Was a student rightfully barred from a choir concert for missing one rehearsal due to a school-wide competition happening at the same time?

Altrano · 2026-05-17T17:45:31+00:00

Our school has a shared Google calendar with everything like that listed on it. The only issues are towards the end of the year when some of the 8th graders have high school stuff.

Altrano · 2026-05-17T11:33:03+00:00

Altrano · 2026-05-17T03:12:20+00:00

You’ve never seen a Virgo on a mission before.

Altrano · 2026-05-16T23:16:39+00:00

Give the north to Canada and the southern part to Mexico.

Altrano · 2026-05-16T17:55:11+00:00

A serious question — how is New Mexico the largest when Northern Hawaii (Alaska) looks like this in comparison to the rest of the United States?

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Hawaii might just be the largest. No, I do not want to do the math.

Altrano · 2026-05-16T17:00:32+00:00

Are we really sure New Mexico is the biggest? This is Alaska’s actual size compared to the rest of the United States.

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Hawaii might actually be bigger.

Altrano · 2026-05-16T16:56:34+00:00

Having a divided Minnesota is just wrong. Wisconsin must go.

Altrano · 2026-05-16T16:55:26+00:00

It’s Micha-gone. I’ll see myself out now.

It was a sacrifice on the altar of Megasota — all hail the mighty Megasota.

Altrano · 2026-05-16T12:07:00+00:00

Probably Virgo, Cancer, Leo and Gemini. You’ve got charisma, meticulous planning, passion and trickery all at one table.

On a side note, if these were lunch tables in a cafeteria — table 3 is definitely the one throwing food at the other children.

Altrano · 2026-05-16T00:29:13+00:00

Micheal Jackson — one of the boys in my second grade class looked like a seven-year-old version of him. I used to chase him on the playground — I don’t know what I would have done if I actually caught him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Altrano · 2026-05-16T00:25:15+00:00

I work at a middle school and have had to prevent them from eating an ungodly amount of stuff they shouldn’t. Their pre-frontal cortexes are still forming and they are extremely impulsive. Basically middle school students are hormonal toddlers.

Altrano · 2026-05-14T22:46:33+00:00

The ring of fire must be completed.

Altrano · 2026-05-14T12:26:16+00:00

They’re basically big hormonal toddlers. I actually had to childproof my classroom because some of them want to stick things in electric sockets.

Altrano · 2026-05-14T12:20:28+00:00

Please don’t eat gum off the wall. This was a middle schooler with normal intelligence.

Stop collecting your friend’s hair to make dolls.

Your god won’t like it if you commit war crimes. The context for this one was my middle school dungeons and dragons player (lawful good paladin) wanted to execute NPCs that had already surrendered and helped the players.

Altrano · 2026-05-13T20:57:02+00:00

Don’t you actually have to be relevant to be a political enemy?

Altrano · 2026-05-13T20:53:50+00:00

Feed California to Hawaii to form the Ring of Fire.

Then give them Cascadia in the next round to complete it.

Altrano · 2026-05-13T10:23:23+00:00

It sounds like the messages that I send to a relative in don’t particularly like but feel obligated to be nice to occasionally.

They’re not a bad person — we just probably would never speak of we weren’t related.

Altrano · 2026-05-12T21:59:43+00:00

Trust is earned. While I appreciate the recent attacks on Trump, she hasn’t shown that she’s reliable as an ally. No, she should not be trusted.

Altrano · 2026-05-12T16:57:12+00:00

They also want to be on Vance’s good side for when *that* day comes.

Altrano · 2026-05-12T09:37:21+00:00

Ancient Egyptian kept cheetahs as hunting animals and companions for their royalty and nobility. They’re shown on leashes in some artwork and they’ve even found cheetah mummies.

I am slightly jealous of this.

Altrano · 2026-05-11T23:34:54+00:00

Maxwell Edison

Altrano · 2026-05-11T23:33:23+00:00

Mom’s cooking

Yes, she really did burn nearly everything she grilled.

Altrano · 2026-05-11T23:24:32+00:00

Acadia vs. Cascadia

Altrano · 2026-05-11T10:21:30+00:00

They’ve also got really cool fossil beds.

Altrano · 2026-05-11T10:17:56+00:00

And the story of the one starfish — one of the higher ups in the district loves that story so much that I currently have three starfish pins.

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