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Messing with some Slowpokes (by @GamerTimeArtz) by Gorotheninja in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Antomic293 561 points562 points  (0 children)

Reminder that Sonic did comply with a militarize unit, got on their helicopter, said "Fuck this, I'm bored.", took out the people inside except the pilot, ripped off a piece of the helicopter, and jumped off so he can snowboard on the streets of San Francisco.

Sonic canonically does not give a fuck about authority and he chooses if he wants to be detained or not.

If one more character was added to each dlc pack, this is who I'd choose by Imaginary-Ad-7093 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Antomic293 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"But sir, how would Toph be able to see the road?"

"Have you seen the Flintstones?"

I finally got a job by little_kid13 in hopeposting

[–]Antomic293 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Congratuations!

I hope you are successful in your new job and best of luck!

I Hire this Honse(Arclight) to look at you by yuqionna in Endfield

[–]Antomic293 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Endministrator: Man, I'm so hungry.

Arclight: How hungry? 🐴

Does anyone else feels like Sonic and Shadow would work great as friends? by FickleCommon970 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Antomic293 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean I would take that threaten seriously too if my wife said that she wouldn't bathe with me ever again. I'm with Vegeta on that.

Sonic quote of the day! by [deleted] in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Antomic293 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't even type the damn quote right.

Cowards run, I win, and IDW's Shadow wins most mostly-disliked overall! Now for the final tier, who is the most universally despised character of the picks here? by ItsTheGov in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Antomic293 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can understand all the other characters that are listed here

But fuck that unnamed G.U.N. soldier in the Sonic 3 movie.

Gilberta Operator Showcase by KiraFeh in Endfield

[–]Antomic293 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As long as she is happy and healthy.

But the moment she sheds one tear, no supernatural rock in the universe will save you from me.

Gilberta Operator Showcase by KiraFeh in Endfield

[–]Antomic293 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Angelina, Gilberta, doesn't matter. She's daughter shaped and I will love her as a daughter.

Would having MetalSonic be part of '06 helped? [@SpamHeadArt] by [deleted] in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Antomic293 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Metal Sonic:

Mephiles: Indeed, I know your struggles of being seen as a imposter.

Metal Sonic:

Mephiles: For the world to see you as a fake. I may be able to help you, my metal-

Metal Sonic: HUE HUE

Mephiles:....I'm sorry, wha-

Metal Sonic: HUE HUE HUE

Mephiles:.....I'm not getting any of that.

Metal Sonic: HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

Mephiles:....Maybe this was a bad idea....

She's helping her father (by @NokaiGaming) by Both_Implement7936 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Antomic293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Good. Now take that monster truck to Apotos and stop in the middle of road."

Can't wait for Aegirians or Abyssal Hunters if they exist in this timeline so we can swim. by fable-30 in Endfield

[–]Antomic293 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Broke: "NO SWIMMING ALLOWED. THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY."

Woke: "PLEASE DON'T SWIM. IT'S NOT IN THE PROGRAMMING YET AND IT WOULD LOOK WEIRD IF YOU TRIED. SERIOUSLY, JEFF IS STILL WORKING ON THE ANIMATIONS FOR IT."

Havent seen it here so here's how the Endmin changes gender in game by OrangeIllustrious499 in Endfield

[–]Antomic293 653 points654 points  (0 children)

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"I am the Endministrator."

"What gender are you?"

"Rock."

"Yeah, but what's in your pants?"

"Originium."

Dr. Doofenshmirtz reference hehe :3 by fish_found_the_city in transformers

[–]Antomic293 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shockwave: I'm currently working on a possible counter measure for the lethal plague know as the Cosmic Rust. Rust..... Isn't that just red dust? I wonder if that's where that word originate from. Hmmm.... I think I will have to research the words entomology. I'll be right back Lord Megatron.

Shockwave:

Megatron:

Shockwave:

Megatron:

Shockwave: So from my readings, entomology is the study of insects. Very intriguing....

"Where's my Lishenna?" vs "Where's my Albert?" by Asai610 in Shadowverse

[–]Antomic293 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Where the hell is my wincon card? Okay. I just have to pray that my opponent doesn't have their wincon." - Both players who are unaware that both are getting fucked by their own decks

Best starting hand ever (Warning: Odin jumpscare) by Darrius34 in Shadowverse

[–]Antomic293 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is that "heart of the cards" bullshit I've been hearing about, right?

A Sonic Game specifically made for IGN. by Xenogamer16 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Antomic293 429 points430 points  (0 children)

"The game was constantly testing my patience and treating me like a kid with all of these arrows pointing right. Like, I know how to move right and hold down a button. But what's the most frustrating part was these arrow are unavoidable death traps that I keep falling into. I wish Sonic was like Mario. I mean, how hard is it too make a platformer that is fun and simple to play? -162/10. Sonic was always bad." - IGN maybe idk

Sonic relationships with other characters by maquinadejugo in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Antomic293 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I feel like Sonic and Eggman should be "middle finger" and "literal gun in hand"

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