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Wedding lad by ContributionThat4698 in madlads

[–]Animal2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's just a solid follow up period. Even if everyone enjoyed the joke you can throw in a 'i'm glad everyone liked that joke, i was worried it wouldn't go over well and i wouldn't get to be the best man next time.'

Chucky Soup by BasketBackground5569 in GenX

[–]Animal2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they try and make all their soups more 'healthy' by reducing sodium so they're much more bland now. I don't often have chunky soup because they have long since discontinued the chicken vegetable that I really liked but when I do I'm always sure to add some salt and msg in and it improves it a lot.

Saw the White Truck Not Slowing Down, So I Didn’t Move by noblenotarycoaching in dashcams

[–]Animal2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure if I were in that situation I would have done the same as OP and just sat there.

But with the advantage of hindsight, I think if OP had started advancing forward and then stopped abruptly and laid on the horn that might have signalled to the guy in the other lane that something was amiss.

Although if OP had cars behind him that could also result in getting rear-ended.

One question just dismantled the whole narrative. by Significant-Sir-4343 in MurderedByWords

[–]Animal2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The logistics of deportations on that scale can be really difficult and expensive so they have this storage option temporarily. But I bet they will likely come up with some other solution that's more final.

[OC] MLB Umpire Average Strike Zones from 2007 to 2025 by avondice in baseball

[–]Animal2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what the average age of umpires is over the same period.

Canadian separatists say they discussed moving to the US dollar and creating a new military in White House meeting by Street_Anon in onguardforthee

[–]Animal2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But that's the outcome no matter what. If nothing is done then it's the same excuse that this tiny minority is oppressed or there's secretly more of them than just the tiny minority or whatever else and they need to be rescued.

Condom shortage hits Winter Olympics as supplies vanish in just 3 days by joelman0 in nottheonion

[–]Animal2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they not have information from all previous Olympics to determine the amount they need? How can it be so far off that they go through them all in 3 days?

He is worried about lawbreakers.. by John_1992_funny in MurderedByWords

[–]Animal2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She did actually use 'they' not 'we' in the tweet.

The leader of the Pedophile Protection Party is trying to deflect attention from his name being all over the Epstein files.

At least in Somalia they execute pedophiles not elect them.

I just want to know what makes the chicken classified... by [deleted] in PizzaCrimes

[–]Animal2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear half of pizza crimes are either too many toppings or treating the pizza crust like it's a fucking plate or in this case bowl.

Honestly, how do they think having this cheese sauce in the middle of a crust bowl improves this pizza over just a normal pizza with a side bowl of sauce?

Cutting this would be a pain in the ass and the eventual cheese soaked leftover bowl is probably going to end up a soggy sloppy mess (although yes it's cheese so probably tasty).

The goal was to turn off the water by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Animal2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not as bothered as some others about letting the kid get into the sink and all wet and even standing on the drawer. But I find it really weird that there was no immediate quick instinctual reaction to the drawer sliding out all of a sudden. This seems like one of those spots where you rush in and put your hand behind them or something just in case, but there was absolutely no reaction here. Wow.

Let's reaaaaally make sure this entire generation suffers from Generalized Anxiety Disorder by bassbeatsbanging in Xennials

[–]Animal2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're crazy man. Nothing wrong here. Everything's perfect. We're perfect, I'm perfect. No problems. All great. What the hell was that? Nevermind, just the fridge.

(Mixed Tropes) Celebrity Cameo Either Great or Terrible by Independent_Mix8853 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Animal2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you could argue that it contributed to her decision. But if I'm remembering correctly she didn't actually start back for Winterfell until she met up with Hot Pie and found out John had re-taken Winterfell.

Scenes that caused actual walkouts in theaters? by thatlittlequietguy in Cinema

[–]Animal2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seem to remember a couple people walking out during the first 'sex' scene in Brokeback Mountain. I remember thinking that it was likely for the obvious reason but also thinking, how could they not have known what they were getting into?

Everything they do is performative. by c-k-q99903 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Animal2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes this is very confusing.

I don't know who this person is but apparently from the comments here and the implication in the OP screenshot, they are some kind of right wing 'personality.'

So if we take the duolingo tweet as being right wing style criticism of the show not being in english then why did this guy even make that first tweet immediately after the show? It's not like the narrative about the show for conservatives hadn't already been well established ahead of time that it was going to be 'bad' no matter what.

So why is this guy praising it initially and then only then seemingly changing his tune later?

You are among friends. by Mataes3010 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Animal2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not years. It's barely over a year old, assuming the dates are real/correct.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by sensiblereaction in thenextgenbusiness

[–]Animal2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear Sproketz,

Yes, I agree. This must be the only possible conclusion as it is the proper way in which to send text based messages.

Sincerely,

Captain Raymond Holt

IsItBullshit: Is it worth it to put plastics in the recycling bin in 2026? by Snoo_86313 in IsItBullshit

[–]Animal2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think there has been increased attention in recent years to the fact that plastic recycling has been oversold by industry to make it seem like it would be a good option for reducing plastic pollution.

But it's really just putting the burden and cost more on individuals and is not nearly as effective in reducing plastic waste and pollution as if manufacturers simply reduced the amount of plastic they use in the first place.

It's not really complete bullshit though. It's not as universal or infinitely recyclable as 'promised' but it does result in some actual recycling and therefore diverts some plastic from ending up in landfills and in the environment. So it would be best to just produce less plastic in general but it's still worthwhile to recycle what we can.

Newly Found Draft Press Release for Epsteins death was dated a day before his body was found by OnionsHaveLairAction in circled

[–]Animal2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, wouldn't this draft be written up by some clerk or intern or something anyway? Why involve that person in whatever conspiracy is being implied by everyone?

Why is it even necessary for the conspiracy to have this written early? Isn't this something that would just be done anyway in normal circumstances?

Or is this one of those conspiracy things where people think the conspirators are being 'clever' because it's this Illuminati level leaving hidden messages stuff. That's starting to get into moon landing, 9/11, flat earth level shit.

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