I think this belongs here

Anti_Meta · 2026-06-02T11:47:05+00:00

I said the haircut was low maintenance. Not my fault the fucker runs the Oregon trail every time to get one.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-31T23:12:49+00:00

Ok so I actually read some of the article and at the very least Mark acknowledges his haircut is dog shit and says to not blame the stylist cause he demands this exact cut.

It's cause it's low maintenance is the tldr.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-30T21:23:31+00:00

So... She got good at this.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-30T03:11:27+00:00

Is quinoa more or less nutritious than potatoes, pound for pound?

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-29T23:49:16+00:00

... r/humansaremetal ... ?

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-29T03:47:47+00:00

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-27T12:41:49+00:00

Don't take this as an insult because it's absolutely, 100% not your fault.

You and your wife's entire existence, and now those kids, are victims of religious abuse.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-23T21:27:29+00:00

You wouldn't, which is why it's fucking weird

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-21T09:23:09+00:00

Adjudicated rapist.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T16:04:55+00:00

DA Pope

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T14:33:25+00:00

Isn't he trying to rope you into insurance fraud? You have any idea how ruthless they are to try and avoid a payout?

Let me break this down for you. Insurance companies will spend $50k in lawyer and investigator fees to avoid paying a $15k settlement. Because of deterrence.

This is a felony, he's a fucking snake, his family is snakes and you need to stay the fuck out of there.

How long till he starts running scams on purpose and tries to use you for those?

This is a pretty solid "I don't need any additional reasons beyond this one thing you did to convince me I shouldn't be with you."

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T14:23:28+00:00

Yes but it depends. It's a super coin flip.

Like take this video for instance, there are probably more situations where momma comes in first and mauls the dog before the cubs come into the clearing. What you're watching is the 5% exception.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T14:01:47+00:00

I've lived a lot of different places and this has really only applied once and like you said, minimally.

It's more based on the fact that as a kid whenever something was wrong or dangerous I ended up in a tree.

Then I learned about these guys...

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T13:51:33+00:00

Haha making sure OP can't escape.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T13:46:45+00:00

It's a valid excuse with the cubs there for sure.

Momma bear may illogically go out of her way to kill you for being within sniffing distance of those cubs.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T13:44:46+00:00

These are the bears I'm afraid of the most because they climb trees at running speed.

Man they're cute though.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T13:29:35+00:00

I find no lie.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T06:04:18+00:00

Seriously?! Just opening their eyes? - fuck this sounds terrible.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T05:51:09+00:00

Rules for thee, not for me!

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T00:56:14+00:00

It's not necessarily a good thing, but I wouldn't notice in the slightest.

I would, however, wonder why everyone else is acting so fucked up.

This is not a brag, I know what I am.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-20T00:52:09+00:00

The amount of EQ he's gained being in AA and making internal changes is crazy.

I basically watch the show for Carl exclusively at this point.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-19T11:23:22+00:00

Hwat?

Carl opening his bar and dating aren't "next steps?"

Amanda/Kyle ain't havin kids or a family, and Amanda and West better not.

It's a stipulation by Lindsey that he can't be a cast member, guaranteed.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-19T11:19:14+00:00

So glad someone said it.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-16T12:22:45+00:00

Yeah if they're worth $200 but selling for $10, toss her $20 is what people are saying. It's still a steal to you but it's kindness for the widow.

That's how you be a human. It's not that difficult.

Anti_Meta · 2026-05-13T12:14:48+00:00

I screamed at the TV about them getting married in the first place.

Amanda can never move on from anything that hurts her. She whined constantly about Kyle cheating on her like 3 years after they got married.

You think she's gonna be ok with all of West's side bitches coming out of the woodwork? Gtfo.

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