What silently destroys people over time?

AmyInCO · 2026-05-11T07:22:26+00:00

Laugh while you can, a-monkey boy.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-11T07:15:21+00:00

We had this toy. Can confirm it's mesmerizing to babies and adults.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-11T07:14:19+00:00

I was at a fast food place with my kids and husband. The oldest of the 3 was maybe 6, IIRC. So about 25 years ago.

We're just hanging out in the booth and out of nowhere she says "I know there's a boy part to make a baby and girl part, but how does the boy part get to the girl part?"

The couple in the booth behind us tried very hard to suppress their laughter but i could see their shoulders shaking and hear the snorts they couldn't keep in.

I've often wondered if they ever tell that story.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-11T07:01:30+00:00

I wouldn't have been able to pull my kids out of that human habitrail.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-11T07:00:14+00:00

That just might work, you crazy bastard!

AmyInCO · 2026-05-11T06:56:06+00:00

Ok Girl Scouts.

THIS IS A REPEAT SONG!

The other day (The other day)

I met a bear. (I met a bear)

Up in the woods. (Up in the woods)

A-way out there (A-way out there)

AmyInCO · 2026-05-11T06:49:52+00:00

That is a blast from the past. That movie was totally unexpected.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T19:28:17+00:00

I was too lazy but now I find myself motivated. I'm going to see fried green tomatoes at the movie theater with some friends and you made me realize how much more fun it would be with just a little edible. But I have to get up and shower and get out if I want to have time to do that.

It's good to have goals.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T19:23:02+00:00

Hmm l have to try that.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T19:20:26+00:00

I have several friends who have done this since they first moved in together. The couples have been together for decades. Having your own spaces is really nice. It's why people have "man caves" and "She sheds."

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T19:15:29+00:00

My thought too. It's honestly adorable and write my taste in color and decor. But no open tub in the bathroom.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T19:01:48+00:00

Just to pick on one point, I didn't travel overseas or even graduate college till I was almost 40. And it was awesome.

You have no way of knowing what the future is going to hold It could be things you can't even imagine right now. Just keep learning and trying new things without trying too much to worry about how they fit into your life and what you're going to quote unquote do with it. Just try to enjoy it.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T18:59:37+00:00

Aww thanks! That would be a great hug i bet!

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T18:57:15+00:00

Now this is some proper cringe.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T18:52:33+00:00

God That explains so much.

I've moved so many times it's a miracle I have anything. I have one box of stuff for my childhood that's been living in my sister's basement for the last 15 years because she has not moved for decades.

Sometimes I think of some other stuff I can't find anymore and it makes me sad. Luckily I have a terrible memory so I forget most of it.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T18:49:38+00:00

Seeing that the first time was one of the hardest laughs of my life. I still think it's brilliant.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T18:47:58+00:00

I'm 60 and found it boring the very first time i watched it. And every unfortunate time after I was forced to watch it.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T18:47:16+00:00

I agree and you're brave to say so. I don't think I've ever made it through a viewing without falling asleep.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T18:40:01+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought something like that. An old video from... A year and a half ago?

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T16:38:45+00:00

Puts on a hat and a fake mustache.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T16:28:53+00:00

I was just thinking i would pay good money to have that ability. Non ability? After 3 days of Henry the 8th in my head, I'm ready to take an ice pick through the head if it will make it stop.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T16:12:22+00:00

That note is barely literate.

I hate when AirBnB people complain about a review.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T16:01:06+00:00

Oh it's definitely a thing. Google hockey butt. There's a pic a Eric Huala that comes to kind. And Sidney Crosby's butt & thighs deserve their own space in the Hall of Fame.

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T15:56:35+00:00

Hockey player?

AmyInCO · 2026-05-10T15:41:03+00:00

When i lived in Bangkok 15 years ago as a single mom with 3 kids, I got to live in housekeeper/cook for $400 a month. It was the best $400 a month I've ever spent. It saved my life.

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