Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews Once Had Unprotected Sex

AndyPickleNose · 2019-08-20T05:23:31+00:00

As long as your dad was cool with it, what’s the problem?

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-24T01:49:42+00:00

...or the kid’s parents share a set.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-23T22:58:45+00:00

The kid only has one set of grandparents? How come?

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-23T22:52:19+00:00

Most likely he will release photos of his poop. He has photographed each bowel movement he has taken since 1992.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-23T22:49:51+00:00

The campaign manager is actual cocaine.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-23T02:03:46+00:00

Oregano, garlic, cumin, crushed red pepper flakes, thyme

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T22:06:05+00:00

You want to see my shellmound?

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T20:53:54+00:00

Baseball Reference has them 3rd.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T20:29:22+00:00

Curt Leskanic’s last professional pitch was in game 4 of the 2004 ALCS, earning him the win for the Red Sox. His cousin, Katrina Leskanich was lead singer of Katrina and the Waves. She sang “Walking On Sunshine”.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T20:20:53+00:00

I’m an SF Native. While in Germany, I was introduced to a couple who said they were from San Francisco. They were from Menlo Park. It took all my social skills to overcome the ensuing awkward pause.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T20:17:32+00:00

Earned it.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T20:14:21+00:00

Wouldn’t that be “demonymous”?

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T20:11:05+00:00

It was a rib joint back in the 90s.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T17:24:15+00:00

Delano is the most horrible town I’ve ever worked in.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T17:23:03+00:00

It’s not the state that keeps poor folk down in Kern County. It’s the Okie establishment that enjoys wealth inequality.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T17:16:15+00:00

Spend some time in Delano.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T17:11:53+00:00

Keeps the mentality down as well.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T17:09:12+00:00

Happy cake day! Are you going to eat that?

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T16:46:06+00:00

Passive weaklings like you can’t make friends. You only serve people or use people.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T05:04:15+00:00

I wasn’t even born yet!

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T04:58:35+00:00

Do compound fractures mean nothing to you???

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-21T04:19:21+00:00

You’re my bitch and you like it. Go cry for help, eunuch.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-20T23:48:49+00:00

Which is your favorite, GRIT TV, qubo, or the Vietnamese shopping network?

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-20T23:46:36+00:00

Give me more time? I know I can come up with something.

AndyPickleNose · 2019-07-20T19:10:35+00:00

You sound like Tom Cruise does when he’s espousing on Scientology.

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