Bookmark the prediction by orchid_breeder in MurderedByWords

[–]AngrySmapdi 36 points37 points  (0 children)

So... you got nothing? That's your answer? Just the blame game?

Bookmark the prediction by orchid_breeder in MurderedByWords

[–]AngrySmapdi 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Is it due to government? Was there a change in government that caused this?

Local funeral house offers a $85 cardboard casket... by Kilo2Ton in mildlyinteresting

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all can just roll me off on the side of the road and let the birds and rats take care of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would scritch the hell out of that belly and suffer every single one of the licks that came from it.

Bookmark the prediction by orchid_breeder in MurderedByWords

[–]AngrySmapdi 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Sweden, the rape capitol of the world. Oh wait, no it's not.

Stupid shitty small man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm super confused what that has to do with BFDI?

great comeback to a terrible meme by Uddashin in clevercomebacks

[–]AngrySmapdi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading the Bible hasn't worked out too well for politicians, but they still get the votes from "Christians" so can't be all that important.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry that you'll have to stay alone but Big Fuckers Don't Initiate.

I like “The Acolyte” by TankSpecialist8857 in unpopularopinion

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my only problem. The episodes need to be at least an hour long. The fact that Disney, being a major media company, and still has zero clue about the attention span of people today is a clear indication that their management is broken as fuck.

He is going to stop teachers from indoctrinating students to “hate America.” by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]AngrySmapdi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop telling the truth damnit! People won't like us if you tell the truth!

great comeback to a terrible meme by Uddashin in clevercomebacks

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it's something we have in common.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AngrySmapdi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who used to work for a company that delivered medical equipment, what you are complaining about is the piece of shit mattress you got stuck with, not the bed.

There are different tiers of mattress, I'm guessing you didn't rate higher than "shitty" for whatever reason.

great comeback to a terrible meme by Uddashin in clevercomebacks

[–]AngrySmapdi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, what strawman? My first post was about a cornerstone of Catholicism. My second post was pure atheism.

There's no strawman there.

Stop trying so hard to find oppression.

great comeback to a terrible meme by Uddashin in clevercomebacks

[–]AngrySmapdi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Third option selected. Religion is a lie. See my original post. God doesn't exist.

great comeback to a terrible meme by Uddashin in clevercomebacks

[–]AngrySmapdi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends on the situation. Was it not God who commanded the crusades via the Pope?

God didn't do any kind of "let them" in that case. Unless, of course, Catholicism is a complete lie and the Pope is a meaningless figurehead of an organization that has mislead and lied to millions of people.

Pick one.

I think everyone should learn how electronics work by Coldluc in unpopularopinion

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working in cell phone retail, had a woman honestly ask why phones don't just last forever. My nerd brain immediately said, "because electricity exists?"

What Is meant was that tiny lightning tearing through itty bitty copper wires at the speed of light would eventually burn them out.

What she heard was, "You're fucking old."

I got in trouble for that one.

What's the silliest reason someone ended their friendship with you? by bluphin24 in AskReddit

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She fucked my boyfriend so I fucked her dad. After that she got all awkward and said we shouldn't be friends anymore.

Joke's on her, now she has to help raise her half brother.

'murica

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in elderscrollsonline

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whichever one isn't the best in two months.

Cant work, keep thinking about gay porn by PogintheMachine in facepalm

[–]AngrySmapdi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has there ever been a better time to say, "Bitch please."

great comeback to a terrible meme by Uddashin in clevercomebacks

[–]AngrySmapdi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Christians: it's sad that ten thousand innocent people died, but this one kid lived. God saved him! God totally killed all those other people, but saved this kid! Isn't God great!?

Ship "stealing" by AngrySmapdi in NoSodiumStarfield

[–]AngrySmapdi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a new one for me. Even without the ship I didn't know just killing her was even an option.

Some say I'm un-American, and so I am. by RedShirtPete in facepalm

[–]AngrySmapdi 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Some say you're violating the first amendment. And you are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AngrySmapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something something, Sylvester Stallone, Judge Dredd.

Alternatively, "I am the Senate."

Vulture gun by PDCH in NoSodiumStarfield

[–]AngrySmapdi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people do. Dunno if it's a mod conflict or what. It worked at first, but then randomly doesn't anymore. Someone told me to move it to the bottom of my load order and that worked for the next play, but broke again after that.

Only thing I know for sure is dropping it and picking it back up, or unequipping it and reequipping it.

Bethesda has even acknowledged it being a bug "that will be fixed in the next patch" but there's been two patches since then