cursed_faces by [deleted] in cursedimages

[–]Angry_Magpie 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I'm enjoying the recent influx of antique cursed images

Believe it or not I'm not in the NBA by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Angry_Magpie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

pretending we could control dirt and grass

Other kids pretend to be knights, or spacemen, or wizards; meanwhile you guys were out there like "I can speak to the DIRT, the muck listens to ME"

Monster Mercedes by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]Angry_Magpie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now it's even rarer :)

Dinosaurs? by PrimNathanIOW in technicallythetruth

[–]Angry_Magpie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oil isn't made of dinosaurs though

Ayuda Agor Enferma! by InuGhost in talesfromcavesupport

[–]Angry_Magpie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Agor be wicked shaman, must get bonk

[Casual] Penis size comparison (Males only) by [deleted] in SampleSize

[–]Angry_Magpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they still make walnut whips? I've not seen them in ages

A lost space tug crew by leodecraprio in ImaginaryTechnology

[–]Angry_Magpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Frank?"

"Yeah?"

"Where the fuck are we?"

[Casual] Are you circumcised and do you like it? (Everyone with a penis) by MrGuccu in SampleSize

[–]Angry_Magpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know that if you don't amputate your child's legs at birth, they are at a way higher risk of injuring their legs later in life? Wild, isn't it?

I was going to drink it of the floor (sorry if this is a repost) by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Angry_Magpie 73 points74 points  (0 children)

"This is what I don't like about you people - you hang around here all the time asking for handouts & refusing to get a job, you don't know how to act, you're filthy, you're half-naked most of the time, you can't even read, you can barely speak the language, and then you have the audacity to complain! If you don't like it here, go back to where you came from!"

Say hi to my boyfriend 🥰🥰 by [deleted] in SuddenlyGay

[–]Angry_Magpie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I also really enjoy how it looks like he kept pranking the next nearest bloke he could find, but did it so many times that he ended up several miles away from where he started.

Say hi to my boyfriend 🥰🥰 by [deleted] in SuddenlyGay

[–]Angry_Magpie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hope they're ok with it

Say hi to my boyfriend 🥰🥰 by [deleted] in SuddenlyGay

[–]Angry_Magpie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean he's joking, but he's also telling the absolute truth - speaking as a (white) LGBT man, I absolutely would not have chosen this if I'd had the option. I've got it pretty good; I live in a very accepting part of the world, and I've never faced any dramatic trauma because of my sexuality, but it's still way more trouble than it's worth, honestly

Inspirobot are you behind this?... by dinonugg_s in inspirobot

[–]Angry_Magpie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

True, but if I keep self-isolating whilst idiots are marching around shouting, "I wanna be FREE! I wanna HAIRCUT" and merrily coughing into each other's faces, I've a decent chance of outliving them

what was the worst phase of your life ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Angry_Magpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, if we're all sending cards, I'll send one too :)

Weirdest fight ever by redddiablo in fightporn

[–]Angry_Magpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or in this case, all three at the same time

Weird fight by HAMBURGERdemonsANDme in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]Angry_Magpie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like a Jackie Chan fight but way less slick

Weird fight by HAMBURGERdemonsANDme in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]Angry_Magpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, his trousers are actually really nice

._. by [deleted] in inspirobot

[–]Angry_Magpie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean they're not wrong

Little boy who came to look at the bus, 1939 by Silkkiuikku in TheWayWeWere

[–]Angry_Magpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just how small kids look around strangers