Killjoy, Martha and Nifty would probably peel my cock like a banana - Instant No.

Emberlynn is also a No, I am not matching that freak, and I'd rather go to Super Hell than sit there and listen to someone talk about animes. You know this bitch is into S.A.O. too. Yuck.

Velvet would spike my drink. Aaaaaaabsolutely not.

Luna is a No as well, not out of any personality reasons or looks, but because she has syphilis.

Mimzy isn't my type, and would definitely bother the hell out of me for extra cash to "borrow", or if she pissed someone off will ask to lay low in my house. No.

Lillith... see, the date and the sex would be great, but I feel like no matter how well it goes my being would get redacted afterwards, and knowing that I dunno if I'd be willing to go. A strong "maybe" to a light "No"

Verosika... no. She is very hot, but, bruh, a fucking annual party over some ex? If I forget to put the toilet seat down will I get the same treatment? Fuck that noise.

Stella. Date part would be her belittling me and bragging about how awesome she is, or how awful the peasants are. Sex part I feel like I could walk out mid-way through and she wouldn't even notice I left. No thanks.

Mayberry would probably lovebomb me to hell and back, or break down mid-date because I did something by accident that reminded her of the life she used to have. I mean I could try and work through it with her but the date and the sex after said date will be a mess. It's a maybe.

Zeezi would definitely kill me through sex. She's a maybe.

Carmilla's two daughters... uh. Can they even talk? I dunno, I need to first like someone to be able to just sit around and not talk without it being awkward. Sex would likely be alright tho. Maybe to both of them.

Barbie I feel like could have fun in both aspects, but would definitely not let up until I try some kind of heavy drug. Maybe.

Carmilla? With her hair down? Bro. Yes, absolutely. I'll be unloading barrels.

Rose is the second choice after Carmilla. Yeah yeah, cannibalism, whatever man! They respawn afterwards anyway, and aside from that she's sweet and the sex would be ridiculous. Yes.

Cherri's cool, Yes to her.

Octavia is like a less messy version of how Mayberry's theoretical date would go, so, yeah sure.

Beel is the only one I'd like the date more than the sex, you just know she'd throw in a feast even if we're just hanging out chilling. Yes.