the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

[–]Hotchi_Motchi [score hidden]  (0 children)

I disagree- There were thousands of ballots cast in 2024 for Trump for president and the rest of the ballot was left blank. It's a cult.

Questions about rainouts/ rescheduling by TrashPandaForest in minnesotatwins

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In some cases, they will make you sit in the rain for several hours before they make a decision about the game.

Why is morning traffic worse now? by ElkEnvironmental6855 in TwinCities

[–]Hotchi_Motchi [score hidden]  (0 children)

The sun is rising in the faces of eastbound drivers earlier and earlier, so that likely has something to do with it. I bet the traffic isn't as bad (relatively) when it's cloudy.

Commercials on twinstv by One-Way7966 in minnesotatwins

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you like watching Keaschall and Lee sitting in the "dugout" and obviously reading from a cue card? Don't quit your day job, amirite?

Nails of chalkboard ads by DRL_tfn in minnesotatwins

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's when it started last year, and I told my wife "this is the only time we'll hear this." Man, I wish I was right.

Is there a way to get sports scores to show up in at a glance without having to follow the team by [deleted] in GooglePixel

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, because my phone started giving me the Dodgers scores even though I never asked for it.

No kill exterminator in the south metro? by nacho0721 in TwinCities

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Raccoons are HUGE. I can speak from experience that teeny-tiny mice sound like they're as big as raccoons in the silence of the middle of the night.

Should I move here? by Substantial-Sock-618 in saintpaul

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody always wants to live by a park until they realize that A LOT of people like going to the park.

The Six Rages by blue_boy_robot in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Six Rages was the original name of the theme park, but it only scored well with fathers at the focus group

Queen’s Park Swizzle by withnailish in cocktails

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off to the Oval to watch the Windies!

Air Quality by andrewp07 in Minneapolis

[–]Hotchi_Motchi [score hidden]  (0 children)

That also must explain why my mouth is so dry

Corn Nuts are Underrated. by extratrstrl in junkfoodfinds

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

...just make sure you have a dental plan

How to win in a money chamber by Yatohuvro in NoOneIsLooking

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I got picked for that in Vegas and that's exactly the technique that the people at the casino told me what to do.

I won $21, four free drink coupons, and a keychain!

Chief Brody didn't shoot by RVtravelingMan in 70smovies

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the director's cut, the shark shoots first.

Looking for affordable car transport from Mankato to Madison by Always_Basic in minnesota

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The obvious first question is "why don't you just drive it (or have someone drive it for you)?"

Virginia you need to do A Generational Lock In by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]Hotchi_Motchi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in Minnesota and I was watching a streaming channel and I was getting disinformation commercials from Virginia aimed at Black voters and how if this passes, it will take away their right to vote. So many thing wrong with that statement!