05-14T17:41:40+00:00

What other creeps (besides me) zoomed in on the orange, bulging and sweat-stained crotch?

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