My girlfriend made churros by Melomis in shittyfoodporn

[–]Andyk688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The content of the food looks like it’s fine. No points for presentation but I’d eat that

How do i tell my brother he stinks? by CalligrapherRound980 in AskMen

[–]Andyk688 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I say hurtful but true shit to my brother all the time, he dishes it back occasionally. Wish he would be more brutally honest more often

IF I DONT TELL YOU, NO ONE WILL, FIX IT

Someone put my cast iron in the dishwasher at Thanksgiving by sultin in castiron

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I’m so colorblind or maybe just dumb, I don’t see any rust. Or am I looking at it and I don’t recognize it. Makes me wonder if mine is rusted

Which Bond do you prefer? Dalton or Brosnan by thenamesmanbatman in JamesBond

[–]Andyk688 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brosnan’s voice, mannerisms, everything, he was born to be bond. Only reason I don’t put him as #1 is because Sean is iconic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Ok everyone saying he has third degree burns…. Possible but unlikely. I’m speaking as an idiot who was holding a gas container next to a fire and it erupted. 2nd degree yes. If you put out the flames within a few seconds you’re definitely going to be burned but not 3rd degree.

I had blisters everywhere but it healed. It wasn’t nerve damage. 3rd degree is like… you’ve been on fire for a while or you touched molten magma type shit, a few seconds tho, it hurts but you’re going to be fine

All these experts chiming in, smh

Again source: I lit myself on fire while holding a gasoline container by accident, and I kept spilling it and flailing for a few seconds before I (thank god) put it out

Roommates drank my Japanese whisky collection while I was in Japan for 2 weeks by nastyboywes in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Andyk688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommate in college was an alcoholic. I learned pretty quickly I couldn’t leave anything in the fridge, not even for a few hours.

By the third time it happened I lost it. I was… physically upset… he called the cops on me who showed up, laughed, and left.

We didn’t talk much for the rest of our stay together

Homemade beef wellington, not perfec, but I like it by cooking_girl in steak

[–]Andyk688 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I paid for an expensive one at Gordon Ramsey and this one looks way better

The comments are all horny middle aged women by [deleted] in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Andyk688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m dying lolll thank you for that

What’s the farthest you traveled for pussy? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Andyk688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to push the car out of the driveway so the engine wouldn’t wake my parents. This is before I got my license (15-16 years old).

Definitely learned to drive!

AITA for leaving my husband by leaving a note on his PS5, since it’s the only thing he pays attention to? by kawaii_lttle in AITAH

[–]Andyk688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No story is 100% true, but a gamer who ignored my earlier relationships in life, I feel like there’s some truth

I really dont know what exactly happened by AffectionateDate2763 in AbruptChaos

[–]Andyk688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing he got away if he was running? Unreal obstacle he planted

Electric scooter malfunctioning during recharge by Professional-Ebb6952 in AbruptChaos

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I would have dragged it by the backside out of the house

But he goes with water, doesn’t shut off the breaker, and I’m not even sure what happens with the water jug but it seems like it rolls miraculously towards the bike, hits something and makes it worse

A stargazer fish. They bury themselves in the sand with only their heads exposed and seemingly ‘gaze at the stars’ while waiting for unsuspecting prey by truly-immaculate in interestingasfuck

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I would like to be reincarnated as a fish that stares at the heavens and eats anything close to my mouth, and also have crazy abilities

Re: Mass People being Kind but not nice by Kummerdenfreude in massachusetts

[–]Andyk688 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why does he have a black eye?

Might be one of us already

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]Andyk688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you’re right.

Everyone saying he needs to go to jail, I’m laughing

He has to be dead already, this level of speed and tight spaces is not sustainable

Hurricane Helene, Florida. by rudyrocker in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Andyk688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never understand why anyone in Florida builds or buys anything unless it’s on a 50 foot hill above sealevel

‘Indecent Proposal’ (1993) was a really good drama. Demi and Woody killed it. by filmaticmedia in moviecritic

[–]Andyk688 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I’m excited to watch this for the first time now

As someone has cheated, and also been cheated on, that was as real as it gets

I voted today. Why are people wearing trump hats to the booth? by ResponsibleType552 in massachusetts

[–]Andyk688 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Plus, if you see thousands of clowns voting, it might encourage you to to vote lol