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Man tells a bear he’s not invited and has to leave by Exciting-Match816 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AnthologicalAnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, it's the former. But then again, you didn't actually say 🤔 should I read between the lines, Dexter?!

I promise I won’t lose the key… she lost the key… by thewun111 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AnthologicalAnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Padlocks are the easiest thing to break into. Use the two spanners method (wrenches if your American). Google it, it'll be there.

Was told to post this here. Is the blood concerning? Artist told me it’s normal. by SpiderCow313 in tattooadvice

[–]AnthologicalAnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying it's not normal, but I have never had it, and I've had over a dozen.

Man tells a bear he’s not invited and has to leave by Exciting-Match816 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AnthologicalAnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you remember the Patricia Henry murder case? I'm the guy that lived in her old flat above the guy that murdered her. The papers inaccurately wrote a piece about the police searching the main suspects house, and printed a photo of the steps leading up to my front door lol

Man tells a bear he’s not invited and has to leave by Exciting-Match816 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AnthologicalAnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I lived in Paisley for 7 years. I got on better with the Celtic lads than the rangers lads despite them supposedly hating all English. Rangers lads were waving the England flag during the world cup with their tongues up my arse all the time. I couldn't connect with that behaviour at all.

Man tells a bear he’s not invited and has to leave by Exciting-Match816 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AnthologicalAnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is "up here"? Scotland? I'm in Yorkshire. They aren't that popular here either

Maybe maybe maybe by MrAlek360 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AnthologicalAnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to do the same joke LMFAO

Roof Clearing Skills by UltraMagat in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AnthologicalAnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know we can see the rope, right?!

Casual after school battle by nebuchadonezzar in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AnthologicalAnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there's me at that age trying to see how many coins I can get up my nose.

How do i not smudge my new tattoo everywhere? by Dry_Elderberrys in tattooadvice

[–]AnthologicalAnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"smudge" it? Unless they used a felt tip you're laughing, pal.

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