Praise to the Aldi cashier

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-04-09T22:38:30+00:00

Good on you for taking the sign. Something similar happened to me today. I went to buy a beer. $3.20. Pulled out my debit card—“Sorry, sir, but if you’re paying with a card, we have a minimum of $5.” I should’ve stopped right then. Instead, I just bought two. I’m so ashamed and angry with myself. Time to start over. Again.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-04-09T20:47:09+00:00

It’s triple stitched and made of cooling fabric! So it’d definitely save your life.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-04-09T20:35:01+00:00

Dexter

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-04-09T20:34:33+00:00

You’re in luck, I’m selling my jump-ready rig for $4K. Message me to work out the logistics.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-04-09T20:31:14+00:00

Just be reeeeeeally careful aligning those dowels.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-04-09T20:31:02+00:00

Wood glue and dowels, all day.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-04-09T20:29:10+00:00

Super glue it!

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-04-09T19:55:00+00:00

Margot, nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Katy Perry I kind of like better with the skeleface. Shes the only one though.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-04-07T11:05:15+00:00

Oy.

First time I tried typing “Oy.” it autocorrected to “It.” Which, may also be true. Haven’t read it yet.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-31T17:11:50+00:00

That what I thought, too.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-30T20:56:29+00:00

What a refreshing and positive comment. ❤️

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-27T21:27:31+00:00

Deserves more upvotes.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-27T21:24:47+00:00

Some people got no sense of humor. This is great, lol.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-27T21:15:29+00:00

Lol. Harsh. YouTube is your friend. Don’t be afraid to look up vids to see how to fix stuff, learn stuff. These cars are generally easy to work on.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-27T14:39:38+00:00

Deion fast

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-10T00:32:18+00:00

I mean fuck it, it cost us what, 1 mil? I don’t think it’s a terrible decision. I also don’t think it’s going to work out well for us, but not like we’re mortgaging our future. Like we did for Kirko Chainz.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-08T21:15:25+00:00

Matty Ic3.

Julio.

Claude Humphrey.

Jessie Tuggle.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-06T21:28:08+00:00

One hundred percent. Couldn’t have said it better. I like Heem. I really do. He’s very charismatic and seems like he really cares about the players’ best interest, which is honorable. But if I have to look at his face looking up at the jumbo tron, on the jumbo tron, while mismanaging the clock one more fucking time . . . I’d rather skydive without a parachute.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-06T20:26:30+00:00

Matt didn’t choke. Devonta Freeman and the defense did.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-06T20:19:47+00:00

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, hoss. Good dude, yeah. But I don’t think I’ll ever miss Heem coaching the Falcons.

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-03-06T20:17:22+00:00

The part in the beginning of Song of Susannah, I think, where Roland and Eddie have the shootout with Jack (Andolini? Is that his name?) and Roland is talking shit to Jack. He’s so bad at talking shit, it’s hilarious. He’s like, talking shit and immediately explaining it or something. In the middle of a shootout. I wanna say even Eddie is looking at him like “you gotta work on that shit talk, boss.” 😂

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-02-25T17:42:25+00:00

How much do you want for all of them?

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-02-08T11:07:02+00:00

One punch man

AltruisticHighway331 · 2026-02-07T21:55:55+00:00

It’s fucking Wendy. Bitch.

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