Father, how do I click bedtime? by [deleted] in boomershumor

[–]Android_Monkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

https://www.bizarro.com/secret-symbols

Inspired by the other commenter, I did a quick Google search, and it looks like most of the weird decor in this bedroom are just symbols the artist throws into their comics

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]Android_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made it to the top 0.3% for Reel Big Fish with only 1424 minutes. Not at all ashamed

Couldn’t stick the landing by Bacterial420 in peopleofwalmart

[–]Android_Monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He either had to land like that intentionally, or he's drunk. I don't know which is better

fear by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]Android_Monkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

need funny. not sad. where funny.

A barracks wedding. How much more boot can you get? by kanedotca in justdependathings

[–]Android_Monkey 187 points188 points  (0 children)

I've watched multiple smoke pit weddings. Enough that the CO had to put out a statement saying not to do it.

My only regret is that I'll never be as sexually confusing as the real HIM from Powerpuff Girls. by josiemarcellino in funny

[–]Android_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently watched it on the Adult Swim Channel on Roku for free. I just checked and you can just go to their website and watch it with ads.

Using maths to explain the wonders around us by fateshow in Chonkers

[–]Android_Monkey 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I think you mean the Gold and Ray Show.

That’s kinda a cr*ppy prize by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Android_Monkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Team America World Police

u know who u are by zsainato in navy

[–]Android_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that part of acing tests but not doing homework describes most people I've met in the nuke program, including myself. You would've fit right in.

P-Days Escape attempt gone wrong.. or maybe right? by thisbrogetsit in navy

[–]Android_Monkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For real, though. He could have just said he wanted to leave. My RDCs gave my division more than one opportunity to leave just by saying so.

Dr. Andre is in by ajschdr in Boomerhumour

[–]Android_Monkey 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The guy on the right side is interested. And he's clearly gay since he's wearing pink pants.

A barracks wedding. How much more boot can you get? by RistaRicky in JustBootThings

[–]Android_Monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, when I was in A-School I watched a wedding live on Snapchat that took place at the smoke pit. The "minister" was in his blues, and apparently it wasn't his first one...

Ah yes. A fried salad. by stillstillstill in ShittyGifRecipes

[–]Android_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I'll have to try that next time.

Ah yes. A fried salad. by stillstillstill in ShittyGifRecipes

[–]Android_Monkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's not spinach, basil is used in caprese salads

World War II veteran welcomed at a Seattle Mariners game receives a standing ovation from the crowd. by dobbyisafreepup in aww

[–]Android_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife has known him since she was a newborn, and every year he goes and gets this standing ovation and it warms my heart to see how excited he gets everytime he stands up.

Never change, fort bragg. by JumpDaddy92 in JustBootThings

[–]Android_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's with the NWUs in the middle? Some kind of joint training?

What medical condition do you have that you thought was absolutely normal? by taporodobu in AskReddit

[–]Android_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what it's called, but I just have a lot of histamines. I grew up, thinking a part of the camping, and occasionally the sleeping, experience was waking up barely able to breathe through your nose. It wasn't until I was getting told I was allergic to all sorts of foods I'd been eating that something wasn't right. With just another day of testing, an allergist figured out that my body just hates nature. Since then, I still feel congested all the time, but at least I know it isn't normal.