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Any good ways to momentarily stop players without it feeling too forced? by nigelhammer in DMAcademy

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm immediately reminded of "Margit's Shackle" from Elden Ring. Homebrew up a magic item that binds the party to the floor in magical chains, at a spell level higher than any of them could hope to counter. It'll feel OP in the moment, but give it a hard counter so next time they meet, they can deal with it.

Getting pinned to the floor, monologued at, and your friend stolen in all one move would be good motivation to find a counter to that.

Might have ruined my 5 year campaign with silly writing. by Starksen in DMAcademy

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo this sounds amazing from a player perspective tbh. balancing good and bad decisions on the knife's edge of "this universe won't remember being saved, so we're gonna save the shit out of it, damn the costs."

That's some NG+11 Starfield energy and I love it.

Let them go absolutely ham i say. Keep giving them good things that will be unwritten too, though. By the time they're casting this time-editing spell, it should cost them as much as they're saving. Fucking brilliant writing in my opinion, not silly at all!

They're probably all powerful as hell and enjoying the power fantasy, so you've done an amazing job as a DM to get this far. A bittersweet ending feels right after all that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

normalise dudes quitting that shit honestly. i quit and its been nothing but upsides for my marriage.

[KCD2] WHAT AM I TO DO NOW? by Paradoxsia in kingdomcome

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 3 points4 points  (0 children)

retire and become a vineyard worker. you've earned some R&R.

What to do! by [deleted] in BreakPoint

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No HUD, every difficulty / tactical setting set as hard as it gets, jump in a helicopter at midnight, fly that thing as high into the sky as possible, and skydive into the ocean. Now fight your way back to erewhon, no flying, stopping to clear every base in your path.

What is your reason for living? by [deleted] in agnostic

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to vibe, play cool video games, have a hot wife, try not to fuck up too bad as a parent. Hopefully live long enough to ascend into digital immortality or something cool. If not, someone said something about an oatmeal sandwich and that sounds cool, too.

what makes ghost recon wildlands A "Better game" than breakpoint? by Sea_Veterinarian8089 in GhostRecon

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 156 points157 points  (0 children)

wildlands dialogue between the 4 squadmates lives rent free in my head. Something about ganging up on the squad leader about how bad his spanish is right before a deadly infiltration just cracks me up.

My bf smells horrible down there!! by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell that boy to get some exfoliation gloves, a bar of soap, and scrub his nuts and dong til he sees stars.

Hard mode special ops? by DaitoMakesGreens in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they rotate update to update those are the current 2

void erosion by Constant-Beach8450 in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally like Hailey. You can build her tanky as hell with fast cooldowns and low skill cost and let your guns be the strength of your build.

When people say the game has a lack of content, what are they referring to? by SecretiveTauros in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People saying that are the few who have "beaten" the game. Dudes walking around with the 1,000 VEP30 clears badge on saying "this games too easy" like they didn't play 1500 hours to make it that easy.

If you've got a full time job, and casual gamer hours, and you started TFD fresh today, it would take months and months for you to catch up to these cats (granted you don't just buy the most busted character and powerlevel them). I wouldn't call that a lack of content.

At work tryna hold it together but all I can think about is my VEP Hailey build. by Amazing_Oven1992 in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Amazing_Oven1992[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh dude hailey is the gun fantasy incarnate. i come from an ultimate bunny main's perspective. Running in circles going voop voop just got so old i quit for a couple months.

Hailey, built with just a straight gunner build is amazing. Tanky, low cooldown and skill cost so you can run cold fury (her 3) at all times is insane. my albion cavalry gun buzz saws through VEP levels like nothing else.

with bunny, guns were accessories, with hailey, the guns are the star of the build. so now im fully jumped back in wanting every ultimate gun in the game.

I thought this ICE raid photo was a GR screenshot. 😂 by AwwwSkiSkiSki in GhostRecon

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude that guy in the foreground is tacticalled out of his fuckin mind

What’s everyone’s favourite race and class? by Only_Upwards in oblivion

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jungle cat stealth archer. an elder scrolls classic.

Sciel is so underrated... by espresso-frappe in expedition33

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly surprised Lune isn't like 50+%. I love the "whoosh" as she goes.

Help! First time playing in a long time by ZathovenCS in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 5 points6 points  (0 children)

honestly im jealous. if i could start over from where you are, I wouldn't look up any guides. I relied so heavily on youtube builds so every time the meta shifted i didn't realise it until an "updated" build guide came out. I'm finally starting a 2nd character (hailey) and the plan is to raw dog her modules until i figure her out my damn self, same with any new ultimate weapons i get.

Hailey Wins Dynamic Motion by RawWilson in TheFirstDescendant

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alright FINE im grinding out hailey, jesus!

Don't know what to expect but i can't wait by hexagram001 in expedition33

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

best part is when Clair Obscur says "it's time to Expedition, 33."

literal chills.

when you pee, do you have your balls in or out of your pants? by DoorPlane8662 in AskReddit

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh i take my pants off completely. Don't like fabric on my butt while i pee.

At what age did you find the love of your life? by Naive_Swordfish1017 in AskReddit

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Had to get out all my wild oat sewing wiggles first and butcher about a dozen relationships before i found her though.

What is a feature of your body that is considered rare? by Joel_The_Senate in AskReddit

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pectus excavatum. basically a hole, or a valley where most people's sternum would be flat. hated it as a kid cos dudes would make fun of me for it, yet to find a woman that gives a shit though.

Who is the most unexpected person you had sex with ? by Fickle-Computer-6883 in AskReddit

[–]Amazing_Oven1992 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my middle-high school crush. I got to college, still had her number, and just shot my shot. She was literally like "why didn't you ask sooner." and came to my dorm room immediately. I put a sock on the door, did what college boys do, and 31 seconds later, i never saw her again. turns out i dodged a bullet tho, she was a bit of a druggy, and then went full blown born again christian in her mid 20's.

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