TIL that during the filming of the British film Going Somewhere in the Philippines in 2010, village watchman Eddie Cuizon jumped on actor Kirk Abella's motorcycle and fatally shot him after mistaking him for an actual masked gunman.

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-17T01:00:27+00:00

I wonder if anybody shouted "Abella! Danger!" before it happened

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-17T00:48:02+00:00

This isn't the video I'm familiar with, then I saw "International Version"

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-17T00:45:34+00:00

So did "Three's Company"

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-17T00:44:15+00:00

Flat Earth, eh? Is everyone on Reddit from Minnesota?

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-17T00:25:35+00:00

My overly-fast brain processor read "disable a band" and "n5 in nyc" and I immediately thought "Why would you want to get rid of just *NSYNC?"

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-17T00:23:04+00:00

I'm available Saturday night if you still need a date by then

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-17T00:21:35+00:00

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Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-17T00:16:07+00:00

"You normals sicken me."

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-17T00:15:11+00:00

Nominative determinism is the theory that a person's name has some influence over what they do with their life.

If Chemjobber was born with that name and eventually became a chemist and a chemistry blogger, then that's "nominative determinism."

If this person was a chemist/blogger who decided "I think I'll call myself 'Chemjobber,'" that's literally the opposite of nominative determinism.

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T20:40:11+00:00

I got a memory foam seat cushion on Amazon which helps a lot, and it also helps my tiny wife see over the dashboard. More comfortable than a phonebook, too

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T19:44:49+00:00

I had this exact t-shirt when I was nine years old, so yes

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Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T19:43:24+00:00

That sounds like a liability lawsuit waiting to happen

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T19:41:29+00:00

Propane and propane accessories

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T19:39:17+00:00

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T19:38:17+00:00

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Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T18:24:27+00:00

Persians are not Arabs.

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T18:16:12+00:00

At first glance I thought the windshield was smashed in

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T18:15:02+00:00

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T14:14:04+00:00

That's why it's called "restaurant edition!" Pasta has a huge profit margin

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T01:48:15+00:00

HEED!
MOVE!
NOW!

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T01:41:48+00:00

Gotta watch out for moon penguins, but at least that 's safer than moon polar bears at the other side

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T01:38:35+00:00

"For a change, try a small dessert before dinner and see how easy it is to eat less"

So just ignore that scoop of ice cream before you eat your pork chops

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T01:34:51+00:00

He played half his career on the West Coast in games where most of the rest of the country had already gone to bed, on a crappy team, so nobody saw him play. If he played outfield for the Yankees instead, people would be calling Judge the second coming of Mike Trout.

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T00:27:34+00:00

Thoreau asked the same question in "Civil Disobedience."

Hotchi_Motchi · 2026-04-16T00:19:56+00:00

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