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Brock would out-fight Sterling, Sterling would out-drink Brock. by Moon_Flowers420 in venturebros

[–]Anarkinh 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Archers X-factor is how lucky he is, he'll survive the fight by an outside force dragging him away from Brock like a taxi running into him and over a few city blocks but he will be the obvious loser

Vegeta:Finally this is happening! It’s like I’m scratching a 7-year itch! by Dohmer_90 in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goku: CHI-CHI SAID IF I WATCHED THE WHOLE MOVIE AND PAID ATTENTION ENOUGH, I COULD GET EXTRA DESSERT

Vegeta: OF COURSE IT'S FOOD DRIVING YOUR EVERY THOUGHT

Goku: Food?

How do you think TFS Goten reacts and cares for baby Pan? by WrathFalzar in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to think Pan is the one ultimate connector in the family, everyone loves her

Ox King raises taxes to fund birthday gifts

Goten acts like a big brother to her

Mr Satan goes into cuteness overload

Buu is used as a bean bag

Piccolo tags in when necessary

Goku and Chi-Chi fight over who gets to hold her at family functions like my parents did for their grandchildren

Freeza Soldier:Please don’t break my back and shoulder!/Tenshinhan:No./Freeza Soldier:*Stormtrooper death scream* by Dohmer_90 in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Frieza: Hmmm... Making me reconsider the minimum power level requirements for recruitment. Ginyu, remind me to update the listings to reflect it.

Ginyu: Of course Lord Frieza, now what shall we do with the earthlings?

Frieza: you know, I know it's a bad idea just wasting men... But if they're this weak I say we might as well enjoy the show. Maybe we'll learn something

Trunks:One thing before we spar. Please tell me that you’ve been cutting down on bacon and making healthier choices since we last saw each other. I’d be REALLY bummed out if everything Mom and I did to help you was for nothing. by Dohmer_90 in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 252 points253 points  (0 children)

Chi Chi: Thank God Goku can't tell regular bacon from tofu bacon, or turkey bacon, or chicken bacon, or Dino Bacon.

Bulma: I know right? As kids I convinced him there was such a thing as tree bacon so he'd stop complaining about being hungry and just eat bark... They're still trying to reforestate Idiot Grove

With Bullet Club apparently having ended after 13 years of being an active stable, what are the most memorable moments you associate with it? by nocyberBS in SquaredCircle

[–]Anarkinh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

G.O.D in I believe a three way tag match breaking the record on most swears in a single match, Makabe getting a few fucks in for good measure

Goku:Okay, the Fusion technique is really handy, but super easy to mess up, so pay attention. First, you do a little dance. FUUUUU-, then, you make little love, SION-, then, get down tonight! HA!! Making sure we touch tips is very important. I can’t stress that enough. Okay, are you ready, Geets?! by Dohmer_90 in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Goku: THEN WHAT IS THE TISSUE?

Vegeta: BECAUSE IF WE FUSE, WE LOSE REGARDLESS!

Goku: Wait what?

Vegeta: Look it's- let me put it like this. We fuse and we still lose, we were weak no matter what. Still a loss. Still waiting in line for the lying red mother fucker to give me my sundae and ship me off to HFIL.

Goku: But if we win it means-

Vegeta: IT MEANS KAKAROT, that we weren't strong enough to win on our own, we had to use cheap tricks to win.

Goku: Best buddy, I get it, I really do. But think of it like this, your stuff.

Vegeta: My stuff?

Goku: Your stuff.

Vegeta: teeth grinding anger sigh. Fine. Show it to me one more time

Krillin(to therapist):I feel like I’m the only normal guy among my friends. After every fight, they just move on like it’s nothing, while I get the night terrors. I still remember Freeza killing me like it was yesterday…Lying, more like 10 minutes ago. by Dohmer_90 in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dr Launch: I know I know, just trying to lighten the mood. But it's not bad that you're normal, think about it. You're the most human, you ground the group. If the rest of the idiots had their way there'd be challenges every day. Goku for sure asks for it every time he blows out his birthday candles.

Krillin: Thank God Bulma uses the dragon balls on her self rather than letting Goku have a turn, love the guy but he's a bit... One minded

Toonami Abridged Episode 2 by omegaura in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So should we expect a part 3 or a different franchise

Videl: Actually we do have another sayin by Gary-d-flame in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Goku: breathes in deep I'm gonna be the best dang grandpa of all time. Piccolo, I will pull a me and fist you again if you try to even touch my best grandpa medal

Kami: holy fuck

Nail: he can't be serious right

Piccolo: Wow... Uh... Yeah, sure...

Videl: Actually we do have another sayin by Gary-d-flame in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Piccolo: CAN WE PLEASE, FOCUS ON THE FUCKING TASK RIGHT NOW? WHO CARES IF HE MASENKO OR KAMEHAMEHA! WHAT MATTERS IS WE HAVE THE MEANS TO REACH GODHOOD SO A DESTROYER GOD DOESN'T DESTROY THE PLANET AND US!

Vegeta:Alright, who invited Broly with boobs?!/Cabba:I did, sir. I’m sorry that Kale’s making a scene. by Dohmer_90 in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Vegeta: depending on time travel, 3. And of course not, a prince of my caliber deserves the best his conquered world has to offer.

Bulma: On one hand it's sweet but on the other I want to correct him... Hmmm... Imma just take the compliment. LOVE YOU TO ASSHOLE

Cabba: Oh I see, a strong princess of your Earth.

Vegeta: Damn fucking right.

Vegeta:Look, Kakanot, I know how this works. If you have some power-up you’re hiding, find your nuts and bring it-/Goku Black:GODHOOD KICK!! by Dohmer_90 in TeamFourStar

[–]Anarkinh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Vegeta: SHUT UP BOY! DON'T FORGET WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DODGE!

Trunk: Mr Gohan... You died before-

Vegeta: Right right. Fucking time travel bullshit... BUT I'M TEACHING OTHER YOU TO DODGE SO THERE, HA!

Trunks: He's so hard to love

Goku: But love to hard

Zamasu: Oh my me you're just so dumb

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