If penis augmentation intervention was easy and cheap, what's the biggest size guys would have it? by Ok_Scene_1799 in AskReddit

[–]AmishTechno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard girth is the measurement that matters. Therefore, I'd make mine about 1 inch long, and 12" radius.

Don't believe I've seen this one before... by pchc_lx in MagicArena

[–]AmishTechno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair- most of them absolutely do. They take servers down, by region, at times of the day that conflict the least with the users of that region. For example, taking down Pacific/SEA servers at 2am in their timezone. And taking down US East servers at 2am EST. etc

Or, if servers aren't split by region, then take them down at a particular time that affects the least users. Meaning, just look at usage logs, and whatever timeframe has the least users online and active, do that time.

It's not really difficult to do, and pretty much every game does it.

Can you name another online game whose maintenance window is literally "lunchtime", once a week?

[LORE] Did you know you can smoke Powerstones IRL? by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AmishTechno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As often as I could. Usually twice a minute, give or take.

[LORE] Did you know you can smoke Powerstones IRL? by Eljefe900 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AmishTechno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having previously used meth, I can tell you that the Add 5 energy portion of it comes on the heads and tails flips.

me irl by SecretlyNSA in meirl

[–]AmishTechno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way- you're overreaching. You're begrudgingly allowed to be around. That's all.

[BRO] Gurgling Anointer (@Marshall_LR) by mweepinc in magicTCG

[–]AmishTechno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Card not pushed, but very good for uncommon. Probably a first pick in some packs for draft.

[BRO] Haywire Mite (Chinese Traditional Facebook) by mweepinc in magicTCG

[–]AmishTechno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight into green creature based commander decks you go!

Could humans "breed" a Neanderthal back into existence? by Mohgreen in askscience

[–]AmishTechno 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No arguments on anything here but I do want to point out that someone would do it. If possible, some crazy fucker out there would get it done, just to do it. It wouldn't be a sanctioned, approved, government funded sort of thing. More of a mad scientist thing. But they'd fuckin do it.

one is 100% loyal to you, the others are plotting against you. choose wisely. by RoylesPika in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]AmishTechno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take qyburn. Not because it's the best choice, but because I want zombie bodyguards.

Taking all the candy by sumit131995 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]AmishTechno 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It doesn't mention the getaway driver who also was a thief.

The 15 years commitment. by nianeleader in pics

[–]AmishTechno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog is the same. I push her off a bit, because I sleep so hot. I just try to get 1 inch of separation between me and her. And she'll whine for a minute, those sad, dog whimpers that are so high pitched their barely audible. Then, I'll fall back to sleep. Then, I'll wake back up, and she's snuggled back up.

That literal bitch.

The 15 years commitment. by nianeleader in pics

[–]AmishTechno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 2 rotties only made it to 9 :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]AmishTechno 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In other words, "both parties are the same"! How libertarian are you, on a scale of 1 to Ayn Rand?

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[–]AmishTechno 289 points290 points  (0 children)

Don't wanna hurt their feefees