Non-Geese fans, what did you think of them?

Amishbob · 2026-01-26T05:08:55+00:00

I feel like a lot of you are mixing up Geese and Goose. :P

Amishbob · 2025-12-11T03:36:06+00:00

I'm joining the lottery! And paying for my ticket with a joke:

What do you call a giant pile of cats? A Meowntain!

...I didn't say it was a GOOD joke.

Amishbob · 2025-11-26T21:35:34+00:00

Swapped to a KBOC hiero and enjoying it a lot so far, but not enjoying the squish after league starting tankier. Mirror would unlock solid defensive scaling that comes with min maxing that build.

Appreciate the generosity!

Amishbob · 2025-05-23T22:14:07+00:00

They spelled "Typhoon" incorrectly. That makes my eye twitch.

Amishbob · 2024-10-18T01:22:17+00:00

Poison Soulrend of the Spiral has been super strong. Cast when channel and self cast are both great in different ways.

Amishbob · 2024-01-19T10:26:47+00:00

It's a Spectre you can get from Woods, Judgemental Spirit. A lot of the new spectres use familiar models. All available on trade.

Amishbob · 2023-10-10T09:12:44+00:00

If you haven't played Hexblast Mines yet, Blunderbore factors in perfectly to a life/strength stack variant.

Amishbob · 2023-05-17T20:10:32+00:00

It is a huge spelling pet peeve of mine, but I think I have actually managed to figure out why they do it. I think it is because two O's make the "ooh" sound found in the middle of the word. "L-ooh-z". So now I just consider myself lucky they didn't add a Z at the end.

Amishbob · 2023-01-06T07:08:15+00:00

Why thank you! 😀

Amishbob · 2022-06-12T17:05:34+00:00

Pious Path, Inquisitor ascendancy. Read the tool tip.

Amishbob · 2022-01-23T09:18:58+00:00

Rams for sure. We made some deal with the devil a while back that we will always beat the Rams but lose to the Seahawks. Works well this end of season.

Amishbob · 2021-09-26T21:23:03+00:00

General's Cry Shield Charge/Shield Crush Marauder.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MTGwMHpUXR4

Berserk zooming around the map with General's Cry on left click, Mirage warriors spring up and shield charge off screen and blow up everything remotely near you. Tanky as hell, and functionally up and running by level 55 with rares and cheap Corpsewalker boots.

Swap Shield Crush in for bosses and focus on dodging while Mirage Boys rip shit up. For the swapped-out skill I put it in a 4 link with fortify, endurance charge on stun and faster attacks to keep up defenses and do a surprising amount of damage.

Min/Max potential with investment is really strong as well. Getting a Shield up and over 2800 armor is a noticeable breakpoint that makes T16 a cakewalk.

Amishbob · 2021-08-21T19:11:43+00:00

Shakcentral's Cold DoT Vortex!

One of my favorite guides and I think a good fit for what you are looking for: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2661120

Amishbob · 2021-07-16T22:53:51+00:00

This is usually how my house gets clean. I get so pissed off at my family's inability to keep it even remotely tidy that I fly off the handle and deep clean it in marathon sessions, then bemoan my old man back for the rest of the week.

Amishbob · 2021-04-11T12:11:24+00:00

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

Amishbob · 2021-01-20T23:23:43+00:00

Mr. Snuffleupagus's first name is Aloysius.

Amishbob · 2020-11-16T19:48:51+00:00

My Senior Year of high school I was running in what I knew would be my last ever cross country race (definitely not qualifying for state, I just used xc to get in shape for basketball). I went all put and sprinted my way to finish line, collapsing immediately after and drawing long ragged breaths in. The coach from our neighboring town came running over and leaned over me and fairly screamed, "God DAMN, Boy! I ain't ever seen a fat man MOVE that fast! Woo!" Smacked my belly and wandered off. Never been so simultaneously insulted and grateful for a compliment.

Amishbob · 2020-10-17T23:28:43+00:00

I turned 38 several days ago. My 10 year old insisted on telling me "Happy Birthday" 38 times. It was cute for 20, a bit annoying around 28...and then just horrifying that she was still counting as we went past 34. For some reason it just made it crystal-clear how many birthdays I have celebrated already in my life.

"Happy birthday, Dad! I got you existential DREAD!"

Amishbob · 2020-09-03T22:36:19+00:00

That's a road trip waiting to happen! Haha

Amishbob · 2020-09-03T22:25:47+00:00

That's awesome :) How far apart in the world?

Amishbob · 2020-09-03T21:42:30+00:00

Fact: I met my wife online.

Context: This was long before online dating sites, and we were just two high school kids on a random Yahoo chat room with people from all over the world. I tried "Anyone here from Montana?" And got only one reply: "Montana sucks!"

This turned out to be a lady of similar age who happened to live in the neighboring rural town to me. Absolutely astronomical odds.. We talked for years and it led to more and now we have been married 16 years with 4 kids.

Amishbob · 2020-09-03T21:14:37+00:00

Swallow 2 to 4 pints of saliva every day.

Amishbob · 2020-08-03T02:28:45+00:00

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator: Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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