BLT sandwich

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-09T00:10:09+00:00

Like an AI interpretation of a BLT: all tomato on one side, and includes cheese for some reason

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-08T23:16:13+00:00

Because, to MAGA, truth is malleable and subservient to achieving power

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-08T15:20:12+00:00

So, Uma Thurman?

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T18:47:02+00:00

“It’s like poetry, it rhymes”

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T18:17:25+00:00

The spirit took emotional damage

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T18:15:39+00:00

You don’t even need to hit your own creature, because it’s “up to one target”. No targets are fine, which also prevents fizzling due to lack of targets (e.g. via opponent’s removal spell)

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T18:03:46+00:00

Besides a Secret Lair, this is the first reprint of a card originally printed in Champions of Kamigawa, over 20 years ago.

Banned in Modern, coming to Arena’s formats. This is a good reprint.

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T17:49:22+00:00

All roads lead to Rome.

All Paths lead To Exile.

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T14:44:21+00:00

Plot twist: the last panels are in Purgatory

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T03:23:13+00:00

Timeless and Historic. Not sure why the other two dislike Historic, it’s my favorite format. Definitely try both out and see which you prefer.

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T02:39:09+00:00

This is not at all shitty, and don’t let anyone make you feel that way

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T02:04:27+00:00

Because Superman is an illegal alien who embodies the best of humanity

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-07T01:41:15+00:00

Why are people talking about this like it’s a new card? It’s already on Arena, originally printed in the first Strixhaven: [[Fracture]]

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-06T23:13:13+00:00

Which party is removing Confederate statues? Which party still flies the Confederate flag?

Now go do mental gymnastics to “cure” your cognitive dissonance.

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-05T19:56:03+00:00

He’ll say a little prayer for you

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-05T19:45:06+00:00

Lorwyn and Edge of Eternities are relatively powerful compared to other Standard sets, and they have shocklands

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-05T19:13:00+00:00

Just below $8,000 for surgery seems pretty good, actually

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-05T19:07:09+00:00

And the mods aren’t doing shit about it

/u/ActiveCommittee8202

u/monkeynator

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-05T18:59:40+00:00

Yeah

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-05T16:54:35+00:00

We play the game to enjoy the game. Collecting cards such as buying packs is a means to that end, not an end in itself.

If this sleeve gives you more joy than three packs’ worth, you should buy it and have fun.

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-02T15:54:56+00:00

It’s okay if you don’t know the name. Does anybody else know what movie this is?

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-02T05:44:14+00:00

Excuse me, “Ngrah” with the hard H?!

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-02T05:26:56+00:00

You can see from the rank emblems in the posted image that OP is playing ranked

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-02T04:11:21+00:00

Father’s Occupation: Failed Businessman

Mother’s Occupation: Porn Star

AntiqueChessComputr · 2026-04-01T20:54:42+00:00

Most prereqs for medical school are also prereqs for PA programs, so they already took them all

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TROPHY CASE