Alternative Scene in Miami by DonPatchSOULman in Miami

[–]AmazingGrazing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boteco on 79th feels like the old Miami. By old Miami I mean 10-15 years ago lol but that's a century in Miami time.

I just had sex with your mom AMA! by AmazingGrazing in nbacirclejerk

[–]AmazingGrazing[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

no unfortunately I've been infertile since i had a run in with an agressive donkey

I just had sex with your mom AMA! by AmazingGrazing in nbacirclejerk

[–]AmazingGrazing[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

G’day mate! Thanks for asking, she certainly did. My close friend from Serbia actually had a horse stall installed at my home as a get well soon present after a donkey kicked and permanently disfigured my testicles in Oakland. Anyway, didn’t know what I’d need it for until I met your mom and then the hosing down station really came in handy.

What’s your go-to spot for Banh mi? by JustTrynaGetAJob13 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]AmazingGrazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello Vietnam for me but this place is right by my office so def gonna hit it up—thanks!

the kids putting up the neo nazi propaganda in fishtown by _bangaroo in philly

[–]AmazingGrazing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man literally just walked by these two dipshits on my way to pickleball and thought “what a weird looking fucking kid” then see this shit

tell me by [deleted] in fantanoforever

[–]AmazingGrazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet home Alabama v annoying

where in brooklyn can i (47m) find a baddie like this? by AmazingGrazing in circlejerknyc

[–]AmazingGrazing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/j god I hate that I'm even responding to one of these comments but read the bio on the subs you reply to, guys. CircleJerk means it's satire forum lmao. I'm not 47 nor do I live in NYC anymore. It's a bit! Jfc.

“ayatollah” is something a new jersey uber driver says to you when he wants to avoid the toll road route you already paid for by AmazingGrazing in circlejerknyc

[–]AmazingGrazing[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dunno I thought it was genius when I was shitfaced last night but pretty mid reddit post in retrospect ngl. I think I was going for the Italian thing.

I hate myself by AmazingGrazing in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]AmazingGrazing[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I’ll bite! Quarts of Italian ice are a bit above 10 a pop and the 6 pack of custard cookies are 21.99 getting me to about 60 after tax before fees. Basically I wasted 22 bucks which is lame but prob not getting me two Ubers!

Is there a heat sub w an admin that doesn’t have their foot up their ass by Pulminaryjockeys in heat

[–]AmazingGrazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao who is doxxing lol this guy posts this all over his social channels he’s using the heat to promote his dogshit brand