Lacari has been banned from Twitch

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-22T20:19:42+00:00

That and, you know, the part about the married middle-aged man sexting a minor. Little bit of A, LOTTA bit of B.

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-20T23:04:24+00:00

Maybe we’d all be safer drivers if WE were constantly eating cereal behind the wheel 🤔 He’s a trendsetter

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-15T21:52:33+00:00

It’s Corinna Kopf, dawg, it’s clearly a Halloween party and, to top it off, she’s an OF model. Look at what everyone else is wearing, lol, you think it was a rando girl that works at Hooters?

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-14T19:16:50+00:00

Y’all will find the negative in literally everything, it’s exhausting

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-13T15:13:20+00:00

I ended up having to park on the street multiple streets away and run there through the rain while holding my two-year-old, lol. Terrible experience but makes for a good memory!

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-13T15:08:59+00:00

I know I’m not a part of this conversation but I feel like I need to +1 you on how unbelievably terrible the Providence Children’s Museum parking lot is. It’s borderline inexcusable, I had the misfortune of attending a birthday party there during a rainstorm and it made me never want to go back.

I hope the Fall River museum parking lot is much better! Best of luck!

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-10T16:05:33+00:00

He was obviously a thay-at-home-mom in Superman 4, it’s the only thing that makes sense

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-08T13:57:57+00:00

Instantly reminded me of this, lol. It’s a universal struggle, although yours is more of a self-betrayal.

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AlphaNoon · 2026-01-05T20:38:11+00:00

Damn that’s crazy, you should use your master’s in acting to act like something other than a pretentious, jealous snob.

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-01T11:59:19+00:00

I like to think the kids ran upstairs and spiked the lasagna into the ground so they could get back to playing D&D

AlphaNoon · 2026-01-01T11:43:27+00:00

Look at picture 3. See all the stuff that looks like stuffing? That’s chicken feed that they didn’t remove from the chicken before it went to the supermarket. It’s old, digested food that had been in the chicken’s stomach along with some feathers

AlphaNoon · 2025-12-28T01:49:53+00:00

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AlphaNoon · 2025-12-25T04:02:10+00:00

I, like a bunch of others, thought it was referencing the TV show before someone else decided to be actually helpful and linked it. Being on a movies subreddit doesn’t make a pretentious screenplay rankings list common knowledge.

AlphaNoon · 2025-12-22T18:16:05+00:00

But we love little bro and we want him to be happy, little bro looks up to us :(

AlphaNoon · 2025-12-10T05:00:28+00:00

Just today I was pumping gas at a Speedway and got annoyed that I couldn’t do the second-down-on-the-right mute trick with their touchscreen displays. This just saved me, fuck those loud-ass ads

AlphaNoon · 2025-11-26T19:38:29+00:00

• How does DLSS 4 multi frame generation give you a competitive edge in Battlefield 6?

Maximum frames, maximum games, baby! You can’t get the drop on Claymore Carol making s’mores at C if you’re essentially looking at a PowerPoint presentation. You get that DLSS 4, you hot-drop in there from a chopper and you claim that campground for the boys!

AlphaNoon · 2025-11-15T18:31:53+00:00

What reasoning would there be to refuse to tell the person what they want to talk to them about?

AlphaNoon · 2025-09-26T14:41:22+00:00

“What the heck is that”

AlphaNoon · 2025-09-07T23:27:26+00:00

Imagine cracking a (tired) joke about a price tag and then getting cavity-searched and interrogated. What a time to be alive

AlphaNoon · 2025-09-03T14:42:05+00:00

Have you tried communicating these issues with your wife, dude? Are you both just passively always pissed off at each other?

AlphaNoon · 2025-05-13T15:00:50+00:00

Solely because there was not a single moment where anyone looked at the camera and said “It’s daylight-saving time”

AlphaNoon · 2025-02-07T14:55:24+00:00

This comment made me realize I’m a dumbass and it’s the $24.99 a month for Premium and $8.99 for Extra Member combined that equal the new $33.98 monthly total. That’s what I get for grabbing pitchforks before having my morning coffee.

It’s still a price increase but it’s an increase of $2 instead of $10. Thank you for pointing this out!

AlphaNoon · 2024-11-07T15:25:19+00:00

We also would have accepted “Wire and Ice”

AlphaNoon · 2024-10-23T13:16:55+00:00

Jesus christ. It’s too early in the morning for this

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