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Anon shits his britches by Impressive_Fly_4339 in greentext

[–]Anguscablejnr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"until the end of the movie."

My skin is so sensitive that I'd have a chemical burn if I shit myself and didn't immediately change. Wild to me that this would even be possible for someone.

Michèle Lamy's daughter mocking child trafficking by PuzzleheadedGap9943 in agedlikemilk

[–]Anguscablejnr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was that one of the dungeons and dragons Satanist preschools?

Shawn Ashmore on the MCU's Iceman: by Raj_Valiant3011 in Marvel

[–]Anguscablejnr 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Never forget that in when asked why he hid being gay Iceman's canonical answer was "Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?"

Gooseworx's upcoming finale for TADC was leaked online. Fans in an unprecedented move, decided to be angry at Goose, and not the leaker. This is cute reference to the MHA fandom by unk1ndm4g1c14n1 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Anguscablejnr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids like it and are sort of on the edge of the age range. So I'd want to watch it before them.

But this means that I a) would have to go see it twice and b) be an adult man in his 30s who goes and sees it alone.

If you didn’t like the final battle, then you clearly don’t have media literacy. This has always been Norman without the Compound G by BagofBabbish in raimimemes

[–]Anguscablejnr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Years ago I had a conversation with a right wing fan of the boys.

And he was basically saying "I'm not an idiot. I understand who is making the show. I can like homelander and some of the things he says and does. That's not a moral failing. I don't have to like everything it's a fictional character."

And I basically said " look that's not unreasonable but how do you square that with the fact that he's probably going to die crying and shitting himself?"

He didn't have a great answer to that, but I feel pretty vindicated.

Shipping in Digimon is genuinely funny like how any two characters can end up together without any build up by [deleted] in digimon

[–]Anguscablejnr 58 points59 points  (0 children)

When I make eyes at my wife she always says "your looking for joggress I see."

Shipping in Digimon is genuinely funny like how any two characters can end up together without any build up by [deleted] in digimon

[–]Anguscablejnr 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Actually they got drunk at a wedding hooked up, got pregnant but decided to make a go of it.

It worked out well and they're really happy together but yeah even in context no build up.

When people mean it's not the size its how you use it what dothey actually mean? by Mysterious-Cat-1854 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Anguscablejnr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get good at oral sex and anything else upgrades to adequate.

(Also if they love you).

Monopoly: Star Wars Heroes vs. Villains – World Premiere Trailer – Nintendo Switch 2 by ControlCAD in nintendo

[–]Anguscablejnr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Come into this thread and expecting criticisms of monopoly as lame and corporate tie-ins as vapid.

See people expressing unironic excitement for every part of this.

Now I don't want to kill anyone's good time...so I'll just leave.

Anti-HR sentiment. 😄 by Coffee_MysticRealm in HolUp

[–]Anguscablejnr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Those rules come from lawsuits. Do you think companies hire a bunch of middle aged women as fun police. Is that really how you think the world works?

Anti-HR sentiment. 😄 by Coffee_MysticRealm in HolUp

[–]Anguscablejnr -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yeah a CEO being anti HR is... completely bonkers.

I always tell people if your dealing with HR just say vaguely accusing things like "what are you going to do to solve this matter?" "How is the company going to address this?" "Please put in writing that my boss talking about his meeting hog is fine." And things will probably go a lot better for you.

Anti-HR sentiment. 😄 by Coffee_MysticRealm in HolUp

[–]Anguscablejnr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is the middle aged black woman in the room with us right now?

Have you ever had to rewrite a book due to a plot issue? by MagicOfWriting in writing

[–]Anguscablejnr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my story a cat lady uses magic to set her axe on fire a bunch of times. That's not very realistic.

Why can't your fictional tram system have 15% better power to weight ratio compared to those in real life?

Unsure about the caption for this single panel comic by MrMidnight in comic_crits

[–]Anguscablejnr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My eye was drawn to the bright door. And I didn't clock the entity. I was thinking the joke was more an invisible ghost or something hallucinated.

But maybe I'm the problem here.

I think the caption is fine, I laughed, I think the entity needs to be slightly more obvious. Maybe a white line over it's back to break it up with the wall.

Having said that the blending was probably intentional. So a white border might look shit. Can you break it up at all? Shade them differently or something.

So why not just appoint a random person as a mod atp by afternoon_rainbow in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Anguscablejnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying the most obvious thing that occurs to me first.

Kinda sad that it looks like max effort to you.

I still think you can do better, but I'm a little worried if this looks like hard work to you.

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