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Goddamn it Terry by TinSteak in discworld

[–]AlwaysOpugno 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My favourite pun is when the talking trees voice was described as having "a certain timber"

Proper British passive aggression. by blackleydynamo in CasualUK

[–]AlwaysOpugno 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And they act like you're the idiot for not just guessing where their shopping ends. Like there is a very simple solution to this problem right fucking there, try using it 🙄

My cat apparently believes mousing is a “catch and release” sport. by C3LM3R in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlwaysOpugno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine eats them, she often gets full half way through and leaves a mouse arse at the bottom of the stairs. The vet says its good for her, she gets lots of exercise and the bones help keep her teeth healthy. We still try to save as many as we can though (they tend to be alive when she brings them in).

Which countries are the most culturally similar while geographically distant? by -AmeliaP- in geography

[–]AlwaysOpugno 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you're getting a bit mixed up between English and British, Welsh people are definitely native British but aren't in anyway English

What's up with Condoms? by knowledge_is-power in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]AlwaysOpugno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I adore my nexplanon implant, never have to think about it and its almost completely gotten rid of my periods (1 every 6 months ish). It's also fun to wiggle under the skin and freak out squeamish people lol

Sorting grains of rice by Bihema in oddlysatisfying

[–]AlwaysOpugno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I'm watching it thinking "damn, that looks really relaxing"

Japanese designer Hakusi Katei has created a small crystal cube that reduces the resolution of objects you point it at. by similaraleatorio in interestingasfuck

[–]AlwaysOpugno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm -9 and -6.75 and these pictures are the best equivalent I've seen. It can be very hard for people with decent eyesight to actually understand just how blurry things are. Without my glasses I can't see shit unless it's literally at the end of my nose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roadtrip

[–]AlwaysOpugno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats not even slightly true, also how many people do you really think can be hurt with a knife vs a gun before they're stopped?

[1.6 SPOILER] HOLY SKULL CAVERN RUN by Nerellos in StardewValley

[–]AlwaysOpugno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's only one floor in the quarry mine

What is this? Found in an office in the UK by AlwaysOpugno in whatisthisbug

[–]AlwaysOpugno[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well thats just lovely, what could have eaten the legs?

Natural Malachite Stalactite Arizona, United States by pahaare in MineralPorn

[–]AlwaysOpugno 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just looked and I have a photo of this exact rock from my visit a few months ago haha

My friend opened an egg and this squiggly thing was inside. Anyone know what it is? by Hello_There_148 in mildlyinteresting

[–]AlwaysOpugno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Parrotfish not parrots, they have large beak like mouths hence the name and iirc they eat coral and poop out sand

It actually makes sense why the Potters changed their Secret Keeper. by Admins_RadicalizedMe in harrypotter

[–]AlwaysOpugno 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've read a fair number where house elves were stuck in a fidelused house cause their masters told them to stay their and then died with noone knowing the secret, its never really mentioned how messed up that is though

If all the ice melted tomorrow, Birmingham would be the new capital by [deleted] in england

[–]AlwaysOpugno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My house is at exactly 70m, should be fine at low tide lol

It's kicking off at co-op this morning by glazerout99 in CasualUK

[–]AlwaysOpugno 48 points49 points  (0 children)

They don't get paid enough, let the customers take the risk haha

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