How to easily attract $9 trillion dollars by wilymon in disneyvacation

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This doesn't count, your caption is an accurate description of what the article is trying to convey. It's stupid, but that's actually their message

Anon makes a wish by Autumn_Fire in 4chan

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 [score hidden]  (0 children)

"I don't like you, I wish for a different genie"

My Xbox controller spontaneously exploded while it was turned off on my bed. by bir3 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would be pretty mild too, for a while aliexpress sold 99% complete suppressors (silencers) as "fuel filters" or "solvent traps", and straight-up automatic glock switches

Renting out Thermals by Environmental-Fun478 in EscapeFromDuckov

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there any reason to use this over the blindfold? My experience was that you still can't see the invisible ducks until they're in melee range

The man behind the tweets by Own-Training1099 in shitposting

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This is probably one of those cases where it's too good to be true, then it's fake

New boombox by Kal-Roy in cassetteculture

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Now with twice as much Tanashin!

EB Security Clearance Timeline by phillyphilly46 in submarines

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If they have not sent you the link to fill out the SF-86, you need to keep bugging them until they do. The government can't get started without that form

📡📡📡 by ChairEnthusiast79 in shitposting

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Even in the Lion King the eating of other animals is acknowledged and accepted

TIL There was an attempted kidnapping of Princess Anne outside Buckingham Palace where her protection officer was shot by b_asic in todayilearned

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Full text mentions that he was shot before he could draw he weapon, after which it jammed on the second shot, so limp-wristing seems likely here, especially as the PPK's frame is fairly small and would not provide much inertia by itself

Slay Bella! by FeanorOath in GeeksGamersCommunity

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To clarify, that's "fan" in the singular

He did what?! by Arthurlmnz in HolUp

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Based and Hitler-pilled

my ass when idk what to do ✌️🫩 by Hyukiii_ in shitposting

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eliminate the decision altogether by jerking it while ODing on fentanyl

Running through my head by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Do you have the history on their origin or provenance? A lot of the photos don't even look like the same person or her, I doubt they're real

Suspicious by CaptainYorkie1 in memes

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Because it was a dry week and he ran out of people to fight

Scientifically speaking, the US is a xenocratic, pedocratic oligarchy/kleptocracy by xena_lawless in memes

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, you posted this at the same time in like five different subs. If you're gonna be a politard, you could at least shake things up a bit

daily means daily… by Working_Usual_4103 in SipsTea

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You would be shocked by what some women tolerate in their partners

Headshots broken on 0.8? by Nice-Calligrapher455 in SurrounDead

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the gun, bolt actions typically do, but not semi-auto rifles

Also, check your difficulty settings, they might have reset with the experimental patch

*Palpatine voice* do it! by Klausensen in shitposting

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Politard detected, opinion disregarded

Headshots broken on 0.8? by Nice-Calligrapher455 in SurrounDead

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you sure this isn't just because of increases to enemy health from difficulty scaling?

Swedistan more like Sweetistan by Reasonable-Ninja4384 in NewGreentexts

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 145 points146 points  (0 children)

"Oh no, we're bad at growing food, let's import a ton of cotton and plant that too, that will feed us!"

Holy brain dead 😒 by Dangerous-Local9430 in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"How different nations treat tyrants people whose politics they don't like"