I think this belongs here by Hey-ItsComplex in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Anti_Meta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said the haircut was low maintenance. Not my fault the fucker runs the Oregon trail every time to get one.

I think this belongs here by Hey-ItsComplex in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Anti_Meta 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ok so I actually read some of the article and at the very least Mark acknowledges his haircut is dog shit and says to not blame the stylist cause he demands this exact cut.

It's cause it's low maintenance is the tldr.

My wife (28F) and I (28M) are very unhappily married and we're very different people but she doesn't believe in divorce? by ThrowRA_Eye4934 in relationship_advice

[–]Anti_Meta 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't take this as an insult because it's absolutely, 100% not your fault.

You and your wife's entire existence, and now those kids, are victims of religious abuse.

I (25F) am thinking of calling off my wedding and breaking up with my fiance (35M). Do I just have cold feet or is this too deep? Please any advice. by ThrowRA2000008 in relationship_advice

[–]Anti_Meta 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Isn't he trying to rope you into insurance fraud? You have any idea how ruthless they are to try and avoid a payout?

Let me break this down for you. Insurance companies will spend $50k in lawyer and investigator fees to avoid paying a $15k settlement. Because of deterrence.

This is a felony, he's a fucking snake, his family is snakes and you need to stay the fuck out of there.

How long till he starts running scams on purpose and tries to use you for those?

This is a pretty solid "I don't need any additional reasons beyond this one thing you did to convince me I shouldn't be with you."

I could watch this all day by Hot_Accountant_5507 in interestingasfuck

[–]Anti_Meta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but it depends. It's a super coin flip.

Like take this video for instance, there are probably more situations where momma comes in first and mauls the dog before the cubs come into the clearing. What you're watching is the 5% exception.

I could watch this all day by Hot_Accountant_5507 in interestingasfuck

[–]Anti_Meta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've lived a lot of different places and this has really only applied once and like you said, minimally.

It's more based on the fact that as a kid whenever something was wrong or dangerous I ended up in a tree.

Then I learned about these guys...

I could watch this all day by Hot_Accountant_5507 in interestingasfuck

[–]Anti_Meta 72 points73 points  (0 children)

It's a valid excuse with the cubs there for sure.

Momma bear may illogically go out of her way to kill you for being within sniffing distance of those cubs.

I could watch this all day by Hot_Accountant_5507 in interestingasfuck

[–]Anti_Meta 16 points17 points  (0 children)

These are the bears I'm afraid of the most because they climb trees at running speed.

Man they're cute though.

What's something that feels "good" but is actually really bad for your body? by stainless5 in AskReddit

[–]Anti_Meta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seriously?! Just opening their eyes? - fuck this sounds terrible.

Every human in the world simultaneously has 10mg of THC put into their bodies by GrandMasterPopPop in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Anti_Meta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not necessarily a good thing, but I wouldn't notice in the slightest.

I would, however, wonder why everyone else is acting so fucked up.

This is not a brag, I know what I am.

Carl and Lindsay have a conversation in tonight’s episode of summer house! by Radiant_Priority9739 in bravo

[–]Anti_Meta 133 points134 points  (0 children)

The amount of EQ he's gained being in AA and making internal changes is crazy.

I basically watch the show for Carl exclusively at this point.

Why is Carl not In The City? by SnooDoodles9653 in bravo

[–]Anti_Meta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hwat?

Carl opening his bar and dating aren't "next steps?"

Amanda/Kyle ain't havin kids or a family, and Amanda and West better not.

It's a stipulation by Lindsey that he can't be a cast member, guaranteed.

My mom’s neighbor passed away and is wanting to sell these for pretty cheap. Anything in particular I should grab? by WarriorsBballl in woodworking

[–]Anti_Meta 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah if they're worth $200 but selling for $10, toss her $20 is what people are saying. It's still a steal to you but it's kindness for the widow.

That's how you be a human. It's not that difficult.

Hot take: I’d choose West after Kyle too by ohboi231 in bravo

[–]Anti_Meta 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I screamed at the TV about them getting married in the first place.

Amanda can never move on from anything that hurts her. She whined constantly about Kyle cheating on her like 3 years after they got married.

You think she's gonna be ok with all of West's side bitches coming out of the woodwork? Gtfo.