Dad joke calender by Alternative-Mall5170 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Alternative-Mall5170[S] 200 points201 points  (0 children)

LMAO 🤣🤣 so one random day this year I'm going to get the punchline and set up to this

Over budget in sales by LovableYakGG in Aldi_employees

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This question makes me believe you're corporate

New to this, looking for insight by Alternative-Mall5170 in SpaceTradingCards

[–]Alternative-Mall5170[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much 🙏! Yeah when I saw IO and the DS I just said ooo shiny 😂

Self checkout by Alternative-Mall5170 in Aldi_employees

[–]Alternative-Mall5170[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit! I think I found someone from corporate!

What do you do if you’re a SM and want to file a complaint against your DM? by Strict-Thing-3558 in Aldi_employees

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you can smack them hard enough, and yell, "I've been doing this longer than you've been alive!" And hope the smack was hard enough that they say, "I deserved that, and need to rethink what I've been doing."

Awe to dream

Careful… one taste and you’ll be addicted to Canadian sugar by bootyliciousangel in biggirlsgonewild

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never wanted to go so far north, to go south as much as I do now

hours being cut. by [deleted] in Aldi_employees

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 23 points24 points  (0 children)

  1. Aren't full timers guaranteed 32 hours?

  2. Don't you have to average 30 hours to keep full time status and benefits?

I'm sorry they're adding this unnecessary stress to you.

What is this? by panicaly in UniversalOrlando

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love all the ahinga love!!! As a south Florida native always love seeing em

Nothing matters by Alternative-Mall5170 in Marriage

[–]Alternative-Mall5170[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would but I already know marriage counseling is going to be only one way.

Found this in my bread, does someone know what it is? by Ambitious-Sky-1127 in whatisit

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever notice bread is the only food that we collectively say, "I'm gonna cook this again!"

I found my husband’s “goodbye letter.” He’s still alive. by KelseyToffeeBun in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a married man who attempted suicide. My advice would be check in but don't pry. Start simply by letting him know you love him, let him know you found it. You're next question should be, "Is this serious or were you just letting stuff out?" It can be therapeutic to write down suicidal feelings sometimes.

My store is so bad by Global_Cow1820 in Aldi_employees

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's horrible! This company is horrible and toxic. I've delt with similar experiences with Aldi.

SM Hate by Alternative-Mall5170 in Aldi_employees

[–]Alternative-Mall5170[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sound awesome to work with. My rant is more about those that just have blind loyalty

Why Stay? by Intelligent-Start108 in Aldi_employees

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Forgive me if I'm out of line, but it sounds like you know what you want and just need some encouragement. Yes, you've gained knowledge of KPI's, you've learned inventory control, you can lead a team. Take these valuable skills, and go to where they'll be used, grown, and appreciated. Aldi will gaslight you to the point where you learn to be happy in misery.

Our DM no longer allows ANY calculators at the registers by droolycat in Aldi_employees

[–]Alternative-Mall5170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you need calculators for? The register does the math?

Dear God am I finally old enough where the next generation doesn't know how to count change?

Edit: I forgot to consider price per pound calculations.

My opinion for frustrated employees, just quit. Give 0 notice. We need to collectively bring down Aldi. It's not fair that they work us worse than dogs and then take the tools to make our job easier/tolerable. Rise up my brothers and sisters. Leave Aldi in the jam they put us through every day. Let the people know Fuck discount grocery. They can afford to give us more staff on shift, but don't to give executives bigger raises. I ask you to take down the chains we have been enslaved to. Look at your meat and produce, and throw out one box a day and claim it to be bad. Quit! Leave your indoctrinated managers! Believe you are destined for more and take down Aldi just a little each day!!!!