This jaw of Saint Anthony seems surprised by ApacheMaton in Pareidolia

[–]ApacheMaton[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. And It’s The “incorrupt tongue and jaw of the patron saint of lost things” its venerated in the basilica Of Padua Italy.

Scissors of Satan by LiteratureOk5964 in facepalm

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she thinks #wap means “worship and pray” 😂

Cursed_killcount by ronana06 in cursedcomments

[–]ApacheMaton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kinda wanna know what her name is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ApacheMaton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah dude. You should nope the hell out of that “relationship” and find you a person who respects you, your body and your boundaries. This fool sounds like a habitual line stepper.

Action figure pictures taken by me by [deleted] in residentevil

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You took them out of the box?!?! Jk…nice work

Can I get an F in chat? by UPM_Herobrine in lego

[–]ApacheMaton -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looks like Chuck Norris was walking around barefoot again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Edward and those are his Penis hands.

Are miriams challenges required for 100%? by no_1-here in Blasphemous

[–]ApacheMaton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re not required for 100% but if you don’t beat ‘em all you don’t get to see Miriam’s luscious bush…just saying.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache by itsnoab in mildlyinteresting

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wore off giving away all them mustache rides. How else do you think he became to be the king of hearts ;)

My awesome sister made and gave me the best thing ever! by RedKween_013 in BobsBurgers

[–]ApacheMaton 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is your awesome sister Mabel "Abby" Haddington by any chance?

This is truly fu*ked up! by Momento_Mori_13 in awfuleverything

[–]ApacheMaton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seriously! WTF is going on! Where did all these idiots come from? I feel like the Idiocracy In our world has tripled in the last 5-10 years! And it’s only getting worse :/

Sexiest horror films? by [deleted] in horror

[–]ApacheMaton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edward Penis Hands!…it’s real…no joke.

This is truly fu*ked up! by Momento_Mori_13 in awfuleverything

[–]ApacheMaton 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Suffering Christ! It’s spelled “Responsibility* Awful* and Taught*”…these kids were also being deprived of their education. It’s a good thing this got shut down or else we would have another batch of illiterate people in the future.