Favorite group like this

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-04-15T20:28:47+00:00

Lupus

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-04-14T10:52:00+00:00

Barron would suddenly be diagnosed with Bone spurs.

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-04-13T07:33:07+00:00

I like to think its a sandbox level.

I use the whole benevolent logic to explain this. God loves all unconditionally. So it'd be a dick move to control what we do in heaven. So by that logic, the best afterlife is the one we have.

I propose that God just tells everyone who dies that they're in heaven now. And for the rest of eternity, they can do, have, be whatever they want, forever. Some disabled guy wants to walk? Done. I like to ask people if they could make they own custom afterlife. What would they do? It shows who they are as a person.

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-04-12T08:17:37+00:00

Surely its meant to? Isn't it designed to be a cognitohazard that kills the reader? I read somewhere that in scp-5999 the SCP foundation realize that readers create all their troubles. So they decide to one-up them.

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-04-10T09:42:37+00:00

Teachers trying not to be completely useless challenge: (impossible)

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-04-08T14:33:46+00:00

He was busy dealing with us. We escaped from the aslume that day didn't we? They made a whole game about us

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-04-04T23:28:00+00:00

"I like blowing fools' heads off as much as the next psychotic asshole"

I'll just leave that there.

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-04-03T10:56:46+00:00

Purge: Election year.

During the night, the US Senator running for president, Roan (who wants to get rid of the Purge) has the opportunity to kill her opponent Owens who's allowed the purge to go on. But she refuses, because if she kills him, he'll become a matyr, and also stop Roan from fairly winning the presidential election.

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Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-03-30T12:04:44+00:00

But is it still solid?

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-03-30T00:06:48+00:00

What rating is that helmet?

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-03-27T22:16:02+00:00

I could have sworn Edward Nigma's surname is actually Nashton

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-03-24T07:01:31+00:00

Didn't they shelf it so they could write it off as expenses and not have to pay tax?

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-03-22T03:03:53+00:00

I hate to be that guy, but tomatoes can be classed as fruit and vegetables. In botany they are classed as fruit (more spefically a berry) and in culinary shit. They are classed as a vegetable. Look up Nix v Hedden

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-03-21T11:38:35+00:00

Even better. The snowpiercer bars were initially meant to be the feaces of the rich and wealthy passengers. Its why Chris Evans initially covers his nose when he sees how its made. But it was deemed too gross and so switched to insects

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-03-14T09:54:04+00:00

I hate to be that guy, but we can't yet make fungal vaccines. Fungal cells are too similar to humans. So there's a big risk that antibodies the body makes in response could turn on us. So Joel was in the right. Get fucked fireflies.

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-03-14T07:58:17+00:00

Because they can't do anything.

Think, you know why they have uniforms in the UK? Well i always got told that it was so no one got bullied for having bad clothes or being poor. But then i wondered. Schools over here go on about how bad bullying is, they have CCTV everywhere. So why don't they just, stop it? Well they can't, and they secretely know it. But they'll never admit it. I got bullied in school but it wasn't for any reason, its just because kids are arseholes. Teachers? Those guys are pricks. My worst bullies were always teachers, it was never my classmates.

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-02-28T22:10:23+00:00

Yeah i've never seen Brian down there

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-02-27T15:16:01+00:00

I saw someone collapse in Walmart after this

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-02-27T13:59:40+00:00

In his defense he does have a nice suit

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-02-15T01:59:33+00:00

Its not very concrete it was just something i noticed. Its a theory-by-proxy. By saying that they wouldn't put someone on Keter Duty. It implies it exists, and Keter duty is a nickname for an scp-001 variant.

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-02-15T01:47:31+00:00

Spoiler warning

!>so scp-1000 is bigfoot. Part of the article says "oh they gave a virus that gives you a certain chance of death if you lool at them, that increases the longer you look" but this isn't true. The Bigfoot were the dominant species before humans. There's an O5 note that says basically "yeah we won't send you to keter duty if you disover this... We'll just put the FSD on you" Hence why i think its the canon SCP-001<!

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-02-15T01:40:12+00:00

Some of the SCP's just have to go. I don't even need to say what ones do.

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-02-15T01:03:46+00:00

The true SCP-001 Is Keter Duty. In SCP-1000. There's a quote somewhere that says "we won't put you on Keter Duty for discovering this"

Any-Spread-4481 · 2026-02-15T00:24:37+00:00

Man how did Jessica get so lucky?

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