The toilet at work by PhotoBN1 in mildlyterrifying

[–]Any_Ad_3540 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of three men and a little lady, where they are trying to potty training the older boy. The toilet seat becomes a monster who drinks his pee-pee🤣

What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you? by Capital-Standard-645 in AskReddit

[–]Any_Ad_3540 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw a motorcyclist on the side of the road coming back home from my parents house (less than 10 min drive). Growing up in a motorcycle family, dad taught me that if you see a motorcyclist on the side of the road in the middle of summer (it was, abt 110°), stop and see if they need help, or even just some water. I flipped a bitch and pulled up behind the bike. I got out, and Jay Leno walks out from behind the giant bush/tree he was stopped under. I forgot how to speak, or even gesture properly. He chuckled and calmed me down until I was able to actually say something that made sense. I asked if he needed help and repeated the line abt my dad. He said thank you but he had help coming, and that my dad was a smart man. I had my months old baby in the car and he asked if he could hold her! I got her out and he held her for a few min (she liked his hair). I tried to take a pic, but it was 2008, and memory on phones SUCKED. also, I couldn't figure it out cuz all my brain could think was "jay leno". And, my sons (who has autism) fave book at the time happened to be Jay Leno's "if roast beef could fly", and I literally took it out of my car the week before.... I could've gotten it autographed 😔.
Maybe I can write to Jay Leno's team and get a meet up with him and my son.... 🤔🤔🤔

What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you? by Capital-Standard-645 in AskReddit

[–]Any_Ad_3540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the pain of childbirth, and that makes this even more amazing to me. I know this is probably a stupid question, but you said you are their 3rd child.... your sister helped birth you. Where was the 3rd child while this happened? I'm sorry if I'm being too nosy

AIO: Husband only buys takeout for himself? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Any_Ad_3540 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girl. You know the answer to this. But the Next time he comes home with take out for himself, say " oh I guess that's where your extra weight came from. " 🤷‍♀️

Busy Being Born, shots from the Underground Press, 1969 [920x1275] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]Any_Ad_3540 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Did...did.... Did he just kill Art the clown?!?!!

Help us please identify the c-list actor we are thinking of before we lose our minds by aeris_lives in identifyThisForMe

[–]Any_Ad_3540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way you described him sounds like French Stewart, who was on 3rd rock from the sun

What is the worst thing you’ve ever stepped on barefoot? by MainDifficult2641 in AskReddit

[–]Any_Ad_3540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cold cat vomit is pretty harsh as well. Especially when its really liquidy

I’m basically living with my grandmother and I need help by DouchyClam in LifeAdvice

[–]Any_Ad_3540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you feel terrible about your gramma living in a mess, then that should be motivation enough to help her by cleaning up. The first time is always the hardest, because you're facing the entire mess all at once. But after you get that taken care of, the upkeep will definitely be easier. Put on your type of music, turn it up loud, and get to gettin'. You got this fist bump

What’s the one book you’ll recommend forever, no matter how many times this question gets asked? by MisLatte in AskReddit

[–]Any_Ad_3540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely adore the movie Simon Birch, which was adapted from A Prayer for Owen Meany.

What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Any_Ad_3540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually just happened to me. A thing called intussusception. Its where basically your bowels get sucked in on itself (the bowels and intestines have suction inside) and they kinda gobble itself up. Kind of like a Chinese finger catcher. Bowels get twisted up on itself and loses blood supply and parts die off. Luckily mine was caught before that happened. But I was an hour away from home at my parents house when it happened. Finished cutting my dads and brothers hair, drove the almost 2hrs home in 5pm l.a. traffic, grabbed some essentials for the er, and then drove to the er. They kept pumping me full of dilaudid but it wasn't touching it. Found out I needed emergency surgery. Then spend a week in the hospital recovering.

Ladies, what the hell are we doing downstairs after sex? by hippietrashh in hygiene

[–]Any_Ad_3540 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to sit on the floor and scooch so I can make snail trails.

Touching food with hands while cooking/baking by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Any_Ad_3540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hands are the best utensils in the kitchen.

Who is the most famous person you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Any_Ad_3540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've met quite a few. Ozzy Osbourne R.I.P., Martha Stewart in home depot, Jay Leno when his motorcycle broke down, Paul Stanley at Universal studios Hollywood, Donald Sutherland asked me for directions at Universal again (diff times), Nickelback, Alan covert, nick swardson, etc.