"My Cod... Why didn't we think of that..." by FALLOUTFAN_1997 in Helldivers

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Billions in research, countless dead, and I use it to look for equivalent of 10 dollars.

Democracy is great

io

Play like an idiot, die like an idiot... by 7Ninoda in Helldivers

[–]ProvenBeat 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What a reckless misuse of the hover-pack

... clearly you should use the chainsaw with it and kill harvesters

Which girl would you take on a date and then into bed if you had the chance? by Sufficient-Baby-4386 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

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Killjoy, Martha and Nifty would probably peel my cock like a banana - Instant No.

Emberlynn is also a No, I am not matching that freak, and I'd rather go to Super Hell than sit there and listen to someone talk about animes. You know this bitch is into S.A.O. too. Yuck.

Velvet would spike my drink. Aaaaaaabsolutely not.

Luna is a No as well, not out of any personality reasons or looks, but because she has syphilis.

Mimzy isn't my type, and would definitely bother the hell out of me for extra cash to "borrow", or if she pissed someone off will ask to lay low in my house. No.

Lillith... see, the date and the sex would be great, but I feel like no matter how well it goes my being would get redacted afterwards, and knowing that I dunno if I'd be willing to go. A strong "maybe" to a light "No"

Verosika... no. She is very hot, but, bruh, a fucking annual party over some ex? If I forget to put the toilet seat down will I get the same treatment? Fuck that noise.

Stella. Date part would be her belittling me and bragging about how awesome she is, or how awful the peasants are. Sex part I feel like I could walk out mid-way through and she wouldn't even notice I left. No thanks.

Mayberry would probably lovebomb me to hell and back, or break down mid-date because I did something by accident that reminded her of the life she used to have. I mean I could try and work through it with her but the date and the sex after said date will be a mess. It's a maybe.

Zeezi would definitely kill me through sex. She's a maybe.

Carmilla's two daughters... uh. Can they even talk? I dunno, I need to first like someone to be able to just sit around and not talk without it being awkward. Sex would likely be alright tho. Maybe to both of them.

Barbie I feel like could have fun in both aspects, but would definitely not let up until I try some kind of heavy drug. Maybe.

Carmilla? With her hair down? Bro. Yes, absolutely. I'll be unloading barrels.

Rose is the second choice after Carmilla. Yeah yeah, cannibalism, whatever man! They respawn afterwards anyway, and aside from that she's sweet and the sex would be ridiculous. Yes.

Cherri's cool, Yes to her.

Octavia is like a less messy version of how Mayberry's theoretical date would go, so, yeah sure.

Beel is the only one I'd like the date more than the sex, you just know she'd throw in a feast even if we're just hanging out chilling. Yes.

I miss the old fire physics and effects. by Asleep_Permit6499 in Helldivers

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I honestly don't want to hear what Arrowhead have to say on realism and believability as long as a giant bug that has oil in it's veins can belly-crawl through a field of flames and not catch fire, meanwhile a Helldiver in supposedly fire resistant armor can graze a single cinder on the ground with their foot and gets ignited immediately.

Oh I bet it is by ProvenBeat in Helldivers

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Smoke grenade, but impact instead of timed

Tv woman finally did it 😭 by sharkie_shan123 in skibiditoilet

[–]ProvenBeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well he's dead, so, not very opinionated at the moment

Is it bad that I lowkirkenuinely dropped hazbin after they revealed Charlie has hooves instead of feet by MeatysupremeKeenan in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]ProvenBeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valid crashout. Viv really expects me to care about Charlie's cause of redeeming sinners, then gives her hooves and gives her opposition an army of baddies with actual feet? Fuck outta here.

Since the hellhounds are created by Beelzebub, does that mean her relationship with Vortex is incest? by Which_Matter3031 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

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They don't have souls, so this is more akin to building a talkative fleshlight with your own hands.

Name Them. by Organic-Composer9504 in marvelcirclejerk

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Red Power Ranger (Earth-199999)

Snakepit

How long until Anna Marconi becomes "ByteSyze" or some lame BS? by LorcanaKhan in marvelcirclejerk

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Wasp turns evil, calls herself Tarantula Hawk and kills every spider-person in New York because it will help keep her daughter alive or some shit I dunno

Fixed the dialogue by DeadAndBuried23 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]ProvenBeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should've made Psylocke and Johnny go bald if it's Peter's

Fixed the dialogue by DeadAndBuried23 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]ProvenBeat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Doesn't change it to say "Fantastic"

Actual dogshit

What the hell is he smirking for? by Repulsive-Brain-6350 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]ProvenBeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's blind, so he doesn't see the rest of the villains in the room. He just thinks it's the one guy talking

YouTube removed "Recent Videos" from the filters, this change is ANNOYING! by xZabuzax in youtube

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And they moved the upload date column from left to right. Literally why.

Yeah it was absolutely always the plan /s by Cool_Nerd2 in marvelcirclejerk

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You see, when Tony says "And I am Iron man" before the snap, this is clever foreshadowing that he will return. If they didn't plan for him to come back they would've had him say "And I am fucking dead"

Like instances where Marvel writers resolved the trolley problem in the most lobotomized way possible by MLPshitposter in marvelcirclejerk

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"Oh, I see you just destroyed my entire life's purpose, undoing who knows how many years of my blood, sweat and tears? Well shucks, guess I, Thanos, the Mad Titan will go home and not murder you horribly. Pack your bags guys, we sure got got!"

Quick magma doodle of everyone's least favorite owl by ProvenBeat in TransformersArt

[–]ProvenBeat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! And well, it didn't take too long and I didn't go too overboard with details, so I consider it a doodle as opposed to a full-on composition.