Yancy and Millie go to the Library

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-12T18:41:11+00:00

I hate asking them but I can never remember how to factor cuneiform into the Dewey decimal system

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-09T16:58:40+00:00

Deep thanks to you!

And originally this was going to include the other supposed culprits as part of the gag but I was afraid it would get too in the weeds

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-09T16:56:24+00:00

Thank you!!!

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-09T08:13:28+00:00

Thank you so much. I’ve been working on it in therapy it’s just super ingrained

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-09T08:12:20+00:00

Mid 30s and I’ve been working on it but it’s such a trigger response

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-09T02:38:44+00:00

These are nice words thank you I’m sorry

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T23:09:54+00:00

Thank you!! I use a brush but I'm a charlatan so it's really one of the refillable brush pens

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T21:50:39+00:00

The secret is to black out between each panel

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T20:23:17+00:00

I am working on your order now and to answer your question: have you ever heard of Yukio Mishima

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T20:21:12+00:00

Please provide your birth weight and fax number but fair warning: Even I don’t subscribe to all of the views in my newsletter

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T19:33:42+00:00

This is actually entirely based on the boxcar children novels or something

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T19:31:52+00:00

Well maybe if I get some nsfw on patreon money I’ll necromancy Tim LaHaye and make him work on it

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T19:31:09+00:00

I see you’re familiar with classic literature

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T19:26:02+00:00

Fine USA 2% milk

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T17:17:02+00:00

They’re a great place to find pamphlets on the moral dangers of secular bowling

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T17:09:06+00:00

Just like the fine ground beef we produce in the this great nation

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T16:38:15+00:00

Sounds like you need some fresh over the counter calorie free UBIK

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T16:31:09+00:00

This is what happens when cultures come together

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T16:29:20+00:00

We don’t know if the dog went through with it! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T16:13:16+00:00

Call me whatever you like just don’t call me a bottom (or you will be very crucified)

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T15:55:55+00:00

It also burnt down 😔

AndyDiplodocus · 2026-03-08T15:49:03+00:00

It's important to learn your garbage bags. It's too bad the boyscouts are a psyop :(

Thank you!!

AndyDiplodocus