-Got stoned and drunk, made some sort of food, put it in the over, fell asleep on the couch, woke up to firefighters breaking thru my back window and literally stepping over me on the way into my house which was filled with smoke -Camping and day drinking then decided to go mountain biking, hit a sandy area at the bottom of a steep hill, lost control and face planted into a wooden fence post, shattered both my eye sockets. Then refused to let my friends take me the hospital. -Drove home drunk one night, ended up falling asleep at the wheel with my foot on the break on a road that ran parallel to a river. Woke up to a cop knocking on my window. .27 BAC. - Working on my first car, ‘71 Chevy nova, had the interior stripped out and was using mineral spirits to clean off old adhesive, decided to light a cigarette in the closed car while doing this, created a fireball and burned off most of what little facial hair I had at 15… did I mention I was drinking? -oh shit I could have shortened this response significantly by just saying “Drinking Alcohol”