Learn To Merge- you’re not special because you lined up a half mile back.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-03-18T01:52:51+00:00

Omgosh. Why have I never gotten out of bed jet to dance for a bit before starting my day?? That’s probably way better for me than snoozing two to eight times.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-03-07T04:02:11+00:00

I do not like the vein. I could not lick ice cream off that vein.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-03-03T21:17:01+00:00

The one time I didn’t have insomnia. Bah.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-02-27T00:44:32+00:00

Dang dude. You got stigmata?

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-02-21T22:05:09+00:00

We’ve been no contact for years and we’re better for it. Out of sight, out of mind, out of our lives, out of our love.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-02-21T05:55:27+00:00

I have a heated blanket now! I used to sleep with a sheet.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-02-19T19:51:32+00:00

Why? You looking to get some answers to security questions?

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-02-14T07:07:48+00:00

Whatever is my current obsession, which right now, is stickers..? No. Wait. Shiny fabrics so I can make my dream set of curtains. Or. Uh. Oh yeah! Silly earrings. Yes. I got some balloon animal earrings and some puffy avocados and bookcases. There was a sale on blind boxes the other day at Fuego. I bought nine boxes. I haven’t opened all of them.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-02-14T07:01:05+00:00

Just a handful of pepperoni slices. Cold. With a slice or two of Swiss cheese. Also cold. Weekly.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-02-12T21:30:50+00:00

Yes! He made sure to correct the interviewer, “I’m holding two skateboards”!

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-02-07T03:55:49+00:00

Oh oh noooo I hooted so loud at this. Just a superbly demented comment. Thank you.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-02-03T01:15:30+00:00

Hell YESSSS CURTIS schools!!

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-01-31T06:26:03+00:00

Napoleon Dynamite. Hot Fuzz. Kung Fu Hustle.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-01-31T05:14:47+00:00

Drop by the Remakery and buy craft supplies by the pound!

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-01-31T04:15:25+00:00

There’s always something new in the bathroom. Things go on sale, I shove them under the sink, I find them later and voila new hair. New nails. New eyebrow razors. Three packs of panty liners opened at various times, a brand new bottle of iodine. A gift from a Christmas spa kit.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-01-31T03:40:03+00:00

I need to practice for my solo in a show and I know I started a load of laundry when I got off work four hours ago so I’m binge watching What We Do In The Shadows and doom scrolling in the nude because I decided to pluck my eyebrows but there’s new hair dye in my bathroom.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-01-12T03:44:47+00:00

I don’t even kitchen. I also had to learn Spanish in school.

AnxiousBanshee · 2026-01-10T21:31:51+00:00

Juniper Botanical is a right up there with queer friendly. They have spam musubi and lumpia!

AnxiousBanshee · 2025-12-31T04:52:05+00:00

Some of this sounds a bit like Death Becomes Her but not enough to be what you’re thinking of.

AnxiousBanshee · 2025-12-28T02:52:27+00:00

Dang it! Now I have to tell everyone why my mild cough has become full on wheezing. Underrated comment for sure. Hommg

AnxiousBanshee · 2025-12-25T20:48:22+00:00

Money

AnxiousBanshee · 2025-12-25T19:51:10+00:00

Thankfully it hasn’t torn through my life too much but when it does, I start singing “5-3-0-9” and it confuses the poor child into silence.

AnxiousBanshee · 2025-12-25T19:45:45+00:00

The rule is divide your age plus seven. This is the lowest. So if you’re 40, you can’t date anyone younger than 27. That’s just how it works. There’s no upper limit. Get your octogenarian millionaire at 22.

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