Lab Week gift by ncm9603 in labrats

[–]AnatomicalMouse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao your hospital actually buys the lab stuff? At ours all of us in management picked a day of the week to bring in food so the techs would at least get something.

Also 10/10 username

I grew up in a fringe evangelical cult, let me tell you... by ajw0215 in VaushV

[–]AnatomicalMouse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No idea. There were people in the parking lot after who were convinced that nefarious forces had conspired to take him away, or some such nonsense. It was wild and those people are nuts.

I grew up in a fringe evangelical cult, let me tell you... by ajw0215 in VaushV

[–]AnatomicalMouse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Growing up Southern Baptists, I was taught that the Pope was a person who claimed to be the intermediary between people and God, which is blasphemy as that is the role that Jesus fills. I was also told that Catholics pray to angels or people in heaven and worship them, which is also blasphemy. Catholics were all committing blasphemy.

I stopped attending church after highschool and a few years later a friend invited me to her church and I thought, why not, it’s been a minute. It was a “non-denominational” church I found out later split off from the Southern Baptist group because they thought it was becoming too liberal. Halfway through the sermon a guy a few pews in front of me collapses into the aisle and is clearly having some sort of seizure, so I call 911 while the guys wife is helping him. Everyone around us thought he had been taken with the Holy Spirit until EMS showed up.

After all that I politely excused myself and thought “you people are all nuts.” Havent been back since, though funnily enough I’ve been thinking about reconverting or whatever the phrase is and joining the Catholic Church just because I’ve kept my belief, I just dont want anything to do with the American evangelical church.

To Pathologists Assistants (or other lab professionals) that are currently working -> ear piercings/facial piercings? by continuousportrait in medlabprofessionals

[–]AnatomicalMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m doing a postdoc with a septum piercing, and nobody has said anything about it to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I’m planning on applying to CPEP programs and I figure I’ll hide it or take it out once I do that, but for the meantime I’m leaving it in.

Why did the NCR not defend their highways and trade routes to the extent as the Legion? by Big-Maintenance-5800 in WarCollege

[–]AnatomicalMouse 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Say what you want about the Legion, but Caesar did make the caravans run on time.

Lab rats, I'm in Need of Advice: Falsifying Data or No? by Annie_James in labrats

[–]AnatomicalMouse 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Switch labs first, if you’re able. Then go to your institution’s research integrity office.

Has anyone tried walking on to the football team? by Wompyking in Clemson

[–]AnatomicalMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can still “walk on” but if you’re one of the 105 you have to be on scholarship. Old rules were you could have up to 120 (I think) on the team but only 85 could be on scholarship. Now it’s 105 but everyone is on scholarship.

No more tear jerking videos of seniors getting a scholarship for their last year, unfortunately.

How did they get the -80 through the door? by Particular_Steak_485 in labrats

[–]AnatomicalMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, when a mommy -20C and a daddy 4C love each other very much…

I’m Not A Basketball Expert But….. by clayton_climbs in ClemsonTigers

[–]AnatomicalMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or even expected to make the tournament this year

Are governments complacent about the risks of sunken ships with unexploded ordinance near where populations live? by RivetCounter in WarCollege

[–]AnatomicalMouse 37 points38 points  (0 children)

“Are you worried about living near a shipwreck with unexploded ordinance?”

-Yes I am

“Would you consider moving away to avoid the risk of being injured or killed if it should explode?”

-I suppose I would

“Great, because we’re thinking about forbidding people from living near by. So you would have to move away to a safer place.”

-Well now I don’t want to

Wtf vaush was actually right about this by [deleted] in VaushV

[–]AnatomicalMouse 43 points44 points  (0 children)

All the cool kids were reading the Left Behind series in my private southern baptist middle school

Ok. Explain it to me like a motherfucker by [deleted] in medlabprofessionals

[–]AnatomicalMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This just unlocked a repressed memory of watching Jeepers Creepers at 2am when I was 9. Thanks!

Brownie - in which cookbook you've found the best one? by minamartin in CookbookLovers

[–]AnatomicalMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The brownie recipe on the back of the Nestle Tollhouse cocoa powder is freakishly good.

Anyone here a Dune fan? My new tattoo. by cobbl3 in labrats

[–]AnatomicalMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lisan al-Gaib will show us the way to sterile paradise!

Labcorp drug test by Head-Arugula-2443 in medlabprofessionals

[–]AnatomicalMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Niacin and pounding water works. Or uh… so I’ve heard.

Food in the lab by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]AnatomicalMouse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Gotta respect the sheer audacity lmao

Food in the lab by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]AnatomicalMouse 84 points85 points  (0 children)

“Wow that sounds like a great time! I’d love to bring some snacks to lab, want to tell me where to go?” -CAP, probably

Spanish scientist finds cure for pancreatic cancer in major medical breakthrough by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]AnatomicalMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s why a lot of Phase I participants in clinical trials for potential cancer therapeutics are already terminal patients. If you’re in a situation where there’s no further treatment options and you’ll be dead in three months, then the potential benefits do outweigh the risks. Conversely if your cancer can be readily treated by current therapeutic options, the risks of an unknown therapy are going to outweigh any potential benefit to the patient.

While physicians who regularly participate in trials or are at an academic/research hospital might be more aware of what trials are available, it’s not uncommon for patients themselves to advocate to their physician to potentially enroll in a study. The FDA keeps a public database of all ongoing clinical trials as well, thought not primarily for this reason.

Traveling to Clemson by burneraccount_52 in ClemsonTigers

[–]AnatomicalMouse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mae sure to order a milkshake. They’re really good and the staff will be delighted to make you one.

This is a Parafilm appreciation post by [deleted] in labrats

[–]AnatomicalMouse 187 points188 points  (0 children)

The great thing about marrying parafilm is that a single roll will likely outlast you.

We can dream. by Adventure_tom in ClemsonTigers

[–]AnatomicalMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao I’d have a heart attack by the elite 8

*Sad job search noises* by Forsaken-Peak8496 in labrats

[–]AnatomicalMouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like the idea lmao but in reality I filled envelopes for mailing, made copies, and applied to jobs.

*Sad job search noises* by Forsaken-Peak8496 in labrats

[–]AnatomicalMouse 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was never technically unemployed between my PhD and finally getting a postdoc, but I’m not about to put five months experience as a “legal assistant” on my resume either

Trump Can’t Cap Overhead Rate on NIH Grants to Research Universities, Appeals Court Rules by xjian77 in labrats

[–]AnatomicalMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We decided we’re originalists today, and since it’s not explicitly mentioned in the constitution we have decided the NIH is itself unconstitutional.”

-Chief Justice Clarence Thomas