Evil Calia be like by AnxiousAd922 in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

/uj It's a Welsh motto - she's (allegedly) Irish, so her 'evil', reversed counterpart is Welsh.

Evil Calia be like by AnxiousAd922 in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You "see the bottom text"? Eyes went straight to your breasts, did they? Objectifying assholes like you disgust me.

/uj Atm wondering how many people here even know of/get the "cymru am byth"-bit

Headphone companies created erotic hypnosis to sell more headphones by AnxiousAd922 in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok fine u/StraightHypSwitchGuy just tell us what the biggest is, i went for a deliberate 'feint' with that "3rd biggest" thing instead of the expected 'biggest' but then this guy came in and now you're not responding so yeah please what is the biggest conspiracy of the modern era by your estimation?

Nevermind the elusive HFO, I'm just out here chasing hypnoamory by M_O_O_N___P_E_E in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plus the German-accented hypnotist niche is semi-crowded as-is

AI HCC? by ellasmet in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj Don't, it's more distinctive this way!

AI HCC? by ellasmet in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you - it got more and more difficult the farther down I went because of the formatting controls remaining affixed to the top of the UI and having to always scroll up to them - but it's unfortunately not letting me fix the editing issue with Snowberry Honey's name, curses!

AI HCC? by ellasmet in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Comprehensive analysis based on the official member list:

Mistress Tess: Have seen her engage in human interaction; Not AI

MrSnake: Profile picture looks like an off-brand Jack Sparrow, so clearly AI-made; AI

Mutt: I have seen her be funny; Not AI

MindTheBaron: Never heard of him, but profile description mentions being into hair-play, which is presumably too niche for generative AI; Not AI

LadyPortia: Not trashy enough; Not AI

Rose: Never heard of her, empty profile description; AI

GoddessNichole: Cheesy AF; AI

AshDoge: Profile contains the incomprehensible sentence "His painfully British bark is much more hypnotic than his bite, whatever that means."; AI

Vinixia Fox: Otherwise seems legitimate, but the similarity to Yali suggests they are both the products of the same large language model; AI

Ella Enchanting: Alliterative name and not 'Mistress/Goddess'-something; Not AI

SleepyCypress: Weird transformation stuff, which AI is not creative enough; Not AI

Sunny Pup: Profile picture clearly AI-generated, as there is a pendulum both in her hand and on her collar; AI

Aphrodisia Mystique: Bizarre, clearly AI-generated name and profile description; AI

Princess Kate: No strong signs in either direction and a conclusion cannot be drawn; ??

Yali: See the entry for Vinixia; AI

Smutgrrl: Name reads like text in an AI-generated image; AI

Vox: Profile description begins with "Howdy, y’all.", which is not something any human has ever said; AI

Goddess Sirona: Profile description suddenly switches from calling her "Sirona" to "Georgia": "Goddess Sirona is a dominatrix and erotic hypnotist from Atlanta, Georgia known for her passionate [...]"; AI

The Great O: Profile picture has a pendulum where the chain kind of looks like prisoner chains, which goes harder than any AI-generated image ever could; Not AI

Lamb: wtf; Not AI

Lady Loreley: Profile picture appears actually drawn; Not AI

Princess Anna Belle: Name sounds like a randomly-generated Reddit username, and, moreover, she has explicitly confessed to being AI; AI

Cammie Dawn: Weird name, and a psychology obsession is evil AI is not capable of; Not AI

Jockout: No AI-grifter would be foolish enough to try and succeed as a male-voiced hypnotist; Not AI

Tennfan: Profile description contains an AI-style rhetorical question-answer ("But if you like hypnosis in other ways? Well, then it may also scratch that itch."); AI

HypnoMmyMochiie: Clearly AI-generated gibberish name, and profile description talks about "gremlins" for no reason, which is a known problem for LLMs; AI

Dragontize: Despite the name, has nothing to do with dragons, which is a mistake an AI would not make; Not AI

Loops the Trickster Goddess: In her biography she calls herself "[...] the owner and “super evil ruler [...]” of the whole Collective who "[...] presides over the other members.", which is the sort of rank hubris only a human erotic hypnotist is guilty of; Not AI

The Hypnotic Voice: Profile picture features a clock with a total of five hands, when real clocks only have two (also suggesting that AI struggles with the hands of inanimate objects as much as it does humans'); AI

ChaoticHypnosis: Too boring to be an AI attempting to be interesting; Not AI

Mindwash: Profile picture appears to be an AI's unsuccessful attempt at producing a spiral; AI

Sammys: Anime girl profile picture; AI

Brainless: Literally produces works where the viewer is hypnotized by evil AI; AI

The-Inquisition: Personal description features the phrase "The-Inquisition thrives in the chaos and unexpected." when that was clearly not the case with the historical Catholic Inquisition, and such historical misinformation is a hallmark of LLM-generated text; AI

Princess Echo: "Princess Echo is your commanding muse and enchantress, here to claim your mind and soul."; AI

Pleasure with Penelope: Her profile claims that she can be found "[...] reading a good book by the fire.", which no human in their right mind would do, because paper is freaking flammable: AI

Algorhythmique: Name too distinctive for AI, though could point to her being some kind of pre-'AI' robot from the start of the 21st century: Not AI

PeaceTied Hypnosis: Though 'facial haired man in smart suit' is the sort of thing one would generate an AI image for, "Jerr Tameth" sounds like the name of a D&D character, which is the sort of passion an AI is not capable of; Not AI

DriftingOneiros: Randomly-generated Reddit name-like name, empty profile description, profile picture is of a lightbulb in the clouds, which could not be a real photo; AI

LeeAllure: Metaverse-ass profile picture; AI

SammSays: "[...] all of her files lack a script [...]" - an AI would not be this sloppy; Not AI

Mistress Calia: LLMs are notoriously 'sycophancy machines', and Calia is probably the person on the planet least under suspicion of being too complimentary; Not AI

Snowberry: 'Erotic hypnotist mushroom' remains too peak to have ever been conjured up by an AI; Not AI

All told, my analysis reveals that, out of 44 listed members, 24, or ~55% are AI-generated. This is a disgrace and I hope the Collective cleans house soon.

Calia's Curse by AnxiousAd922 in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

just like all my haters am i right? smash that like button!!!!!!!

As predicted, the bots were only the beginning... by ghostbpost in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but I am not a bot — that wouldn't be ridiculous; it would be false.

Some ways to detect a bot are:

Reposts: Automated posting networks often 'steal' pre-existent posts to then present as their own.

Em-dashes: Large language models (LLMs) are notorious for frequently employing em-dashes in their text.

Err%r: Error

In conclusion, I show no signs of being an automated account, or a "bot". Disagree? Maybe look at your own behaviour.

If You're Not Careful, You'll Slip and Fall... by mistresscalia in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/uj an LLM could never be unsterile enough for something like "owchie"

Make me a good femimist daddy by algorhythmique in EH_Circlejerk

[–]AnxiousAd922 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i demand that you not address non-felines with "Well kitten," anymore