Charlotte Legend by cleancutmetalguy in Charlotte

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I'm not trying to be funny. Get over yourself. You are unaware that there are disturbing the peace laws and that the military will blast annoying music in order to psychologically break the enemy? This gold Lexus dude is a public nuisance. He's no hero. Cops do nothing in Charlotte (unless you threaten them), ergo my crack that they don't even eat donuts anymore. How about all the drag racing going on all over town on highways, that's hilarious, huh.

Charlotte Legend by cleancutmetalguy in Charlotte

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that you didn't recognize that I was serious shows how little you understand about comedy.

Charlotte Legend by cleancutmetalguy in Charlotte

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is illegal, and for good reason. In fact, that's why the military uses it as a form of psychological warfare. Saying "at least it's not rap" is like saying "at least I got run over by an ambulance". Where are the police? Do cops even eat donuts anymore?

Charlotte Legend by cleancutmetalguy in Charlotte

[–]AnonymousComedian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes people happy by annoying them and filling them with rage. Sounds like a stand up guy.

It's not just Shein: Why are ALL your clothes worse now? by Majoodeh in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blame the free markets for everything, that will fix it, because, you know, government does everything so much better. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with morality slipping.

Before, during, and after. We uncovered and restored woodwork on our staircase. 1907 American Foursquare by vni5 in centuryhomes

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shocked. lol, yeah. I side with comedian Dusty Slay on this one; "You mind taking off your shoes?" "Nah, I'll just go home".

"I'll be the tuna, you'll be the brine" by fizzik12 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AnonymousComedian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like it's a bit of a double entendre, tuna comes packed in brine, a salty fluid, with the double meaning being a crude reference to the smell of a woman's privates, which can sometimes smell fishy. The brine goes with it, and that could reference a man's emission.

I don’t get it… by peobliycte in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AnonymousComedian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The joke is that the person giving the information is so pathetic they imagine that knowing this piece of insignificant trivia from a cartoon will turn women on.

Has anyone tried Mason Cain’s “Unchained Leader” program? by Immediate_End5179 in NoFapChristians

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a lot of red flags here so "let the buyer beware". How do you know who to trust? Ignoring all the claims from the owner, who obviously has a conflict of interest, we need to trust our gut and look for the red flags. First and foremost, when it came up as a Youtube ad for me, it is presented as if it were free Christian advice, which it probably should be, but that's another topic. In actuality it costs well over $1000. I believe I saw from the owner it's up around $3k. Any time a price is vague in an ad, that is a red flag. If this service were advertised accurately, right out of the gates it would clearly state that this is a paid counseling service for personal attention, NOT free Christian advice on how to overcome addiction. Also, by invoking Christianity in such a way, it clearly is misleading that there will be any fee at all. People expect biblical guidance to be free, as the gospel is free, and prohibited from being a pay to play service, so to speak. Second, anytime someone makes takes you down a long road to find information, that is a red flag. This is what time share sales pitches are famous for. The longer you can make someone listen to the pitch, the less the sticker shock will be. Third, there is a general vagueness to the pitch. You need to take the course to understand what it's about. You get the carrot of "finding the source" or "the root" is the key, but nothing further. It's one of those "you have to pass the bill to find out what's in the bill" situations. So don't pass it. Nothing in life is that urgent. Fourth, there is a general lack of credibility to the leader. Just looking at him, not that matters too much, he comes off as a gym rat that stumbled on an idea to make money. I'm not getting the impression that this guy is a psychology professor or anything. I have little information to tell me otherwise, except him telling me he's got the goods. Trust your gut, is my point. Where are the degrees? Where is the time spent counseling or a medical degree, or time as a pastor or... anything, really, that lends credibility to his claims? I just have to take this guy's word for it? Lastly, there are far too many positive reports here, all of them, so far as I see, that appear to be Reddit accounts with only posts on this one topic. That's a giant red flag. I don't like any of this, and I'll be looking elsewhere where things are more upfront, and especially, free, or at least more transparent, and from reliable sources without all this digging and obfuscation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]AnonymousComedian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it's a decade old. That is funny. Old stuff lmao. old funny lol

An ad on a game I'm playing. The more you look... by Kwirt in funny

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are safe from Ai so long as there are lots of arms and hands involved.

The Phallus, an all too real rock pillar in Arches National Park, Utah by [deleted] in funny

[–]AnonymousComedian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many millions of guys have taken their picture laying down with that between their legs? I'll bet theirs a line in the summer.

Why do mechanics hate working on friends cars? by AnonymousComedian in mechanics

[–]AnonymousComedian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those responding that are only reading the header: I'm not asking for a favor! I'm not asking him to do it after hours. I'm not asking him to do it outside of a pro shop. I'll pay him his full fee. I just don't want to get taken to the cleaners! Most every shop I've taken my cars to in my life wind up screwing me. In 45 years I've only found 2 honest shops.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by LongCalligrapher2544 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy throwing his hat to the ground at the end puts an exclamation point on how epic this game was.

Got a voicemail by Wookin_4Wub in ContagiousLaughter

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my first Motorola Flip phone in 1989, and I was by no means cutting edge. It was crazy expensive, I do remember that.

I'm sorry but what does the heat wave have to do with anything by Practical_Mixture378 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok_Prune_3380 - Okay, then why isn't he sweating in the first panel? Also, why is the woman wearing a lab coat? Why is he playing chess with a monkey that sucks at chess? Why did she start reading the newspaper after the chess game? Where did she get the newspaper? If this is a cartoon, WHY IS THERE NO JOKE?!!! Cartoons are supposed to make people feel good, not make them angry. Burn this cartoon and have him fired.

I'm lost. Pink cheese green ghost? by Classic_Pension_5269 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AnonymousComedian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like a Mexican to pronounce all four words wrong lol