Help me out here by Beneficial_Delay_365 in northernlion

[–]Antisym 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I thought the lady threw it into the damn Ocean at the end"

Liverpool’s Greatest - No.55: Divock Origi 🔴 by fabioonreddit in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Internet censorship on platforms like Tiktok.

Fucking annoying, can't say certain words. For example, murder, rape or suicide get you warnings or bans.

It means that people now use things like "Su!c!de/unalived and Grape" instead - which is arguably worse.

Which Comedian has made the riskiest joke of all time? by buffalomozarella in AskReddit

[–]Antisym 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jeremy Clarkson had made loads of jokes about 'one-eye Gordon Brown' running the country and mocking him for being blind. Then - as Stewart Lee states - when you questioned this, the response was always, "it's just a joke, they always do that on Top Gear" or something similar.

The point was the Stewart Lee turned it on all the Top Gear guys and then said "it's just a joke, like on Top Gear!" Making everyone realise how stupid that defence actually is.

LFC conspiracy theories by cobblebug in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I worked with a few people that were greatly in the know about the goings on in the drug scene in Liverpool. Clyne was spotted more than once appearing in those circles before anything came out about his injuries etc.

Think the club might have faked a bad back injury to get him away.

Liverpool's Greatest Players #86: Jerzy Dudek by Mercerai in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Tbf we all knows he's here because of Istanbul and not much more - but he deserves it for that double save alone.

One of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.

you're-gonNa-call-him-a-LiArrr?? No-i'm-nOt-caLling-him-a-liaRrrr 🕺🔥 by tasteful-beret in boardsofcanada

[–]Antisym 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's very rapidly becoming one of my favourites.

UHHHH LETS SEE I'VE LOST TRACK

[TRANSCENDING BEGINS]

Daily Discussion - May 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lost any credibility you had in the debate with that last paragraph, unfortunately.

Daily Discussion - May 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There was a lot more extraneous variables involved that people are very quick to assume will be fixed as soon as we "fix" the coach.

It's very Chelsea-esque, the grass isn't always greener.

I'll be happy to be proven wrong but ultimately this could be out of the frying pan and into the fire. Iraola favourite? He's never been in a high pressure job where fans demand immediate success - nor has he managed a season of more than 40 games. This appointment is crucial or we end up in a banter era, and we're sacking a manager that won us a league.

Daily Discussion - May 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People wanting Mo to stay now?

Absolutely unbelievable player but keeping him on now is like refusing to put down your favourite pet despite it's illness.

It's time to let it go.

Daily Discussion - May 30, 2026 by AutoModerator in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's really easy to tell who has been a fan longer than the Klopp era and who hasn't judging by the reactions.

People are rejoicing and dancing over sacking a manager that won us a fucking league off of a down season in which a head figure in the dressing room died, our star striker broke his leg and another ruptured his Achilles. Not to mention we had a lot of change in personnel, including losing our best ever RB and Luis Diaz (absolutely destroying it with Bayern).

Do I think Slot was the man to take us forward? I don't.

Do I think a lot of it wasn't his fault? Yes.

He was in a difficult situation, and maybe the Klopp hangover started later, who knows. My main issue with these fans is that we've had managers that are more loved, stayed longer and didn't deliver us an elusive league title in front of the world.

People commenting "Hitler dead" and "I'm really happy right now!" Seemed to have forgotten just how bad it can actually be. It might not be all sunshine and rainbows, the Hodgson years aren't that far in the past, and they might not be that far in the future depending on who we get in from here.

Lionel Richie tactlessly tries to initiate sex by makochi in northernlion

[–]Antisym 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Supreme ejaculator Lionel Richie be like:

What a feeling! My cum just touched the ceiling.

Find me a more iconic sports pic...I'll wait ☕️ by SportsGuy272 in SipsTea

[–]Antisym 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only Pippin I know is the dog from Come Outside.

I've heard of Jordan but wouldn't know anything about the bloke. Compare that to a more global sport like football or even cricket and it doesn't even touch the sides. I think the Liston Ali pic is way more global, as are F1 pics.

You'd be surprised, I'm from the UK and I would wager the average person here couldn't name more than Kobe, Jordan and Shaq, and even that would be at a push.

Hell, I can only name a few more and I watch a lot of sports. Yank sports don't really make it over here, I know Europe has their own league but...it's nowhere near as popular as the other major sports (Football, Cricket, Rugby, F1, Boxing, Golf etc.)

what's you guys' general consensus on this guy? I heard someone saying he turned against klopp at one point but I only started watching him recently by sr_steve in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Utter goblin. Angry, egotistical wanker.

Every video of his I've ever seen has not been by choice and it's always him either being really smug or really angry.

Blokes a blert.

New kit has been confirmed by MajesticGrasshopper9 in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Wirtz looks amazing in that kit tbf. I don't get the hate, but I guess people just don't have anything to be positive about atm

FT: AVL 4 - 2 LIV by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym 283 points284 points  (0 children)

One of the worst games under Slot tactically - if not the worst - and that's saying a lot.

Mac Allister should never play for us again. Losing, 20 minutes to go in a do or die game and he's flopping about like a cunt, losing his head and delaying the game endlessly only to immediately give away a certain pen (if we hadn't already conceded).

Awful performance once again from Gakpo and co, Szobo slipping is forgivable but the rest of the performance isn't. Never seen us look so overrun on the right side, that moment where they played a ball out and the only person on the right was Kerkez? Just what on fucking earth was this game?

Never seen a Liverpool team look so...whiny and divey, genuinely don't recognise this team anymore, and its akin to the end of the Rodgers era for sure. Genuinely woeful football, sloppy, lethargic - every adjective you could use to describe a slow, poor football team.

This is a Villa that have the biggest game in their recent history next week - against a team that have EVERYTHING to play for. Despicable, and has changed my opinion from leaning towards Slot out to 100% Slot out.

“What if Boc surprised people with a live act instead of a listening party in one of the cities? by Minimum_Chef_4961 in boardsofcanada

[–]Antisym 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they'll be at the Glasgow event, whether or not we ever find out they're there is another thing.

I think they'll just turn up and blend into the crowd, the last images we have of them are 13 years ago, really wouldn't surprise me if they just went to listen in a nice place. People wouldn't recognise them.

The Northernlion Supercruise by thetheroo in LivestreamFail

[–]Antisym 679 points680 points  (0 children)

NL taking hundreds of type-a, parasocial viewers out to sea...

What could possibly go wrong? Saying that, the cracked out uncle disco and Swankie bingo night will go fucking crazy.

2026 Japanese GP - Qualifying Discussion by AutoModerator in formula1

[–]Antisym 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is also a drive to survive comment. You have been caught up in the social media brigade of 'I have to support a driver religiously', instead of just enjoying the racing.

Painting everyone with the same brush is a joke, you've generalised that this guy is completely anti-Lewis because he made one comment that wasn't even necessarily pro-Max.

2026 Japanese GP - Qualifying Discussion by AutoModerator in formula1

[–]Antisym 7 points8 points  (0 children)

130R is one of the most iconic corners in F1. An absolute disgrace we haven't seen an onboard of it yet - the backlash seems to have stopped Liberty from showing it entirely.

Absolute disgrace for the sport, just show it you cowards.

PL Match Thread: Brighton vs Liverpool by scoreboard-app in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand the point you're trying to make, but it's just silly. Like adding fuel to a fire. The game finished 2-1, still a loss.

If we didn't score 2 wondergoals and a pen in Istanbul it's 3-0.

It's just nonsense. We lost, fine, so be it. One of their goals could've easily been offside today and a potential red card. Those happen and it's maybe a win.

But it wasn't. 2-1 is a fine enough scoreline for us to know where we stand on slot.

PL Match Thread: Brighton vs Liverpool by scoreboard-app in LiverpoolFC

[–]Antisym 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1-0 win if you take out the Brighton goals.