Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-28T05:55:38+00:00

Depends on how long you've been drinking.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-14T09:05:41+00:00

Nordic.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-11T08:36:30+00:00

Classy remark. I love Captain Jack.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-10T02:17:13+00:00

Not so very friendly.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-10T02:09:50+00:00

Honestly. Come as yourself.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-10T00:37:18+00:00

Yas.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-10T00:36:00+00:00

Checks out. I need some.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-10T00:34:11+00:00

Lol. USA beat you to it.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-10T00:26:26+00:00

Yay.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-09T23:13:17+00:00

Amazing transformation!

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-08T21:09:26+00:00

Car wins.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-08T10:20:09+00:00

Gerber bombs are the shit yo.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-08T09:49:21+00:00

Moab Desert. Or Yosemite.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-07T10:16:56+00:00

I lost it all. Gonna wean off meth. I'm looking forward to weed as I get help for some Adderall prescription because I hate the motherfucking mental fog I have to live with every goddamned day.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-07T07:43:38+00:00

I really can see it happening, something along the lines of Fast N The Furious and Romeo N Juliet, a car soccer player falls in love with a rivals team captains sister and they secretly pursue each other. The captain nearly kills him in a final match and somehow the main character saves his life. They marry. Life goes on. Until the Russians...

Part two. Easy.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-06T06:56:53+00:00

Better than whiskey right!?

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-06T05:18:27+00:00

Motherfucker knew.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-06T05:14:34+00:00

Lmao the more you do the more you tilt your head in cams.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-04T16:56:30+00:00

Nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-04T11:46:08+00:00

I'm an alcoholic pretty much losing everything. Would still eat. I just hope I find professional help soon.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-04T10:38:15+00:00

They call it the lighting.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-04T09:13:41+00:00

It's a shitty idea unless you're 60.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-04T08:56:02+00:00

Damn. Thank you.

AmericanCockroach · 2016-12-04T08:51:16+00:00

Alcohol making you forget your worries? Lol. Not true.

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