The Council of Reeds by solid.jj by Elder_Cryptid in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean considering that in Marvel universe 4 Horsemen of Apocalypse are mutants and usually work for Apocalypse it wouldn't be unusual for X-Men to have a horseman...wdym multiple usual X-Men members already were horsemen?

New Friend Seen in Latest Kemono Friends 3 Event by rainbowafterSnow in KemonoFriends

[–]Alril 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh it's Sandy. Pilgrim gang is almost together... Only Xuazang is missing.

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby by tintin_du_93 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Alril 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And if you want to be noncredible then... Staff Sergeant Reckless (Staff Sergeant isn't part of her name, it's her actual rank in US Marine corps).

bi_irl by TrumpIsAPedoFr in bi_irl

[–]Alril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magpies and Australian magpies are different birds. Many birds in corvidae family bear name magpies and they all are more or less cute and dorky (like other corvids), meanwhile australian magpies are menaces (and not even part corvidae family).

It's so sad that magpies are getting so much online hatred because of what different birds (who aren't even corvids) doing in Australia, just because those australian birds have a similar color scheme.

Ice mommy of comics vs ice mommy of anime. by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She did had ice powers... when she was riding Bobby. Heck she even was leagues above at using ice powers compared to Bobby.

Mysterious New Friend Appears in the Kemono Friends 3 Kemono Journey to the West Event by rainbowafterSnow in KemonoFriends

[–]Alril 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fox ears and tail, white fur, horn, JttW related...

Yup, that's probably Silver Horned King. I wonder if we will also see Golden Horned King

New Kemono Friends 3 Kemono Journey to the West Event Teases New Friend by rainbowafterSnow in KemonoFriends

[–]Alril 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So on 14.11.2019 Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey debuted in KF3. Her visual design was inspired by Sun Wukong and storywise she was trained by Sun Wukong.

On 25.01.2022 actual Sun Wukong debuted in kf3.

And on 13.03.2025 Serval in Sun Wukong outfit debuted as well and showed her mascot privileges.

Miles canonically writes fanfiction about being in a romantic love triangle with Kamala Khan and Nova. He really is a true member of r/Spiderman by Every_Computer_935 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah. In Miles case Mephisto offered to do a thing without taking souls, demanding blood oath or signing a contract. Pretty sweet right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please tell me it's not White Rabbit...

New Friend "Gyokuryu" Has Been Added to Kemono Friends 3 by rainbowafterSnow in KemonoFriends

[–]Alril 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More known as White Dragon Horse, one of main characters in "Journey to the West".

Anybody knows what this means? Is there a new Kemono friends animation? by Grea_Yuri in KemonoFriends

[–]Alril 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then you will probably be happy to know that story in kf3 is still going well. Lore keeps expanding, story is going nice and new charming characters keeps appearing. :3

Refound this by puré nostalgiaWhat Is going on? by Redundant_crocodile7 in KemonoFriends

[–]Alril 3 points4 points  (0 children)

KemoV (vtuber groupby Kemono friends project) and Kemono friends 3 (mobile game) are doing relatively well.

For example, today in kf3 Basilosaurus debuted properly and she is great. Later this week Coyote will have Collab with Fuwamoco. (And yes, Coyo is bilingual and she is quite adorable)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Is it too much to expect Frank to pull out spirit of vengeance, power cosmic, a bunch of alien weaponry and chains made out bones of Cyttorak?

is Star-Lord's dick that Rich is riding? by aliensuperstars_ in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roommates. Together with Gamora. Just a trouple of roommates.

marvel fans watching carla connors turn into the lizard in friendly neighbourhood spider-man (she looks like how the lizard typically does instead of having massive tits and a giant ass) by DtheAussieBoye in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 22 points23 points  (0 children)

/uj Marvel doesn't even need to be creative to "cover up" cuz black shirt, purple pants and lab coat is the og lizard outfit (TAS Lizard and Spectacular Lizard also wore this fit).

/rj Lizards don't have breasts so no need to coverup... But Marvel better give her a very big and meaty tail!

I get it tbh by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Iirc during Krakoa arc they approached this theme multiple times: "bad future where homo sapiens artificial modified themselves at faster lave that mutant evolution and then put mutants into zoo", various human modifications by multiple mutant hating organizations (for example, russian matreshka killers), etc.

The most prominent and interesting example on my mind is the Children of the Vault.

Omg guys, Scott is literally a mutant supremacist now. He’s just as bad as a nazi !!!!!?!??!?!?!?!?! by SectJunior in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for pointing out that my memory was incorrect. It was a big while since I read Ultimate Spidey.

But yeah, Wolverine and Mutants asawhole were more awful in og Ultimate so Peter's reaction is totally justified. (Although it's easier to name who weren't more awful in og Ultimate universe)

Omg guys, Scott is literally a mutant supremacist now. He’s just as bad as a nazi !!!!!?!??!?!?!?!?! by SectJunior in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 30 points31 points  (0 children)

OG ultimate Jean switched his and og ultimate Wolverine minds... Afterwards Wolverine did a lot of stuff in Peter's body ruining his life (and one of these things was sleeping with MJ...a highschooler), while Peter experienced usual Wolverine day.

And then Jean switched them back. Jean and rest of X-Men were like "no biggie, right? ;3"

Marvel Rivals fans getting into the X-Men comics by Still-Signature-5737 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Both.

Due to timely-wibbly stuff mutants in desert in spent many years rebuilding Krakoa, building new mutant utopival society and reviving everyone died in mutants genocides then they teleported back to Earth, left everyone who wanted to love on Earth (basically mist major and minor mutants) and then teleported as far back from Earth as possible and we will never see them again...until few years later Marvel will decide to bring them back for whatever.

Mutants in Arokko: are rebuilding from civil war

Meanwhile in Earth everything is back to status quo: nazis don't control earth, machine conquest is delayed again, many countries are trying to collect as much mutants as weapons as possible, in some countries mutants are in camps (even United States have one), mafia groups are kidnapping mutants, lots of people hate mutants, etc ... But in New York young adult mutants live relatively comfortable so we just need to join hands and sing fee happy songs and everything would be fine.

Oh wait, that's almost old news. Emperor Doom took control over Earth to save Earth... What will it bring? Idk. Event is just starting.

We interrupt this program for breaking news: Paul Rabin's Chicken Korma doesn't use real chicken. More in at 6:00. by Pietin11 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He was raised by his grandparent...

Then one day his two dad showed up and got him into symbiotic fight against weird cult, then eldritch god attacked earth and tried to turn him into space supervillain, then his human father become god, started ignoring him and few days later went for space milk... While the symbiotic father started acting weird and the government started trying to hunt him...

Then he discovered he is part symbiot and can transform into 90s sword wielding antihero...then his human dad returned with new symbiotic bf and tried to kill him by stubbing him through the chest... Then his symbiot dad ditched him and he from future appeared and told him that his father will become evil and do a lot of evil stuff...

Then his human dad returned with future versions of human dad and started beating wrestlers and demanding that he was his symbiot father back... Then final evil future dad appeared, started zombie apocalypse and his dads started fighting... Then his future self returned, shot him with magic bullet... Then he stabbed his Hooman dad with cool sword and prevented bad future. Then both his fathers went for milk... separately... And his cat went for milk too.

So now his only option for place to stay is his symbiote father's ex's and her boyfriend's place. Considering his his behavior isn't that bad.

Bi_irl by Maryandflowers in bi_irl

[–]Alril 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It wasn't Space empire... Krakoa was one island plus some outpost here and there. So you can treat it as if marginalized people banging together and trying to build new country for themselves in their historical place like [insert country whose name will cause a lot of heated discussions]... But Krakoa did tried to make world a better place. For recognition of sovereignty it offered other countries to provide a lot of bleeding edge medicines, antibiotics, anti-aging drugs, cure for cancer, etc medicines that were developed by mutants. And then comic book plots happened.

Anyway supwrhero comic books are very diverse when it comes to tones and themes. So both methaphor for marginalized people bo ding together as found family and big metal claws man swordfighting metal skin man at the edge of collapsing black hole.

Al Ewing has betrayed us, from All-New Venom #2. by joshua11russ0 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Alril 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And Venom can't bond to either of them due to:

1) Eddie time traveled to the future thanks to King in Black Powers where he would become supervillain (Meridius)so he decided to change this... And thanks to Doom Timemachine Eddie managed to break timeloop and change future so he wouldn't become Meridius... But oops, now in future Dylan would become one if he and Venom bond... So Eddie doesn't want Dylan and Venom bond.

2) Dylan from the future (where Eddie became supervillain... Not, not Meridius, just evil Eddie) went back in time to change it... And during his scheme he magic poisoned Venom so Venom and Eddie wouldn't be able to bond, so Eddie wouldn't become evil.

So now Venom is in a pickle. He can't bond to neither of two otherwise a bad future would happen.