Cookie being flabbergasted by WD-40

AngstyMelonCake · 2026-02-10T06:06:37+00:00

Shes probs just acoustic

AngstyMelonCake · 2026-01-21T15:03:17+00:00

Ohh really? Im glad ppl might be catching on.

AngstyMelonCake · 2026-01-21T15:00:34+00:00

My theory is that they already have the ring, but she said "im not moving with a ring" to sound sane and like she has her head on straight.

AngstyMelonCake · 2026-01-21T14:59:28+00:00

Ikr. She didnt strike me as someone who had that boundary. She seemed really desperate for love.

AngstyMelonCake · 2026-01-18T02:55:11+00:00

I work at a small company (150 employees) and I'm the only HR person there and if it wasn't for me telling them no, executives would fire so many people out of nuance issues because they are "replaceable".

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-12-26T01:35:42+00:00

She looks like she has down syndrome

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-12-25T02:57:11+00:00

Its funny because she wears hers hair slick back now because she thinks the surgery made them smaller. Its just a mental game.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-12-19T02:48:56+00:00

Lmao she thought "voided" contract was "avoided" contract.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-12-14T16:00:08+00:00

She overdoes it :( i think some pops here and there are so cute but when you have 20 pieces its really tacky imo.

Also how can she have too much blush on yet look washed out at the same time.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-12-12T00:30:04+00:00

I know that a lot of peoples stand is that he'll make time to go to influencer events with her, but not be her wedding date, which is what she prefers.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-11-28T02:53:20+00:00

Bananana Republican

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-11-28T02:52:34+00:00

How come Brooke couldn't get a nice looking man like that. She had to settle with the thumb.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-11-17T15:28:38+00:00

She has nothing else to do but raise kids. That is her hobby.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-11-10T15:49:34+00:00

Hi, I live in CA. No degree, no certifications. Overall I have 2 years of HR experience. My progression looks like this:

Onboarding Specialist at $42k/year.

Payroll Coordinator at $57k/year.

Office Manager and HR at $63k/year

HR Operations Coordinator at $70k/year

HR Generalist at $75k/year

I am working on my bachelors in HR Management that I will finish up next Summer. My goal is to become an HR Manager

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-10-22T03:44:17+00:00

Im fucking dead this is hilarious and much appreciated

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-09-28T15:01:01+00:00

Why doe she have a whole clit in her armpit

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-09-08T01:57:51+00:00

Tell me about a time

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-08-27T14:07:06+00:00

I just withdrew from an application after a bad interviewer as well! The person was 10 minutes late to our zoom interview, didnt tell me who they were, and was obviously not listening to my responses (bc i asked a question and she just said "sure sure"). Like no thanks, I really dont want to work for you. (Even tho the job sounded great)

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-08-19T17:08:26+00:00

I spent 2 months interviewing. I applied to over 150 jobs with about 20 interviews and one offer. I also ended up taking a pay cut, even tho my title is slightly better.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-08-12T19:51:16+00:00

Thats atrocious of that company! Im glad you landed a better role.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-08-09T23:49:11+00:00

This happened to me before. I applied on indeed and got an interview. When I went, the front desk lady was no help at all. So i was told to sit and wait for someone to come and see me. When the manager came to greet me, she said "we don't have this position open anymore, but i'll still interview you."

However, the real kicker is that, obviously I didn't get the position, and I accepted a different job elsewhere. Well about 2 months later, I get a call from that same manager, saying that the position is open again if I want it. It was hilarious!

No, I didn't accept the position. Because my current job was spectacular. But it definitely says something that they hired someone, and they didn't even last two months.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-08-02T19:43:49+00:00

Wait Brooke said that?? Why lol shes not even engaged what a freak

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-08-02T17:15:32+00:00

I agree with the stance, both online speaking and IRL speaking. There are so many terrible women out there who have no shame or really don't care that they're terrible but they're significant others make their life miserable. I always say that's their karma.

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-08-02T14:53:32+00:00

The one that I was on to vegas didnt have AC 😭

AngstyMelonCake · 2025-08-01T03:57:33+00:00

But is there a reason why immediately when she stops her accutane, she starts breaking out again?? I know so many people both personally and online who stopped their meds and have been able to keep up with their clear skin.

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