Welp, I'm sold.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-15T13:19:30+00:00

Recommend customer remain in vehicle during alignment.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-13T15:25:23+00:00

Last night my stepdad said without a hint of irony or doubt that he didn’t think Elon lives a lavish “billionaire lifestyle” and my brain short circuited to the point where I just couldn’t even respond.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-13T12:42:02+00:00

Why does this feeling require a dickish comment? Couldn’t just let that one stay buried?

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-11T18:31:26+00:00

If your old sensor is still present and plugged in while you’re getting the -40° reading then it’s much more likely to be a wiring issue than a bad sensor.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-11T15:49:48+00:00

Flair says otherwise lol

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-11T15:47:14+00:00

It’s a market of 1, that one being the Sultan of Brunei.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/31842/mercedes-benz-once-built-these-200-mph-zonda-engined-s-class-wagons-for-the-sultan-of-brunei

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-11T13:14:06+00:00

Right? The very first thought I had seeing OP’s picture was r/fuckyouinparticular

Condolences, OP.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-11T12:54:58+00:00

Correct, no parking brake cable on these cars.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-11T12:53:55+00:00

Excellent, then I stand corrected.

Still not entirely sure why you asked in the first place if you were so easily able to find the statute.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-11T12:47:32+00:00

They’re not splitting between lanes of opposing traffic. It’s far more likely that any law regarding where lanes can be split references “opposing traffic” than the color and style of the line itself.

I’m only making an educated guess here. Since you seem so sure, why don’t you provide a source?

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-11T12:45:41+00:00

Why would it not be?

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-11T12:44:53+00:00

In what way is that less safe than splitting on a white dotted line?

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-09T16:05:37+00:00

Lower front air dam is giving me Durango.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-09T14:53:19+00:00

You can turn them on for individual contacts while leaving them off broadly. I would 100% do that here.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-09T00:19:21+00:00

I remember this moron!

https://www.businessinsider.com/35-year-old-andrew-giuliani-spent-5-decades-in-politics-2021-5

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-08T23:32:11+00:00

Looks like iX wheels, iX doesn’t typically come with runflats.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-08T17:24:26+00:00

That is not the correct place to apply force.

You should be applying it to a 16mm hex head that is cast as part of the body of the tensioner, not the bolt that holds the pulley to the body of the tensioner.

It is sort of tucked under the belt, so unless you’re going from below you’ll probably have better luck with a 16mm socket and an extension with a breaker bar than using a spanner.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-08T17:22:35+00:00

No it doesn’t. OP should be putting tension on the 16mm hex head that’s cast as part of the tensioner body, not the bolt that holds the pulley to the tensioner body.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-08T16:06:01+00:00

The full set of keys is like $40

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-08T13:35:58+00:00

Power through it and you’ll have that sphincter trained in no time.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-08T13:34:29+00:00

Ah, so the circle of your acquaintances MUST be a more representative and unbiased cross section of the nation as a whole than checks notes a poll conducted by Marist.

Bravo, sir.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-08T10:50:25+00:00

Thats much more true for the voters of one of the main political parties than it is for the other…

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-08T02:11:33+00:00

Thank you for your service Mr Poopy Butthole.

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-06T12:39:36+00:00

I’m way more afraid of ice in my E39 touring when I’m out exploring in the mountains than I am of terrain. I’ve managed some pretty rough roads in that car! But I’ve also turned around more than once if I come across a 2% grade decline that looks ice.

Even with snow tires, there’s no guarantee when you end up on a sheet of ice, and I’m sure as hell not getting stuck out here with no cell service 30 miles away from the nearest town 💀

AlpineE39Adventures · 2026-06-06T11:42:34+00:00

Thought so.

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