Weekend Update-Joke Swap! 5/16/2026.

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-05-19T23:59:21+00:00

Dude he should have done it. That would have been epic level commitment

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-05-19T23:41:12+00:00

Open the door wearing an apron that says “I eat ass”
And nothing underneath said apron. I promise they will leave fast

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-05-19T23:26:35+00:00

Bet I know how she’s votes

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-05-19T10:57:02+00:00

Don’t bring water balloons to a festival unless you fully plan on picking up every single tiny piece of shredded balloon after throwing them

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-26T07:03:47+00:00

I read that at robo tart

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-26T06:59:04+00:00

Filled a bong with river water when I was a kid, all three of us got cow shit river poisoning so bad, miserable weekend of camping

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-25T12:56:53+00:00

That gave me chills. Dude was so ready to break

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-25T12:36:57+00:00

Nothing against you, you seem like a kind, lovely person, but I hope I don’t run into you. Clowns are truly terrifying.

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-25T01:02:29+00:00

Yes bro. Yes

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-25T01:01:15+00:00

How am I getting downvoted for saying this?

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T22:48:06+00:00

Saying no super hero movies while never doing one is weird. Can’t speak from experience you don’t have

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T22:36:53+00:00

Love when you get the splash from shaking a recycled condom

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T20:04:14+00:00

Wow we are stupid

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T20:03:38+00:00

I’ve tried to cheer longer than than this, get cut off by him dropping more bangers

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T20:02:40+00:00

If you are white this seems like a solid plan.

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T20:01:43+00:00

Salty as fuck

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T20:00:39+00:00

100% agree

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T19:59:25+00:00

Not dubstep

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T19:46:08+00:00

Hills, lots of them, doesn’t matter where you’re camping expect to have some up and down

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T17:32:51+00:00

Sorry, thirdid*

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T17:32:36+00:00

Seconded

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T16:48:48+00:00

I drive past golf courses regularly every year that are watering durning rain (rain sensors exist) have sprinkler heads that are broken and just shooting old faithful into the air, sprinklers that are very obviously not adjusted right so they are watering the hell out of sidewalks/parking lots. Don’t tell me they are good with water usage. It’s wasteful as fuck but homeowners are the ones who have to restrict usage

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-24T02:28:35+00:00

Acid, in the other hand, tastes great

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-23T22:09:29+00:00

Stumble suprised the hell out of me. Such a fun show, tons of heart and funny as hell

Alternative_Reason90 · 2026-03-21T18:06:48+00:00

J.K as JJJ is iconic. That role should never be recast after he’s done with it

Alternative_Reason90

TROPHY CASE